subgenius 7/12/98

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#subgenius: Stang Pastor_X PeeKitty AKA @decadence @Ginsu @Bunnyboy @MSakamoto @ChrisLi mafoo @Resop @Mykal @kbAWAY
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AKA: where you moiving to?
Pastor_X: You wouldnt talk like that Ginsu if you knew who I is
Resop: Speaking of which...
Ginsu: I'll cobble one together from spare parts.
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Stang: Eheeeeehigh-YAH!!!
PeeKitty: Where you going, Kid?
Pastor_X: Rabbi
decadence hugs Stang and Rabbi
Pastor_X: Wanna fuck Rabbi
Ginsu: Rabbi, Stang!!
decadence: HEUNH!
Resop: Jacklyn!
PeeKitty: There's the bastahd now!
Stang: Sister Decadence! You made it!
decadence: Hey guys, it's my virginal trip into IRC!!
Pastor_X: HahahaCharlatan Stang
Ginsu: You're Bill Patty, the one, the only!
Stang: ALL HAIL SISTER DECADENCE!
decadence: There HAD to be something I was a virgin at!
Pastor_X: Wrong, Gymshoe
ChrisLi: heya Rabbi, Stang, et al
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Ginsu: You. Bollocksmonger. Legume.
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Rabbi: Wow, I came at the same time as Stang? Not bad.
Stang: Hey Pastor X, we misser yer nose-bitin' ass!
Pastor_X: Heheh
Stang: Missed.
decadence: Ah Stang, you sweet talking beastie
Pastor_X: miles from home. will return later
Pastor_X: Hi Daddy
Stang: Decadence, I have been coppin' your pictures off alt.binaries.slack!!
decadence: Rabbi: good timing with the hand...
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decadence: Stang: You digging them?
Pastor_X: Shroomover, huh, stang?
Stang: I have about 18 zillion pics that El Diablo shot which I'm culling down for postability...
decadence: Yeah I pondered posting more.....
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Pastor_X: Stang, any of my wife?
Stang: RABBI!! The videos of us wrassling are WONDERFUL!!! Since I had no glasses on at the time, I couldn't SEE you.
Rabbi: Decadence, I hope I did the right thing be letting you post my bod
ChrisLi sings a happy song about cooking beef jerky.
AKA: stang - i hope the video turned out okay, im afraid the first one was a bit jumpey...
decadence: What a loss...didja see her BUTT pic? WOOF!
decadence smiles at Rabbi....OH YEAH
Stang: AKA -- I have barely even logged what's roughly on the tapes from my camera, but they look okay.... Rev. Zepol's videos of the 7 am thang KICK ASS!
Pastor_X: Rabbi, can i mail those to your co-workers?
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ChrisLi: Stang, QuijiboCam videos will be in the mail next week. making the third time i've watched them.
Bunnyboy: lo AGIN!
Resop: Yeah Rabbi you beat Stang up so bad he couldn't tag out.
Pastor_X: Does your company have a web page, Rabbi?
Stang: I am VERY HAPPY that Rev. Zepol caught the 7 am stuff.... the video is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! I'm gonna do a rough edit ASAP.
Bunnyboy: Is it any coincidence that I fell out the minute Stang showed up?
Stang: Plus I figure those professional video guys caught the main stuff pretty well.
*decadence* Seems we're to be at your place next Sat...video/pic viewing...want Doc Frop to attend at that time? nudge nudge
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ONAN: yo
decadence hugs Onan.
Ginsu: onan!
Rabbi: Yeah, but Stang managed to call in Papa Joe Mama to suck on my toes somehow.
ChrisLi: Huzzah for Onan!
Bunnyboy: Nice to know those feathers haven't softened those bony elbows, Ivan
PeeKitty: Stang: ChrisLi's footage is the ONLY KNOWN FOOTAGE of my imprisonment in the hospital. Use it somewhere, dammit...
PeeKitty: ONAN!
Stang: Decadence: YES!! (Don't personal message me, I get too confused when that happens)
PeeKitty hugs Onan, too
Bunnyboy: lo Onan
Resop: SEE!!
decadence: Stang: Okay honey...didn't want to ask in public
Rabbi rubs up against Onan.
decadence: hey Rabbi, can I take the other side?
Pastor_X: Here's a good queation, Stang. Wht did the video crew film the nude wrestling, then tell me that i couldn't be interviewed with Angel on my lap?
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Stang: Onan. The video of your singing looks and sounds good. I was so happy to finally HEAR it.
Rabbi rubs against Decadence, while she's at it.
Bunnyboy: lo Loki
decadence: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh
ONAN: everybody hang on a second before i return hugs and stuff
Resop: Because god does not approve of such pre-marital rubbing
Stang: Pastor X, I'm confused, I thought you wern't there?
decadence: Pfffft
PeeKitty: Godfather Gillan demands SubGenius Lap Dances at next year's drill!
decadence: Not MY god
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Ginsu: who?
Stang: PEE KITTY -- you doing okay man?
legume: I'm at X's
Rabbi: Ken, please make up your bloody mind.
Stang: Dr. Legume. You fucked up bastard.
decadence: Lap dances...sounds painful
Rabbi: Man, Kitty, you gave us a helluva scare.
legume: I'm miles from home
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PeeKitty: Ivan: Yep, I'm doing fine, man. Plenty O Slack.
Mykal: I will give Godfather a lap daance if he pays the going rate.
Bunnyboy: lo tom
Resop: I'm not sure I'd want Legume to give me a lapdance...
MSakamoto: Hey!
legume: Big white pills
fathertom: hey all
ChrisLi does not hug Onan, but high-fives him.
Ginsu: Where are you exactly Legume?
legume: New Jersey
Stang: IMore them kind pils, Legume. I'm FUCKED with that X-DAY CHEST COLD.
Rabbi: P.K.- Glad you were at least well enough to swim with all us nekkid chicks.
legume: surrounded by police
Ginsu: ??
Stang: Apparently Decadence, P-Lil, you, me and Mrs. Legume got the Bug.
decadence: Legume: Yeah, me too. I sound like freaking Theda Bara
legume: I wont give them the guns
ChrisLi: Ghod, i hopped in the pool, first time i ever got nekkid, and everybody remembers poor little sick Pkitty
Stang: FUCK the police.
legume: I'll die first
decadence: Teh police don't deserve it
legume: them fuckers
Rabbi: Die before fucking the cops?
PeeKitty: Rabbi: The night I refuse to swim with naked chicks, REGARDLESS OF WHAT AILMENT I'M SUFFERING FROM, is the day I shoot myself. Even a stroke ain't gonna keep me out.
AKA: stang - they'll bend over for you? I can only get them to suck my cock...
Stang: HEY YA'LL!!! Did we show the fuckers how to PARTY, or WHAT??!?
decadence: *sigh* If they'd only suck MY cock.
Ginsu: "These aren't the guns you're looking for."
legume: Cars warm. GOTTA MAKE A RUN FOR IT
AKA: decadence, I'll dress up like a cop and....
Mykal: CVhris- I certainly don't want to remeber you nekkid..
decadence: I like it already, AKA
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PeeKitty: Godfather Gillan wants a SubGenius petting zoo now.
ChrisLi: well, Myke. that's ok. you know me
Ginsu: iceknife
Stang: We DEFINITELY showed the amateurs how to fucking GET DOWN!!
Bunnyboy: Whatcha gonna do, Stang? TURN IN YER BADGE?!?
decadence: Hey Rabbi, wanna be in a petting zoo?
ChrisLi: i want a SubGenius peeing zoo.
Bunnyboy: lo ICE
Stang: Peeing Zoo!!! Arf arf arf.
PeeKitty nods to ICE
ICEKNIFE: WUT?
AKA: chrisli - they you need to join S.E.X.(c)(tm) --
Rabbi: What kind of Kat can I be?
Resop: Like the X-day celebration wasn't a zoo. My god!
ICEKNIFE: HEY. FAGS.
Rabbi: shmuck.
Stang: I have been safety-copying the videos that I have (my cam and Tommy's) and MAN!!! It's some GREAT VIEWING!
decadence: Penis
ChrisLi: oh ghod, another acronym. what's S.E.X.?
decadence: God, he didn't catch me nekkid di he? Scary thought..
Stang: I would have PREFERED tyo be on an ESXCAPE VESSEL rather than watching X-Day vids, but what the hell. Dobbs MUST know what he's doing.
