I am trying to compile a list of the most pertinent events (on stage and off), mainly for me and Richard Darrigo to use in assembling the event tapes for our various evil purposes and greedy motives. It may come in handy for other folks. Likewise, ADD TO IT! And help me with names! I had MEANT to hang at the registration booth MEETING people, but we were short on volunteers so I had to swab out the Soul Cannisters or something instead. So I dunno WHO the hell it is on these tapes sometimes.
This is a very incomplete list, taken from the handwritten notes on the backs of the videotapes from my camera and Ymmot Zepol's. I haven't even finished logging the tapes of Friday and Saturday night. And I keep coming upon AMAZING DETAILS that I had almost forgotten. When all is said and done, when the final documentary video is turned in late at the rental store, even Nenslo will understand why we fat geeks with cameras do what we do!
I WAS THE FIRST BOBBIE! AND, I AM STILL A FAT GEEK WITH A CAMERA (hiding inside a skinny geek with a camera).
THURSDAY July 2 1998
A Walk Through Camp -- visits with SubGenii camping along the road.
Nickie and Jesus start setting up the Sales Shed
Susie the Floozy's camp -- classic Floozian mugging and hamming
The SubGenius Superstore -- Nickie Deathchick
Susie the Floozie in Susie Satana garb (a la Tura Satana) sequence -- killer Flooze improv
Onan Canobite, various others.
Hierarchites lord it from the Trailer Porch.
The Date Rapists, band of 15 teenagers from S. Carolina, arrive in camp and start setting up; they get too drunk and one SHITS IN THE HOT TUB. Rather than accepting responsibility, they ARGUE with JESUS about it; Jesus and Brushwood toss their sorry asses out while being told "you don't understand Slack!"
Official Meeting between the SubGenii Security teams and the Brushwood staff
Men Vs. Women -- the Slumber Party
(All dark -- audio only) Onan, Jesus, Stang etc. try to spy on SubGenius Women's Slumber Party. Onan sniffs woman scent on bushes, gets excited. Jesus captured. Stang lays in dark right beside tent, records women, but in vain.
Women go to middle of field for meeting. Men go watch hot pagan babe dance around bonfire (pagan drumming heard constantly in bg on tapes)
Stang caught by women outside swimming pool building. Stripped, humiliated, bodily thrown in pool. Naked cavorting women jump in and alternately tintillate Stang and beat on him with huge pool toys. It dawns on Stang that this might be a ploy to catch many SubGeniuses WITHOUT THEIR MEMBERSHIP CARDS in a premature Rupture. Stang gets paranoid, escapes, wipes off, dresses, goes to Pavillion to see:
Onstage, Thursday night:
David Lynch Thursday night rant about Slack
Pee Kitty rant
(I think there was a lot of ranting and Wotanning in the Pavillion Thursday night, and much of it is probably somewhere on my crappy unlabeled audio tapes.) HELP ADD TO THIS LIST
P-Lil rant when?
FRIDAY July 3, 1998
REGISTRATION -- SubGenii line up to pay fee and obtain crucial plastic bracelet
On WBOB, a broadcast of the SubGenius Numerology guy
Onstage, 11 am(?)
Before small crowd, Stang welcomes everybody to Brushwood, rants about the 7 Great Misconceptions about X-Day (#7: That You Will Be Going Back Home From Here), discusses the miracle of the Turd in the Hot Tub
Dr. Onan Canobite sings 3 SubGenius songs: "Do You Know How It feels," "I Am a SubGenius," "I Wanna Die for "Bob""
Refereed by Rev. Nickie Deathchick and Rev. DK Jones; Dr. K'taden Legume, annunciator. (First two on Stang videotape have Stang narration as Stang shoots -- remaining ones on Stang tape have Legume narration as Legume shoots)
IrRev. Friday Jones vs. Christina Bucket
El Gordo vs. Angel
Pastor Craig vs. Angel and Christina Bucket and Friday
Papa Joe Mama vs. Stang vs. Friday vs. The Rabbi vs. Angel vs. Christina
Howards vs. Christina
Several Big Bald or Short Haired Guys Vs. Each Other
Darrigo & crew interview Dr. Legume on trailer porch
Large crowd of Drummondians, F-U-menicals, Ivangelicals and Holocaustals gather as Jesus announces the Testing of the Weapons and Declaring of Sides for the Battle of Armageddon
Stang rant to the Ivangelicals
Legume rant to the Holocaustals.