AKA: 'safety-copy'?
Bunnyboy: Answer to trivia question: ICEKNIFE and I were the only ones on #subgenius @ 7:00 A.M. 7/5/98
ONAN: OKAY - now off phone from prolonged g'bye - hi all, now available for questions
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Resop: ICEKNIFE: G. Gordon Gordon was walking around with your severed head..
fathertom: bye
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Bunnyboy: PST, that is
ICEKNIFE: I don't HAVe a head, stoopid.... never did...
Stang: AKA-- I'm such a paranoid motherfucker, I immediately make safety copies of all importanbt data and mail them away from Dallas to secret stashes.
Rabbi: Stang- How good is the video from your treatment from the Connieites? Since my man was so busy listening to Andrew's blubbering, he missed everything that night.
ONAN: STANG: glad the video came out good. I've started audio editing.
decadence: Yeah Doc Frop too..and was he PISSED
AKA secretly tracks the 'backups' to their remote location...
ICEKNIFE: Dennis just asked me to pee on all of you for him.
Stang: HEY -- please send me any pertinent X-Day IRC logs. The SUbSITE archives much contain EVERY clue if we are to get this IGHT, NECXT TIME!
ChrisLi: i've got good video of Ivan hitting the water
ONAN: RABBI: I have the full pool depantsing of Stang on audio up to my own blessed depantsing.
decadence: WOO HOO!!!!
ICEKNIFE: ok. I have all the X-Day logs
Resop: Some of us are trying to forget about their treatment by the Connieites.
Stang: Rabbi -- I haven't seen the vids of my rape yet... someone else shot that and it's probably in there somewhere.
decadence: Ahhh did we girlies hurt ya or what?
ICEKNIFE: You stupid fucks weren't there at Cichen Itza! The Saucers were COOL!
ICEKNIFE: Chichen Itza
AKA: decadence - hurt him..? i thought you said he could take it!
legume: tHAT'S WHY YOU'RE STILL HERE, iCEKNIFE
Stang: Decadence, you cannot imagine how terrible I feel, being ravaged and humiliated by the likes of you, the Rabbi, Susie,Friday, someone else etc. MY GOD what a RELIGION this is!
MSakamoto: Oh, you loved it.
Rabbi: AUDIO?!?! You can't see Decadence and I ripping our clothes off before we threw Stang in the pool and shimmying on AUDIO!!!!
decadence: Stang: Oh yeah...you POOR soul...and they actually tried to SAVE you! Sheesh!
ICEKNIFE: We Fucked sushi, and ate sex goddesses, and had a swell time. Then we left the earth. I'm not the original. I'm a backup program.
Stang: Dr. Legume, I must say, your scheme for the PUNCHLINE of X-Day was MASTERFUL, and that DEVIL showing up to rescue me at the very bitter end was the PERFECT RANDOM ELEMENT.
Resop: Nearly activated my PTSS.
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Rabbi: Who was it who wrestled with us at the showers?
Ginsu: Only humiliated by busty females. Some humiliation!
decadence: I kept telling them...You're saving him from women stripping him..>THINK boys, think!
ONAN: RABBI: yeah, you miss the pix in audio, but i've got the initial 'seduction' phase documented before teh videos went on
Friday-J: Somebody mention me?
PeeKitty: Friday
legume: Legume says you're lying, Stang . . . and I believe him.
ICEKNIFE: So, did my quick-fuse work on the head?
Friday-J: Hi Stang!
Rabbi: I' ll be back in a minute. I'm helping my mom with her master's degree and she needs help NOW. Gimme five minutes.
Stang: Legume -- I saw the wrassling videos section that you shot when I handed you the camera, this morning. YOU AIN'T KIDDING! There's some hard core shit with me and Cjristina Bucket on there! PRABOB!
legume: He told me how much you paid him . . .
Ginsu: Friday!
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Friday-J: Hi Ginsu
Friday-J: Bye Rabbi
decadence: Hi Friday, honey
Friday-J: Legume - Good to see you here.
Ginsu: Loved your weekend!
Friday-J: Hello dear Decadence
legume: I can't wait to see it. Send it to my buddy, Pastor X
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ONAN: Hi Friday
Stang: Rabbi and Onan -- somewhere on my videos are ALL DARK sections where I was trying to record the WOMEN PLOTTING IN THEIR TENT as I lay like a sneak RIGHT NEXT TO THE FEMME TENT! Super spy stuff.
Friday-J: Hi Onan
Resop: Friday Jones, the great warrior!
Friday-J: Stang - So THAT'S what that bulge in the tent wall was
*** Signoff: legume (Leaving)
Friday-J polishes her armor
Friday-J: Why is everyone leaving? Was it something I said?
AKA: stang - you have a NEGATIVE feature on the camera, you know!
Stang: FRIDAY!!! THE VIDEOS ARE GREAT!!!!
decadence: Yeah, but Stang, you learned NOTHING!!!
Friday-J: Stang - Glad to hear it.
Stang: Tommy caught the End of the World JUST RIGHT! You're gonna SHIT! AGAIN!!!
ONAN: STANG: I thought you had an IR camera - so I guess it didn't capture the thing I did just outside the women's tent...
Resop: They left because they know your kung fu is good!
decadence: okay Onan...what DID you do?
Stang: AKA -- I try to do any weird fx in post, ya know.
ICEKNIFE: yes. skunk food is good.
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P-Lil: Boi
decadence hugs P-Lil
Resop: P-Lil!
P-Lil: Boin
P-Lil: Bo
ONAN: Decadence: uhhh... it was a guy thing.
Ginsu: lo P-lil
P-Lil: Bbbbbbbbbbbb
Stang: Onan -- I got some readings off the splatters. Very high radiation.
MSakamoto: Lil!
P-Lil: BOING.
PeeKitty: Hey Lil!
P-Lil: Damn thing got stuck.
decadence: Onan: Ooh, cool..gee, wish I could do that
P-Lil: Decadence!!!! *smothers with my tits*
AKA: stang - yeah, it's just that I noticed it was a LOT easier to see details in negative when I was shooting the fireworks..
ChrisLi: here you go Pee Kitty- i'm up to the hospital visit. you should have seen 8 of us in Betsy's car.
Stang: P-LIL!! PRAISE "BOB," WE FUCKIN' SHOWED 'EM WHAT-FOR!
PeeKitty: (GodFather's car, actually) I believe it...EIGHT of you. It must have been like a fucking CLOWN car.
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P-Lil: Ginsu! Siouxsie! Stang! ALL YAZ!
Mykal: It was somethin else.
P-Lil: PeeKitty: You doing OK, man?
decadence smothers P-Lil back..WOOF baby!
ONAN: PKitty: yeah, you should have seen the SUBGenius smoking by the gas pumps when we went to see you.
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MSakamoto: Yeah, I see how it is, I never get smothered anymore!
P-Lil: Stang: They never knew what hit them.
Stang: The one thing I have NO VIDEO of yet is the Battle of Armageddon. Though I have shitloads of great pictures shot by Ymmot and Kim.
Ginsu: brb
P-Lil purrs in the smotherage
PeeKitty: Yeah, I'm okay, Lil. Still getting the hang of this whole thing, but I haven't passed out or gona into a coma yet. :)
decadence: Doc Frop brought me cookies....
decadence: Chocolate chip..
PeeKitty: ONAN: We had someone doing that at a station on the wya back...RIGHT by our car. Scared my ass good.
Resop: I thought I saw Goovy G recording with a camera covered with buble wrap
ICEKNIFE: is there a subgenius palace chat system?
Stang: I spent all day yesterday and today reading and saving alt.slack posts! It was an ORGY of gloating, for me.
ChrisLi: Siouxsie filmed the Battle for QuijiboCam. mostly distance shots, good kinda "overview" thing
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P-Lil: Siouxsie: You've got someone to smother for you, but, I guess, for ol' times sake... *THIGH SMOTHERS*
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P-Lil: I haven't even LOOKED at alt.slack.
decadence welcomes dear Rabbi back
Stang: PeeKitty, I guess you have joined the ranks of the SubGenii who have to take TONS OF DRUGS just to LIVE.
P-Lil: And alt.binaries.slack is on auto-download for the moment.
P-Lil: Rabbi!
Rabbi: Man, I'm too nice for my own good! What did I miss?
PeeKitty: With the exception of a lot of dumb discordian posts and people who take some guy called s_kenner seriously, alt.slack is good right now
ICEKNIFE: I'm gonna clean some frap now... ONAN! Please be funny so I don't get bored with these turtle balls and hang up or pass out...
Bunnyboy: lo Lil. Sorry so mum, but I was busy growling at Majordomo
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AKA: Lotsa of niceities, rabbi
Ginsu: b
Bunnyboy: lo Friday
ONAN: ICEKNIFE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Stang: P-Lil -- Sister Decadence posted SHITLOADS of REALLY GOOD PICS! There's a lot of the usual funny "art" stuff too.
decadence: if ya gotta clean it, Iceknife, it's NO GOOD!
Rabbi: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw if I could possibly get alt.bianaries.slack!
Stang: SAVEBOB changed names and has been posting a MASSIVE CONNIE ART BARRAGE.
P-Lil: By the way, I'd like to take this moment to thank all the wonderful NunSnakes who were at Brushwood this year, who welcomed me with open arms and defended my delicate self from the ravages of lesser-evolved genderlings.
Friday-X: It is always BAD NEWS in a relationship when you have a BIGGER HARD DRIVE than your boyfriend
ICEKNIFE: stems, stoopid
Rabbi: Friday- How are your bruises?
Friday-X: P-Lil - I am glad you were properly coddled
Stang: It seems that the Connietites have pretty much taken the reins, in the wake of the Ivangelical-Holocaustal debacle and Dobbs' prophecy failures.
decadence: DUH Ice
Friday-X: Rabbi - mostly gone except for a HUGE one on my arm
P-Lil: Stang: I'm grabbing and grabbing. Hell, if this autograbber sorted by poster I'd recommend it to you for speeding things up.
Rabbi: Yow.
ONAN: i posted some Onanpix to alt.binaries.slack today
decadence: We always had the reins Stang,,you guys didn't know it is all
P-Lil: Friday: Only enough that I felt *special*.
Stang: Rabbi -- what ya do is, check out www.newsguy.com.... it's how you get ALL NEWSGROUP PORN from EVERYWHERE.
decadence: p-Lil...you ARE darling
Friday-X: I have a 6 GIGABYTE hard drive and I've got about 40 meg free - the rest is full of my roommates' DISEASED DATA which I think has given me a VIRUS!
Rabbi: Onan- I saw those at Strange's place. Very cute. Ya know, he thought you would be about 40 or something.
Stang: Friday, has that bad man been mistreating you again? You know that there's always a special tirture chamber here in Dallas waiting for you.
P-Lil: Decadence: Yeah, but I've only begun my army of Bobbies to remind me of the fact constantly. I forget.
P-Lil: Decadence: Probably all those chemicals I put my poor brane through.
Friday-X: Damnit, why can't he get off his ass and buy A DECENT SIZED HARD DRIVE??? Why, because this would entail GETTING A JOB! And that would IMPINGE on his SLACK!
ONAN: Rabbi: the first thing Legume said to me was "you're not as old as I thought you would be."
Friday-X: Stang - Tirture? Where you torture tits?
Stang: Friday -- I have the X-Day virus.
decadence: P-Lil: well you need more to balance it out then!
Friday-X: Stang - My computer is sick even as I heal.
Rabbi: Stang regularly tries to spirit young redhead Yetis to Dallas. Beware, Friday, beware.
decadence: 8sniff*
decadence claps for Stang
Bunnyboy: Tenuous Tenured Titure
decadence: Can I torture some too????
P-Lil: Decadence: You're probably right, but I'm staying clear of the acid for a while.
Friday-X: Rabbi - I'll just mail in my scalp for him to take his pleasures with.
PeeKitty: Yay...time to pull out the lancets and feed the BLOODSUCKING VAMPIRE MACHINE that tells me what to do... I hear it licking its lips right now in anticipation....
decadence: Can I can I? Huh huh huh?
Rabbi: Onan- You are just the cuteest, you know that!
Stang: Hey -- Rabbi -- it WORKS!!! I don't know what I'd do without all the crazy beautiful redheads.
AKA: I have two extra titure chamers myself..
P-Lil: "Oh SHIT, while I was napping that HIT CLIMBED ON TOP OF ME! GOTTA... GET... OUT... OF... *TENT*!!!!"
Rabbi: OWWW, that smarts, Friday! I'll just send him the brand I use!
P-Lil contemplates another dyejob
decadence: Yeah P-Lil...I was just thinking of going RED
ONAN: Rabbi: portland is a nice place to visit
Bunnyboy: Lil: tired of bein a bottle brunnette?
P-Lil: Auburn, or maybe a good burgundy.
Stang: P-Lil, I would think that you would have learned from the Drills that LSD does not go with celebrityhood, such as you now enjoy.
decadence: Rabbi: And there are CUTE boys there....
Friday-X: Stang would make a fetching redhead, with wiry copper pubes
Rabbi: Hate to bust everyone's bubble, but I'm prematurely grey. Of course, you can tell I'm not a real redhead from Decadence's posting.
P-Lil: Stang: I never did LSD at the drills before, and WHAT IS THIS SHIT about me being a celebrity?!?
ONAN: onan's going to go long hair - no haircuts until xist arrival or i feel like it.
Friday-X hands P-Lil some DSL
P-Lil: I'm just the hardest working transsexual in the busines.
AKA: Yah, and I'm prematurely losing my hair, rabbi, so..
Friday-X asks for P-Lil's autograph and chases her limo
Stang: P-Lil, face it, you're a star now. (I was just GUESSING you'd tripped at Drills!)
Rabbi: I dunno, Onan. I liked the survivalist look. Fetching.
Bunnyboy: Auntie dotes on you
Resop: P-lil is the God father/mother of soul
Rabbi rubs Onan's close cropped head.
ChrisLi: PK- on the vid, a nurse just cut you and took your blood!
Stang: Onan, the girls really like the long curly locks. But I dunno if you should mess with your image. They are ALL talkling about how "CUTE" you are.
P-Lil: Friday: Just don't let go if you catch it.
Friday-X: It's so nice to be able to put faces to all your names
PeeKitty: Onan: Godfather hasn't seen ya longhaired, but he sez the short hair did look good on ya. (I've seen both - both look good IMO)
P-Lil: Stang: But, where's all the GROUPIE SEX? Where's all the FREE PILS?
decadence: But we all want him to grow out his hair to pull him around by
AKA: FREE PLILS?!?!?
P-Lil: What good is being a celebrity if all you get from it is a bunch of people too timid to say "hi" to you?
Friday-X: Onan is such a cutie, I want to rip his face off and eat it in a sandwich
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Rabbi: AKA-I'm not complaining. I'm just stating the obvious after that full frontal shot.
Stang: Friday -- yeah, after one's met everybody at Brushwood, IRC becomes like TV-o-Phone.
Rabbi: NULLY!
ChrisLi: THERE she is
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PeeKitty: Chris: VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES ALL! All they wanted was my BLOOD that week! MY PRECIOUS BLOOD, that I spilled so that you folks may be free of sin.....
P-Lil: NULLLLLLLLLLLLY!
P-Lil: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBarnes!
Ginsu: nully!
RBarnes: hahahahaha
AKA: rabbi - you GOTTA be a natural redhead, you're a natural redbody!
ONAN: woe is me, slave to fashion. So I guess it should be up for a vote or a fight or something.
RBarnes: fooled ya
decadence: I'll armwrestle for the growing hair side
RBarnes: I will let her speak momentarily
Friday-X slurps up PeeKitty's pleasantly sweet blood
Bunnyboy: lo Barnes
Rabbi: Where's Nickie?
P-Lil: Hmm, I think I might make a NEW faces file for IRCle... using Brushwood pix solely.
ChrisLi: Free of sin?!? Ya lousy punk!
AKA: stang - despite my meeting people, I dont know anybody.
Stang: Not only do we all know what each other look like, we know what we look like NAKED AS THE DAY WE WERE BORN!!! (*gag* *choke*)
P-Lil: The "best" pictures.
decadence: yeah, where IS Nickie?
P-Lil: The tickle-me-pink-feathery best.
ONAN: see alt.binaries.slack for long hair onan pix - compare, contrast.
decadence: When I was born I was furrier
Friday-X: Stang - If you were born looking like that, you're lucky the doctor didn't just throw you up against the wall until you STUCK
P-Lil: Stang: No you don't. Girl's gotta have her secrets.
Mykal: I like to think I was alot skinnier on the day that I wa sborn.