Various contestants: the One Lone Guy with his 3 Foot Dick, "Bobbies Must Die" guy, misc., G.Gordon Gordon (renaming of Gordonians to Drummondians -- Those Who Do Not Come, but Lurk with Video Cameras)
Strange gives Stang rocket-launcher weapon
Jesus rants re: schedules, X-Day
kevbob, jeff saturn,
The Duke of Uke
(set list?) -- ukelele versions of heavy metal and punk classics -- Been a Long Time, Anarchy in the UK, 3 other songs
Jesus on P-Kitty
Betsy Ross rants
St. Andrew and Pope Phred exhort all to get naked; some do
Rev. Moses Evergreen (?) -- lame hippie poetry
THE BULLDADA AUCTION (Jesus/Modemac)
Moment of Sacred Noise
Auctioning Christina Bucket panties, DK Jones wins; bites panties off; New Orleans guys; The WOman Who Will Shit; Legume; P-Lil
King of Slack Bill T. Miller; Slackbangers
"Slack-Bang Me Baby", Surgeons 4 Connie, "Last Chance for Slack" (Stang rant on Slack) "Bob" Is Love"
Papa Joe Mama rant #1 -- Princess Diana vs. Mother Theresa
Stang stalling rant re: X-Day Misconceptions -- also, My Affair with Clinton -- Stang fucks gravel covered man
ESO "Sex In Another Dimension" "Can I Put My Hands On You" "I Am a Clone" "Urasia Blue" "Iodine 131" "Living in Arizona (I Work w/ My Hands)" "Jaguar Night"
Susie the Floozie and Her Two Best Friends
ESO & Stang
Carefully Staged ESO/Stang rant build-up
"Us and All Our Friends Are SO Fucked Up" sing-along!!! -- Stang hands out sparklers and lights them as audience spazzes
New Signs in the Heavens, Signs in the Earth rant (good CU on Tommy's VHS)
Earth First rant (not so hot)
"SubGenius Lullaby" sing along - !!!
LUCIFERIAN LIBERATION FRONT rants n raps
(VERY ROUGH LIST from here on down -- footage not yet screened, merely rewound)
Papa Joe Mama #2
Stang ("radio?" -- indeciferable note))
SATURDAY, July 4, 1998
The Naked Boptism in Poolhouse (inc. trad. "Sacred Vortex Whirlpool")
(halfway through Stangcam 5 Hi-8) Legume & Stang rant at the lurkers and photogs in bathhouse-- "sheepish peephole people"
On Stage: Legume makes threats re: women/Ivangelicals who stole the pig head "No head, no head"
Stang updates schedule, improvs re: everything
JHVH Hates Phred
Amateur Ranters (names?)
ESO Space Jam -- "I Put a Spell On You" "Bang a Gong"
Sterno brief statement
Preparing for Battle of Armageddon
Battle of Armageddon
After the Battle of Armageddon
Misc. Crowd Scenes
(Townsfolk complain to sherriff about WBOB and Kill Me Radio broadcasting filth into their homes)
Bill T, Miller, King of Slack
someone else rant re: Connie, belly dance
Fireworks, the Premature Launching by Dynamite of the Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer
Papa Joe Mama and Janor Hypercleats: the Launching of the Pig-Like Palmer Head
Stang heartfelt improv rant re: "Defining Moments" in SubG (? - did this happen?))
Mass Marriage of Dr. Dynasoar and Rev.El
Marriage of Jesus
Andrew the Impaled, sideshow marvel:
screwdriver in nose; eating light bulb; walking on glass; skewer through face; sewing Legume's mouth shut; fire-organ
Jesus on "Win a Night With Janor"
Papa Joe Mama #3 "The Virtuous House Nigger"
Midnight: Sex Goddesses of Lacisvious Exhibitions
DRS. 4 "BOB"/Swinging Love Corpses Audience Elimination: "This Is Our Best Song"
IrRev. Friday Jones discovers that Jesus and Stang, their wives and cars are gone. Rumors spread.
Duke of Uke
Wotan music?? Trash? Amateurs? Balther?
misc. drunks until 6 am? Luciferian Liberation Front? Somewhere in there, Sivet rescues the Pulpit and berates the Bobbies
((NOTE: Pretty much all of Saturday night seems to be on my videotapes; I just haven't plowwed into the murk yet. I know that I don't know who most of these hollering people are, that I glimpsed whenever I stopped the rewind.))
SUNDAY July 5 1998
Huge cloud X in sky sighted, 6 am
6:45: white stretch limo circles campground, chased by crowd, pulls up at Pavillion; Stang, Jesus Christ, someone else, Mary Magdalene emerge, with crude "Bob" Dobbs mannequin. Stang assures crowd that this is only a decoy dummy "Bob" and not the real thing.
Misc. excited, unprepared statements
7:00 am -- countdown, Taking of the Kool-Aid, "Fuck 'em" chant... second countdown... chaos breaks out. Joe Mama notices detail of original Dobbs memo re: 1998 (possibly "8661" written upside down). Holocaustals and crowd go berserk. Ivangelical women strip clothes off Stang, Holocaustals dump motor oil and bright pink feathers over him, Stang tossed in stinking pond, mocked by assembled SubGenii until helped out and to the showers by the Devil, or a man in a complete head to toe Satan outfit
Clean-up and Puppet Show
Rest of Sunday: Everybody has a day with nothing to do.