Stang: Nickie doesn't do IRC. ACtually I think Jesus, Mary, Nickie, Sivet and someone else all went to see the X Files movie.
decadence: me too Mykal
decadence: Again???
AKA: So many SubG's so few real memories.
Rabbi: By the way, everyone, what looks like total ecstasy in that full frontal shot is actually total shock at how cold paint can be!
Stang: Onan, I haven't downloaded those pics yet, but I will. HA HA!!
P-Lil: AKA: Speak for yourself.
P-Lil: AKA: Are you THAT "AKA"?
Friday-X: Stang - They'll be disappointed. I just got a glimpse from a X-Files set in the 50's using the big bugs from "The Hidden"!
ChrisLi: by the way, let me give a resounding "thumbs way down" to Lethal Weapon 4. i went to see Jet Li, and dammit, that's all there is to see!
PeeKitty: Stang: BTM says he gave Jesus a CD to give to me....I never got it. Mention it to him, will ya?
P-Lil: Chris: Thanks for the warning.
AKA: p-lil which one is THAT one?
PeeKitty was planning on avoiding LW4 anyways
Friday-X: KeeKitty - btm@billtmiller.com.
AKA: I'm Whicheverone'e'wantstobe. 8)
P-Lil: AKA: You know, the one with the cute submissive and the cute beard.
Stang: Pee-Kitty -- email Jesus about that. BTM did give us a stack of ORGY OF SLACK CDs.
PeeKitty: Friday: Huh?
P-Lil: Great meeting you in the fleisch, AKA!
Friday-X: Stang - Next year, let's cover you with epoxy so that the feathers stick better. Or better yet, epoxy and pink GOLF BALLS!
ChrisLi: it's not like i expected a good movie. i expected an average movie with JET LI. i got a REAL BAD movie with Jet Li.
decadence: Did I meet AKA???
Resop: The one onstage with Andrew the Impaled
AKA: <koff koff> she wuz not mine. heck, that whole bit was kind of fucked up..
RBarnes: chris: Nully and I saw Lethal Weapon 4 on opening day... you're right. But in terms of a movie pardoying itself it sorta kinda was good. But not really.
P-Lil: Friday: Epoxy and lead sinkers.
Friday-X: Pee - Sorry, thought you needed to talk to Bill, not Jesus.
ONAN: it was a weird thing to be handed a CD with a non-electronic cover of a SubSong I did 10+ years ago. the rest of the time it was pretty normal.
Stang: AKA was the hippie who was running my video camera during crucial Saturday night action (right?)
ChrisLi: was it parodying itself? or just real bad?
Friday-X: P-Lil - COncrete overshoes.
P-Lil: AKA: Aw, that bites. What went wrong?
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PeeKitty: BTM's version of "B.O.B." was pretty bad, in a funny way. I loved it.
decadence: Onan; DO you have tapes of yourself?
ONAN: i've begun my x-day text and it is good. you will see.
AKA: and the beard, heck I wanted someone to shavbe it into a new pattern during the weekend but I never got the chance
Rabbi: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!
P-Lil: NULLY! *hugs*
Stang: Onan -- wait'll you walk into a room full of college students chanting something you hummed 15 years ago!
Nully: It's really me now
P-Lil: Rabbi: They're taking turns.
AKA: p-lil - nothing happened, she was picked out of the crowd
Nully: Hello Rabbi, Lil, Chris, everybody
ONAN: decadence: do i have tapes of myself when? i have many tapes of myself.
ChrisLi: Nully.
Stang: Everybody thinks the Onan tune "B.O.B." is by Mark Mothersbaugh.
P-Lil: AKA: *jaw drops*
Friday-X: Stang - How much does someone else charge for "private" dance exhibitions?
Rabbi: PLil- At least when I'm at Strange's place, he logs on as both of us!
decadence: Singing, Onan.
Nully: Pee!! How you feeling? I heard you're slack is still running high
ChrisLi: i want tapes of David Lynch! lots of them. his Saturday night rant was my weekend highlight!
ONAN: if there was no mark mothersbaugh, onan would have had to invent him.
Rabbi: PK- Are you seriously missing internal organs?
ONAN: i have no tapes of me singing yet but will soon.
P-Lil: Rabbi: Yeah, and that confuses the fuck out of me. Your tits look wonderful on you, but on Strange... YEECH.
PeeKitty: Nully: Plenty of Slack...the blood sugar varies, but the Slack remains HIGH.
kbAWAY: onan: 1 keep the hair short, 2: don't have people with gimp ankles walk up hills on wild goose chases.
ONAN: ALL: ONAN IN PERFORMANCE 9 AUGUST PORTLAND OR
Rabbi: Stang stole my tits?
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Nully: Chris: Me TOO!! Must have tapes of lynch
Resop: Mr lynch came this close to being bummed rushed for being drunk and disorderly
Friday-X: The Decadance shot of Stang at the trailer, looking meditative with prairie squid in hand, is my fave so far - though the Rabbi looks awfully good in paint ...
Bunnyboy: thanx kb
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Stang: I heard a little of Lynch's rant and it sounded GREAT! The fact that gorgeous women were keelhauling me at the time made it hard to follow. It must be on somebody's video though.
PeeKitty: Okay, Onan started a rumor when he METAPHORED about them "taking away my pancreas". It's still in there, guys.
ChrisLi: bum rushed?!?
P-Lil: Kevbob!
ChrisLi: disorderly?!?
decadence: Stang can have MY tits too...he'd look good in them
Friday-X hands around pancreatic slivers on toast
ChrisLi: he was loaded, sure, but not disorderly
Nully: kev!!
Friday-X hands Stang her tits
*** Bunnyboy is now known as Top
Friday-X: Stang DOES look pretty good in tits, as I recall
P-Lil: Stang: Lynch WAS great.
*** Top is now known as Bottom
Rabbi: Friday- Shit, that reminds me I'm supposed to actually by pate for a party!
AKA: if we can get enough tits, we can have a REAL alien sex goddess.. now all we need is two more..
kevbob: the thought of dave getting keelhauled is pretty amusing.
*** Bottom is now known as Bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: Jest though I'd run around da group
P-Lil: Friday: That settles it then. Next year I'll bring extras. And that sundress I forgot to take with me.
Nully: Dave was one of the highlights for me
Friday-X: Rabbi - Just use libaray paste with some food coloring in it, no one eats that stuff anyway
Resop: Lynch wasn't screaming in your ear for 20 minutes
Stang: You know what else was good -- Modemac had some kind of prepared speech which he delivered right after I was lynched, which was actually pretty damned good.
kevbob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
decadence: Next year I'd like to wrestle..but not in something COLORED unless it's a non-staing guarantee
ChrisLi: David Lynch, someone else, Papa Joe. that was the scoop!
Nully: Res: Who're you??
Stang: There was a lot of good ranting by new preachers. There was also a TON of UTTER SHIT.
Ginsu: lYNCH INTRODUCED ME TO aNDREUX. hELLUVA GUY.
kevbob: lynch was in the FUCKING car for GOD KNOWS HOW LONG making me listen to FRENCH PROG ROCK!
ONAN: wrestling good.
Friday-X: Decadence - How about marshmallow fluff?
ChrisLi: who, Andreux?
Nully: And you're wrong, Lynch WAS screaming in my ear. a lot
decadence: staining, even
Bunnyboy: Patented Non-Stang Guarantee
ONAN: how about flaming oil?
decadence: dammit...cold medicine...can't type...ughhhh
Rabbi: I'm worried that Strange isn't on tonight. I just bought a new kitten I had to leave with him, and the other cat was having fits. Think they teamed up and ate him?
AKA: stang - you werent up at 4am in the morning listening to the people at the pavilion.. 8)
Friday-X: My toes are STILL stained pink around the nails.
P-Lil: Yeah, between Modemac and the Flooze I don't have much more to add about post-X Day stuff. Except that it's time to conquer this world properly.
Ginsu: Lynch. I had already met Andreux.
Bunnyboy: "Ya try soaking, scrubbing..."
ONAN: real blood next time
Resop: Same here with the toes
Bunnyboy: "And still...STANG STANG STANG!"
Nully: french prog rock. hah.
Stang: PAPA JOE MAMA RULES!!! That son of a bitch is the most DEPENDABLE preacher EVER. I have thrown the most HIDEOUS surprises his way and he picks up the ball and runs with it without batting an eye.
Friday-X: Chocolate syrup? Loser has to lick the winner clean?
Rabbi: Real blood would probably stain less and be a little tastier.
P-Lil: Kevbob: Next year I'll make you listen to Japanese death metal, if that'll help.
kevbob: the best thing about modemac's litany was legume's comments afterwords..
ONAN: CHOCOLATE SYRUP APPROVED BY ONAN AND DOBBS
Friday-X: PRAISE PAPA JOE! He should be the next Sacred Scribe after Stang keels.
Stang: Papa Joe had NOT SEEN the horrible "8661" note before that moment , at 6:58 am July 5.
Nully: kevbob: btw, we listened to xmas '97 today. Brian likes Galaxy 500
Rabbi: Friday- OOOOHHHH, I like that!
decadence claps for Friday
kevbob: plil: you NEVER want to listen to magma WITH dave.,
decadence: I'd do chocolate
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Friday-X: Chocolate syrup, and the spectators throw marshmallows
Bunnyboy: lo doc
PeeKitty: Hey MD!
Rabbi breaks out the Hersheys and pours liberally.
P-Lil: In the year 8661, if "Bob" has finally won....
MDisaster: Hey dude! How ya feeling?
Bunnyboy: Smears and smores
Friday-X: P-Lil - Sing it!
decadence: Wheee...dancing in the chocolate rain
P-Lil: YoMD!
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Resop: I wanted chocolate syrup and whipped cream for this year. Maybe next year a different gimmic every match?
Bunnyboy: Then...call out the bears
MDisaster: Hey p-lil!
Rabbi: Oh, was Iceknife here?
P-Lil: Friday: I don't know all the words, but it's a filk made in... well, in Seattle.
Nully: I'm having chocolate right now.
PeeKitty: Whateve happened to Meyer? Thought he was sposed to show.
Friday-X: Chocolate syrup and duel with whipped cream canisters. Good excuse to have "whipits" on site too.
Rabbi: Hey Stang, when is my new address going up?
Mykal: Heh:)
ChrisLi: P-Lil just stepped onto the stage on QuijiboCam
P-Lil: Nully: That's right, TORTURE us.
Stang: I spent the weekend reading alt.slack and copping a.b.s. pics. There are truly some very retarded people out there.
decadence: Man I wish I could do whipits...they make my head hurt
Friday-X: Stang - Why thank you.
Rabbi: Friday- If you knew the stories about me and whippits...
P-Lil: Friday: Chocolate mousse fights.
ONAN: when a problem comes along...
Ginsu: Boing
Friday-X hands around some whippets but they bark and jump off the tray
mafoo: decadence: you have to let in O2 during whippit sessions
AKA: most things do NOTHING for me.
P-Lil: Stang: Which is why I'm dreading my return to alt.slack....
Resop: I have unsubscribed
Bunnyboy: So, is www.subgenius.com gonna have a bounce.to.scamsRus?
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Rabbi: mafoo- Nah, half the point is trusting the ones with you when you pass out.
Friday-X: If we wrestle in chocolate, though, it needs to be farther from the pavilion - because there will be MANY ANTS at the wrestling site afterwards
decadence: I do, mafoo...just can't handle the stuff...dammit
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ChrisLi: hey Buglove
mafoo: true
Stang: P-Lil -- it's funny, when we were all gone for a week, a whole bunch of newbies started posting! The lurkers emerged briefly!
AKA: bunny - that would be bounce.to/scamsrus
DrBuglove: Howdy do?
Bunnyboy: lo Bug
Friday-X: Hi DrB!
mafoo: damn . . . sorry, thats too bad
P-Lil: Yes, pacing is CRUCIAL to doing whippets properly, and if you're not careful you'll find yourself with a DEATH WISH, wondering if the next one will bring the Point Of No Goddam Return.
DrBuglove: What's shakin'?
P-Lil: Stang: I knew good things would happen if they got bored.
Friday-X shakes in exhaustion
Stang: Friday, I am STILL exhausted from X-Day Week.
Friday-X: Stang - More art in your mailbox.
mafoo: had a tank of racing grade NO2 once . . . that yeilded some headachesw
Friday-X plumps up the pillows under Stang's tired widdle head
Ginsu: Stang: Will you have to fly back for Starwood, or are you in NE area?
DrBuglove: Friday, Good ta See ya last weekend...Hell, good to see all of ya....
ONAN: kiddy-pool full of chocolate, tiny marshmallows, and victor gets jimmies and sprinkles.
P-Lil massages Decadence's temples to ward off any future whippetaches
Stang: My immediate plan is to compile some of the wackiest video moments, just a crude assembly, ANYTHING -- this stuff is just too god damned bizarre looking to sit on.
Nully: Does anybody know who this Resop person is? Sheit refuses to identify itself
P-Lil: CHOCOLATE PUDDING WRASSLIN.
Friday-X: Drb - Seeing all of me and twice as much more, eh?
P-Lil: Pope Phred would be IN.
Rabbi: Strange is so tired he actually let his apartment get MESSY. If you saw the tent before I got there, you know how amazing that is.
decadence swoons at P-Lil
Friday-X: Nully - Poser.
Stang: Ginsu, I have a special TUNNEL that goes from Dallas to Brushwood.
decadence: Pudding! YEAH! That's it!!!!!!!!
kevbob: pope phred and his amazing technicolor gin bottle.
Bunnyboy: Divinity wrasslin
ChrisLi: Stang- you'll end up having everything covered from, what... three camera angles, do you think?
Ginsu: ha hahaha
Resop: Nully, formally known as Pastor Craig
ONAN: Stang: I can wait for a better video. i trust you to not cut the good stuff.
Rabbi: PLIL-Nah, Phred should be singing the theme song.
decadence: Stang: What's her name?
DrBuglove: Friday Yuppers
Bunnyboy: Cool whip and jello
P-Lil: Mmm, Swooned Decadence. Sounds like a desert, or a porn movie, and either way I LIKE IT.
Nully: Ah.
Friday-X: Onan - People should bring inflatable swimming pools in general principle - at the least, we can fill them with crud-water and leeches.
decadence: It's both a dessert AND a movie...good guess!
Stang: Onan, editting last year's Drill was very difficult. One must needs pinkify by omission.
P-Lil: Rabbi: He'd do it, but he'd insist on remaining DRESSED.
Friday-X: Bunny - Making that much jell-O on site would be tough, I think.
ONAN: Friday: good point. then everyone can poop in their own pools.
Bunnyboy: Friday: Only after it's set awhile
P-Lil: It's a desert! It's a stroke film! It's your answer to every lonely Saturday night without the Sunday morning trauma!
Rabbi: Onan-Must we all impersonate CAddyshack?
decadence: It's a dessert AND a floor wax...
Friday-X: It's "Bob"!
ONAN: Rabbi: i can think of other films i'd rather impersonate, it's true.
Bunnyboy: The Mad Crapper!
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Stang: Chris -- there will probabyl end up being 2 videos, the slick one for Norm-Worms by Darrigo and crew, TV-worthy, and my crudola home movie edit, which will be much holier but 4 hours long.
Resop: I walked by the pavilian and stang was saying "don't shit in the whirlpool and watch out for the women" and I had no idea what he was talking about.
DrBuglove: Stang What do you use to edit them?
PeeKitty: Stang: Get it down to 12 hours first, then open up sales. We down here want at LEAST 12 hours of footage!
Bunnyboy: "I didn't have a Baby Ruth"
Rabbi: Decadence-Watch it. You're giving new meaning to "laying tiles."
P-Lil: Wow, watching people rush up to join the SSUCC-L list is... INSPIRING.
Friday-X: Wrestle in chocolate sauce and marshmallows and then sell bowls of the wrestled-in sauce for $1 each - or whatever the market will bear!
P-Lil: If only the dollars could come in as fast.
decadence: Rabbi: pfffft! (laugh)
ChrisLi: shee-it Stang, i'll be sending you my footage. that's 10 hours worth.
Nully: Pee: Btw, where in FL are you? Since I'm down here now...
P-Lil: Friday: Five bucks to lick the pudding off the loser's skin! Ten bucks if we gotta peel it off Stang first!
Rabbi: Decadence-I live to make you laugh.
Stang: Buglove -- the pause button on a $200 home deck. ME, who used to cut 35mm feature films for a living. My SON has a flkying erase head on his deck.
decadence: Friday: Good idea...