HELP FILL IN THE MEMORY AND TAPE BLANKS, FOLKS!!
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Modemac)
email@example.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>Onstage, Thursday night:
>David Lynch Thursday night rant about Slack
>Pee Kitty rant
After the Battle of the Swimming Pool, I announced to the crowd that we had
driven the naked women away and saved Ivan Stang. And for some reason I
still can't understand, the crowd CHEERED.
>Onstage, Friday night:
>Jesus rants re: schedules, X-Day
Before the Anti-Music started, we had the Bulldada Auction. You should not
forget this event, because we actually MADE MONEY for "Bob" -- $157 and a
Candian $20 bill -- by auctioning off WORTHLESS SHIT. LITERALLY shit, that
is -- Reverend Angela got a $20 bid to shit on a Bible! [Note to
Luciferian Liberation Front: She told me she had to duck out because she
literally didn't have any shit at the time -- she'd had to build up more.
Also, she wanted to do it onstage and apparently there was no room in the
schedule for it.]
>Onstage, Saturday Night:
Including two AMAZING rants: by Popess Nikita (anti-Scientology rant that
will probably have to be EDITED OUT of official SubGenius media to avoid
the inevitable threatening letters from the Sons of Elron), and Or Kill Me
Radio's magnificent found-bulldada presentation "SubGenius First Grade."
>SUNDAY July 5 1998
>motor oil and bright pink feathers over him, Stang tossed in stinking pond,
>mocked by assembled SubGenii until helped out and to the showers by the
>Devil, or a man in a complete head to toe Satan outfit
While Stang was cleaning off, I gave my X-Day Sermon. I'd prepared this
one for months, and I wanted it to be something special -- because, hell,
it was X-Day! If nothing else, I am hoping that SOMEONE got a recording of
this. Because of this ridiculous bleeding-heart Rant, I'm thinking of
changing my name to Frank Capra.
Reverend Modemac (firstname.lastname@example.org)
First Online Church of "Bob"
(FINGER email@example.com for a FREE SubGenius Pamphlet!)
From: "Phloighd" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>The Date Rapists, band of 15 teenagers from S. Carolina, arrive in camp and
>start setting up; they get too drunk and one SHITS IN THE HOT TUB. Rather
>than accepting responsibility, they ARGUE with JESUS about it; Jesus and
>Brushwood toss their sorry asses out while being told they "don't
Although it's prolly wholly unnecessary, you could also add in there sometime
between their arriving and sundown their wander through camp looking for drugs.
I think the words they spoke to me were something like 'Acid, 'shrooms, smack,
Phloighd / j.
From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <email@example.com>
This is starting to read like,
"100 Reasons to Avoid X-Day"
Did the fat people with cameras actually get footage of Date Rapists
in the pool defecating while "high" on heroin 'shrooms?"
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
>Onstage, Thursday night:
==> brief P.Lil rant right after Wotanning, before Dave Lynch
>David Lynch Thursday night rant about Slack
>Pee Kitty rant
>FRIDAY July 3, 1998
>The Duke of Uke
>(set list?) -- ukelele versions of heavy metal and punk classics
==> Ginsu rant. (Maybe before Duke of Uke?)
>King of Slack Bill T. Miller; Slackbangers, Stang rant on Slack
>SATURDAY, July 4, 1998
==> P.Lil Apocaleptic Movement rant
>Wotan music?? Trash? Amateurs? Balther?
==> Vaginal Blood Fart
==> Tri-State Killing Spree
From: Bureau of Control <email@example.com>
> >motor oil and bright pink feathers over him, Stang tossed in stinking pond,
> >mocked by assembled SubGenii until helped out and to the showers by the
> >Devil, or a man in a complete head to toe Satan outfit
I think that was honey, not motor oil, since that much oil would have slimed
the pond (more than it was already), as well as the stage. I don't remember
seeing a slick spreading from Stang, but I wasn't looking, either.
> While Stang was cleaning off, I gave my X-Day Sermon. I'd prepared this
> one for months, and I wanted it to be something special -- because, hell,
> it was X-Day! If nothing else, I am hoping that SOMEONE got a recording of
> this. Because of this ridiculous bleeding-heart Rant, I'm thinking of
> changing my name to Frank Capra.
Damn! I was there and remember it was pretty good, but I didn't have a
recorder. I DID take a picture, though. I've posted it, with others, on
http://www.vermilion-sands.com/subgenius/xdaypix.html. I took a few pix on
X-Day (but didn't get the puppet show &@#!) while cleaning up a bit.
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