ChrisLi: wasn't Rev. Groovy G filming stage left? i had right side covered
Friday-X: Stang - Have the mage uncut boxed set for big $$$!
Bunnyboy: I gotta go feed mah mate. See yez all
Bunnyboy: Nitey
PeeKitty: Nully: Tampa Bay!
Nully: If anybody has the ENTIRE Dave LYnch rant, please PLEASE send me a copy!! I'll pay in good honest slack
PeeKitty: Bye BB
Rabbi: So...when is everyone coming to the Philly area?
decadence: Rabbi: Ooh baby...um, anything else?
Friday-X: Stang - Sorry, can't buy you a new deck right now. Maybe for Xistmas?
Friday-X: Bye Bunny
DrBuglove: Stang I pine for the days of my access to a video editing suite......
Stang: Chris -- what you send me, I'll probably copy and send on to Darrigo.
P-Lil: Rabbi: Sooner or later, everyone comes to Philly. I suppose.
ONAN: Rabbi: as soon as the middle of the USA falls into the sea and I can bus to Philly, I'll be there.
P-Lil: See you later Bunnyboy!
Rabbi: Decadence-I dunno, what can we do to torture our friend Onan?
decadence: Never been to Philly
AKA: stang - dont forget the SAVE ME edit
Nully: Pee: Even though I'm down here for the summer, I have really no knowledge of Fl geography. We're near Ft. Lauderdale.
Friday-X: Darrigo really looked like the werewolf played by Robert Picardo in 'The Howling."
ONAN: Rabbi: a good question, one I've been wondering about.
P-Lil: Onan's easy to torture once you learn what body parts he denerved.
Stang: It's probably GOOD that I have never owned a video editting suite here in my home office. It would mean the end of print and Internet SubGenius, and the Hour of Slack.
decadence: Rabbi: Hmmm, I can think of a few shackles and bonds in my drawers...CHEST of drawers, YOU!
Rabbi: Decadence-It's for people too scared to live in NYC and too dumb to live in Boston.
ChrisLi: Darrigo was the docudrama people? good, that save me trouble of sending more
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Friday-X: Stang - So, do you want some or not?
decadence: Rabbi: And I have a lovely little riding crop..
PeeKitty: Nully: I don't remember exacty where Ft. L is in relation to us....I'm BAD with geography. REAL bad.
P-Lil: When I get my G3 Mac I'm making sure I get the full A/V setup.
DrBuglove: Stang you get a video editing suite and I'm all yours.... <G>
Friday-X ponders giving Stang editing equipment programmed to only work for three hours a day ...
Stang: Sadly enough, almost NO ONE did a "FAREWELL VIDEO." Ginsu and ONE other guy were the only ones to send any in. I shot some at the Dallas clench meetings and I did mine for Darrigo's camera.
Rabbi: I still have the vinyl suit, although I have to replace the latex one I ripped. Noboday got to see it!
decadence: Rabbi: I'm sure he's lusted in his heart...punishment ensues
P-Lil: Gotta getta EDIT.
AKA: rabbi - only problem is, is our crime rate is higher than NYC and our Heroin is the BEST n the US
Friday-X: Stang - I did a Farewell Video for Darrigo
P-Lil: Stang: Aw. I worked up something but couldn't get a videocamera. Same with Huey.
ONAN: Stang: maybe docubob@mindspring could use my 'after x-day' video that i sent you.
Resop: P-lil get a basic g3 and get the miromotion dc30+
decadence: Rabbi: I have leather teddies, vinyl, you name it, got a drawer FULL
Stang: Friday, if I had video editting gear, I would merely turn out dozens of wonderful unsellable tapes.
P-Lil: Resop: Hmm, will keep that in mind.
Friday-X: Stang - OK, I'd rather have you spew where I can see it sell.
P-Lil: Decadence: Uh, uh! I *want*! Uh...!
DrBuglove is extremely anal when it comes to video editing....
AKA: p-lil - get in line.. 8)
Rabbi: Decadence-What can I say. You must teach me a few things, so to speak.
Stang: ONAN -- that "captured SUbGenius" video of yours CANNOT BE COPIED! The same thing that makes it look so cool, makes it unduplicatable... unless... one FILMED IT OFF THE TV... HMMM!
decadence: P-Lil: Come check them out honeybunch...there's enough for a whole SLUMBER PARTY!
PeeKitty: BRB gonna eeeet
Resop: P-lil also if you don't compres severely, it's 1 gig/3 mins
DrBuglove: guess that's make me an asshole...
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Rabbi: AFK?
P-Lil: Buglove: Ready for your closeup? *presses the camera lens against the sphincter*
ONAN: I'm right here, ladies - come and get me if you think you're wo/man enough.
ChrisLi: Stang- QuijiboCam has GREAT footage of someone else's "preachin"
Rabbi: I sense a challenge...
DrBuglove: WOOHOO P-LIL!!!!
Friday-X pinches Onan's cheek
ONAN: eep!
Rabbi pinches Onan's cheeks.
Resop: Damn women!
P-Lil: Onan: Don't tempt me, I do have some leftover lingerie from my femmier stage.
ONAN: yip!
Friday-X: someone else's dancing was a REAL HIGHLIGHT! Even I had a hard-on.
AKA: p-lil - i hope you have an underwater housing for that camera!
Rabbi: Resop-Stop being so jealous.
P-Lil: And I'm in travelling range.
Stang: Chris -- that is good. The version I have is kinda shaky. IMAGINE how proud I was... WHEW!!!
decadence: Onan: Beware now, little man...you've thrown down the gauntlet and I WILL pick it up and SMACK you with it!
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ChrisLi: happy Stang
P-Lil: AKA: I'm hoping the cling wrap will work well enough.
Rabbi: Sorry-I only have the fur-lined handcuffs.
RevAmph: greetings all!
ChrisLi: heya Rev. Amph!
ONAN: two legged creature schemes and dreams... all in vain, jack, all in vain.
Stang: Where'd Legume go?
Nully: Amph!!
decadence: Hey Rabbi, I have some too...grin
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RevAmph: Nully!
Friday-X: Wrestling in chocolate sauce while covered in cling wrap.
Resop: It's nice to know that the SubGenius women are twice as sexist as the men.
P-Lil: Fur-lined?
decadence pinches Onan's ass.
Friday-X: Stang - I ate him.\
P-Lil: Fur-lined...?
ONAN: aiie!
decadence: Sexist?
Nully: Amph: Barnes says hi. He says, "Tell him he's a cool guy"
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P-Lil contemplates
decadence: pfffffffft
P-Lil: Fur-lined....
Rabbi: Mine work as leg shackles. Mebbe we could team up?
ChrisLi: yes, Amph is a cool guy
P-Lil shrugs
Friday-X caresses Onan's bicep
decadence: P-Lil: Rabbit fur lined shackles
AKA: p-lil - mostlikely furlined cheapies with the on off switch
ONAN: arf!
Resop: Rev Amph!
RevAmph: Nully: Tell Barnes I said "thanks" and the same to him.
P-Lil: Guess some prefer fur, others prefer iron....
Stang: I have to go flip tapes and inspect the barricades. Be right back.
decadence: Iron hurts
decadence: pooey
Rabbi: Amazing, the things I do when my man isn't around...
P-Lil: Should've brought mine. They're NICE, soft leather doubled over for strength.
Friday-X: Your barricades cannot hold against the breast attack!
mafoo: shit, I have genuine govt issue restraints from local mental hospital
Nully: Awww, how sweet. a lovefest. we'll all have to camp together again next year.
RevAmph: Awwww, shucks, gang...y'all are gonna make me blush.
ONAN: Rabbi: let's pursue that thought...
P-Lil: Rabbi: But what about the things you do when he IS around?
Rabbi: As decadence says, PFFFFFT!
Friday-X: The back of the pavilion might be a nice place to set up a bondage rack/flogging frame next year
decadence: Rabbi: he's a sweetie, but YOU'RE the desirable one
Friday-X pursues the Rabbi
AKA: I've got double locking metal cuffs & leg irons, and a full matching set of locakble rubber restraints... and and...
P-Lil hands Rabbi her crotch-denuding kit and a pink highlighter marker
decadence: Oh YES, Friday
Rabbi: When he's around, it tends to be a case of Legumus Interuptus.
ONAN: Dos Equis Day is going to be known as the X-Day of Love
ChrisLi: now playing on QuijiboCam- Rev. Abbot Costello and his slicknslide
Rabbi thinks it's fine to be caught!
DrBuglove: Chris, we'll have to work on Cloris to get her to go....
P-Lil: Yes, we should have a Leather Yeti contest!!!!!!
Friday-X complains that the Rabbi is running TOO SLOWLY
Nully: Chris: Brian wants to know if Jet Li is the same guy who was in a movie called Ghost Woman (or something like that)
RevAmph: Hmmm....did you get any of Abbot Costello and the OTHER slip-n-slide????
AKA: P-lil - I'm starting a group called S.E.X. - SubGenius Extreme Xperiences
ChrisLi: Ghost Woman.... doesn't ring a bell. Friday might know
P-Lil: Decadence: I was kidding about the iron, naturally.
decadence smiles at P-Lil
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Rabbi: Wait a second, Decadence. Strange is a sweetie? Ask Stang about that one.
ChrisLi: Jet Li was in Fist of Legend, My Father The Hero,
Nully: Friday? You have any idea?
P-Lil: AKA: I have a feeling I'd be a charter member. As would half the august assembly here tonight.
Friday-X: Nully - Don't know about Ghost Woman - maybe Chinese Ghost Story?
ChrisLi: was he in Chinese Ghost Story?
AKA: 'august assembly'?
Friday-X: Nully - Not springing to mind, no. Too vague.
decadence: Well, Rabbi, you're right...he's too butch to be really sweet!
Nully: Friday: he says maybe. It sounds familiar.
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DrBuglove: I think we should get a picture of the shorn Lord, put it on a bumper sticker with "Jesus Shaves" next to it...
Ginsu: July, not august. Personages, either.
ChrisLi: Ghostly Vixen?
Friday-X: Jet Li was NOT in Chinese Ghost Story. I can't think of any supernatural films he's been in
ChrisLi: me neither
Rabbi: He's my moody broody studmuffin, but the day I stop looking is the day I die, and I ain't dead yet!
Friday-X: Before Jesus Saves, Jesus Shaves - Pagan Kennedy
ChrisLi: he wansn't in Vixen
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P-Lil: Half of SSUCC nearly REVOLTED when they found out Jesus shaved off his beard.
Resop: So, any truth to the rumor that Steve and Legume are buying a xtian franchise?
AKA: SSUCC?
Friday-X: SSUCC?
P-Lil: Mostly women who thought he was cute with the beard.
decadence: Yeah we put up with their moodiness if they can lick us to 10 or more orgasms
ONAN: The shaved Jesus was confusion. I protest.
Ginsu: YES.
Friday-X: The shaved Jesus looks like ME!
P-Lil: Seattle SubGenius Union of Clenches & Crackpots--my "meta-clench".
Friday-X: P-Lil - Ah.
ChrisLi: Buglove- Cloris would fit in. get her $30
AKA passes the signup sheet to p-lil
P-Lil: Friday: Well, they would've thought you were cute, were you not Jesus. Or something.
Nully: It was about this guy who was a member of the Wu-Tang Clan and there was a war, and he meets this woman who's cursed, and they start this romance...
DrBuglove: The Shaven Lord looks so young now.... Jesus; The Early Years....
P-Lil: AKA: No kidding? Where from?
Nully: he keeps going on about it
Friday-X: Nully - The Bride With White Hair. NOT Jet Li but EXCELLENT!
Rabbi: AKA lives near me, PLil.
P-Lil: Rabbi: Ah.
Nully: Friday: Yes, that's it. Thanks.
Friday-X: Stang must have been ambushed by someone else.
P-Lil: That doesn't stop anyone from joining SSUCC, of course, but if you're not in the region it might get kinda boring and alienated.
Nully: Friday: Do you know who was the guy?
ChrisLi: Friday speaks the truth. Jet Li WAS in Tai Chi Master, with Michelle yeoh. almost as excellent
P-Lil: Not that these are alien feelings in THIS Church.
Friday-X: Nully - You should be able to find that film in the US pretty easily.
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DrBuglove: I have to find someone in Ohio or NY that can send me Surge soda....
Stang: I'm back. The Shaved Jesus. He wanted to shave himself TOTALLY BALD. I had been trying to talk him out of it for WEEKS. Mary Magdalene finally forbade it. Thus the half-assed nonbeardedness.
decadence: yeah, jesus now looks as young as his woman does!
Rabbi: PLil- AKA and I were ordained at the same place, but he only had to pay $20 even when I shoved my tits in Stang's face.
P-Lil: http://members.xoom.com/ssucc/
AKA: p-lil - I was talking about the signup sheet for S.E.X.
Friday-X: Nully - Donnie Yen, I think - I remember he's from BOSTON
P-Lil: Stang: Anton Jesus LaVey Christ.
Stang: Luckily, the Lord's beard will grow back swiftly. He has done that before, for custody court.
Friday-X imagines shaving Stang's crotch
decadence: Damn I have to pee now...shit..there'll be whole new conversations by the time I return
P-Lil: AKA: OH. *signs up*
decadence: Doc Frop shaves hi...er, partly...I LIKE it
DrBuglove: Stang, are you driving to Brushwood later this month?
Friday-X: Stang - GOOD. Jesus looks MUCH better with the beard
decadence: No kidding Friday
AKA: p-lil - you can check come.to/serve for preliminary S.E.X. ideas..
ONAN: a UK come on line was "c'mon luv, show us your wizard beard." jesus' was one wizard beard too few that week.
P-Lil: "He looks like a GIRL." --Rev. Unknown Quantity
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Rabbi: Decadence-I wouldn't know where Strange would STOP shaving!
Stang: The Lord is a real cute guy, if YOU CAN'T SEE HIS FACE!!
Friday-X: I thought Jesus WAS a girl - some tramp those SubSluts picked up in the limo
decadence: brb all
Rabbi: Stang-Oh, is he a PURTY MAN?
MDisaster is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
P-Lil: I was worried about keeping Strange away from the Connieites Thursday night--what if I got tangled up and couldn't get loose?
Friday-X: Rabbi - We could make Strange wrestle in Neet and then rinse off all the hair
DrBuglove: I thought the Shaven Lord looked ohhh about 12....
Stang: Buglove, I am being FLOWN to Cleveland and thence I will tunnel to Brushwood.
Nully: I was told to enquire about Hard Boiled. Anybody seen it? What do you think of it?
Rabbi: Friday- I like the fur! It keeps me warm at night.
ChrisLi: oh, we've ALL seen hard-Boiled
Friday-X: Nully - VERY good, QUITE violent, GREAT performances
ChrisLi: in fact, it was on Encore-Action just hours ago
DrBuglove: Stang... was gonna bribe ya ta swing through indy on the way back with Surge....
Stang: Hard Boiled is almost psychedelically violent.
Friday-X: Rabbi - We could skin him.
ChrisLi: dubbed
Rabbi: Actually-Strang DID shave off his beard, too.
P-Lil hasn't seen a movie since The Truman Show. Pbbbbbbt.
Nully: He's seen it a bunch of times. I think I'm going to be forced to watch it.
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PeeKat: Grrr...
ONAN: Stang: I'm going to go to SF at some point to get Lies to sign my Book and after that it is closed forever.
Friday-X: Nully - It's good and Chow Yun-Fat is cute.
Nully: Why is it that all the men I hook up with always want to make me watch tv?
AKA hasnt seen a movie lately period
P-Lil: Oh, it's an OLD movie. Still haven't seen it.
ChrisLi: Nully, well, you probably won't like it, but it's classic
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Stang: P-Lil, sometimes, you just have to MAKE the movie instead of SEE the movie. You did the RIGHT THING.
decadence: My dog is going insane...ackkkk...knocked me out of the chair
P-Lil: Nully: I dunno, I have the same problem with women.
ONAN: SPEAKING OF BOOKS: I just got back a copy of 3 Fisted Tales from a bindery - I had it made into a hardcover! So there is at least one hardcover edition now.
Rabbi: Friday- If you're gonna skin him, get Avatar. He's really good at butchering, and I could probably get him and Tahuti as my spoils.
decadence: Onan: Wow! An original..one of a kind!!!
Stang: Onan -- poor Lies needs cheering up. He was crushed when X-Day wasn't staged to his specifications.
ChrisLi: i FINALLY got my copy of SPIDER BABY! i did a celebratory jig for hours!
AKA: hee hee.. the one question, is 'why'?
P-Lil: Stang: Wait, are you implying that you've been selling footage of me to Hong Kong movie studios or some such?
P-Lil: Probably Bombay movie studios....
AKA: stang - his specifications?
Friday-X: Rabbi - I wouldn't skin your man, the scar tissue would probably be bumpy.
P-Lil: So *that* is how I became a celebrity.
Stang: P-Lil -- don't worry, they went straight to video.
PeeKat: What...did Palmer want animatronic Xists or soemthing??
decadence: So, how long do you cats normally hang in here?
Rabbi: Decadence-Until we get bored.
P-Lil: Stang: So do I get any royalties off of closed-circuit hotel room PPV?
Friday-X: Decadence - Once Stang leaves it peters out
ChrisLi: until we quit
PeeKat: decadence: Tuesday morning, give or take
AKA: decadence- until we dont
RevAmph: animatronic Xists??? What about the REAL LIVE XISTS that STOLE my MUFFLER??????
decadence: Hail to the king, baby
Stang: I have no idea what Palmer would have wanted, I only know that whatever the Xists did, he wasn't happy with it.
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PeeKat: Once Stang leaves, it gets FUN!
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Friday-X: Stang is weak and tired and usually leaves by midnight
ICEKNIFE: ok, found the X-day irc log
Nully: amph: sombody stole your MUFLER??
Rabbi: I'm outa here in another few minutes. Some of us still have jobs, and I happen to like mine.
Ginsu: YOUR muffler, too? One two many beer runs across the dirt roads, I think./
Friday-X: Ice - GOOD!
ChrisLi: i also got a great copy of Tomb of the Blind Dead! praise Anchor Bay video!
Resop: Stang: did you like the video for the BTM song?
RevAmph: Well, it vanished, Nully.
Friday-X: Bye Rabbi, we'll miss you
ICEKNIFE: Where does it go?
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decadence smooches with Rabbi in the most delicious way....
P-Lil: Rabbi: Thou art blessed. I don't like mine, so I'll be around for a while.
AKA: a job, thats something I need to get one of these days
Ginsu: Bye Rabbi
RevAmph: Bye Rabbi
P-Lil: Wait, you're not blessed, you're....
Friday-X: ChrisLi - Did you get Quatermass And The Pit yet?
admire: does anyone understand german??????
P-Lil: Wait.
P-Lil: Uh.
Stang: Resop, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Nully: Brian does
PeeKat: Dave Lynch does!
decadence: Nein
admire: does anyone understand german??????
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ONAN: Rabbi: bye!
Friday-X: Admire - Are you PJM?
Nully: well, a little german, anyway
P-Lil: DAMN IT, I hate it with I get confused like that.
decadence: French yes
Rabbi: Man, I can feel the love. Is it at this point I let you know I've been writing in the nude?
admire: wha?
P-Lil: Phineas!
ChrisLi: Friday, no- Quartermass is a part of Hammer i have yet to delve into. on the list though
ONAN: Narconi!
Phineas: fuck me
RevAmph: I understand a little German.
Ginsu: Ich ken' Deutsch.
Phineas: oh hi! I finally found you guys. Hi Lil!
AKA: are you wearing red paint, rabbi?
ONAN: Rabbi: I TOO AM DOBBS CLAD
Stang: Hey Phineas!
PeeKat: AMIRE: Yes...Yes, I'd imagine quite a few people in Germany understand German, why?
P-Lil: Rabbi: I was kinda hoping that was always the case.
decadence: Rabbi: WOOF! Me too...go figure
ChrisLi: Friday- do you have any Quartermass?
*Resop* the "blood lust" video I gave you.
ICEKNIFE: Narco? You porndwarf!
DrBuglove: Hammer horror films????
Friday-X: Rabbi - How does the nude feel about being written in?
Stang: Phineas -- I loved your press release!
Phineas: Hi Dou-- I mean STANG!@
ChrisLi: Buglove- right
Nully: That's right, Ginsu's the one who read Critique of Pure Reason in the Original german.
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Phineas: THANKS!!
admire fucking needs something translted from german!!!!
Rabbi: Friday- Warm, deliciously so.
Friday-X: ChrisLi - No, planning on it soon.
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Phineas is pleased :)
ChrisLi: i was the guy walking around with his name on his t-shirt, next to a picture of Dracula
Friday-X: Hi Phin
Stang: OH, Resop is CRAIG!!!! Now I get it. I ain't seen it yet! Sorry! Been RECUPERATING.
decadence: Hiya PapaJoe...gosh, you KNOW you're my FAVORITE ranter! Listened to your stuff on the way home
Phineas: Hi Friday!
decadence: dammit..on deaf ears
P-Lil hugs the nude Rabbi goodnight
Rabbi: Gut nacht.
Resop: duhhh
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DrBuglove: Chris Good stuff... not familiar enough with them to talk much about 'em but what I've seen I liked...
ICEKNIFE: Stang, where does the X-Day IRC log go?
P-Lil: You backwards poser.
Phineas: Hello Onan and all my mutant brethren and sistren
Ginsu: NULLY: Sorry I missed you at X-Day.
Nully: Ginsu: YOu were there??? Where?
RevAmph: Ginsu was at X-day?
Friday-X: Iceknife - If you could post it or just email it to Stang that would be great.
P-Lil: *sniff* I squeezed Rabbi too hard. She went poof.
ChrisLi: i kicked ass in Taste the Blood of dracula
ICEKNIFE: Want me to re-run it here, now?
Stang: Pastor Craig, I want to tell you -- you were a VALIANT SOLDIER at X-Day! We were all real proud of you. You have consistently shown as much guts as you have shown little sense!
ICEKNIFE: I can...
AKA: lets see the hands of those who WERENT at x-day
Ginsu: Nully: I had cut my hair and new glasses. I was around.
Friday-X: Ice - That might be distracting
ChrisLi: not to "defame" anyone, but this Rev. Argle and Bargle... whatever they was... they sucked
DrBuglove: Stang BTW, was good ta finally meet ya face to face instead of in here....
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Resop: P-Lil at least they had a backwards Neggir in the white house
P-Lil: All IRC Logs Go To Hell.
ChrisLi: they on the video now
Stang: Nully was PARTYIN' at X-Day!
Nully: Beaner!
RevAmph: Stang: Not to mention that he got closer to more pussy than I did, which shames me mightily.
Friday-X: Craig - Thamks for helping me sell all those buttons!
Phineas: I didn't go to the battle of Armageddon I was in my tent
ICEKNIFE: Plil, you be nice now...
Nully: She was?
DrBuglove: Greetin' Legume...
P-Lil: LoGume!
decadence: Pastor Craig....it was fun jumping you in the woods~!
P-Lil: Ice: Why should I start now? That'd be even more confusing.
Poot2000: I was at home masturbating on X-day.
P-Lil: Oh, wait, I see your point.
Phineas: no wonder it was so sticky!
Legume: HowdyAll
ChrisLi: Craig- i'm the guy who took you out in the Battle. sacrificin' myself in the process.
Friday-X: Jacklighting Craig should be the official sport of X-Day
ICEKNIFE: yup
Resop: Friday: your welcom
P-Lil: Did anyone get photos of Pastor Craig being stripped by the women?
RevAmph: Greetings Legume
Ginsu: goome
ICEKNIFE: ick
Phineas: Legume!
PeeKat: Re Legume
decadence: No...it was dark darling
Legume: Phineas!
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Nully: Lil: NO, I don't think there were any cameras there.
Legume: The UFO Phineas
Phineas: PeeKat=PeeKitty?
Stang: P-Lil -- Craig -- I have KILLER HIGH 8 VIDEO of Pastor Craig vs. Angel and Cristina Bucket!
Friday-X: Some things are best held in the memory
Phineas: Hi did you read my story?
Resop: Chrisli 0.1 second after I threw you out...
PeeKat: Of course!
Stang: The wrassling footage is HILARIOUS.
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P-Lil: I should've brought mine--but, could've my camera withstood the exposure?
ChrisLi: that's right
ICEKNIFE: fuckin PHINEAS... the goddamn IRC used to be FUN, but now he's RUINING it!!!
Phineas: Pee Kitty! Hi! I emailed you
RevAmph: Geez...I'm beginning to realize just how many people I did NOT meet at X-day...now we have to do it AGAIN.
Friday-X: And again and again and again ...
Nully: aMPH: cAN we have a year to recover first?
AKA: Rev - there were plenty to not meet...
P-Lil: RevAmph: Did we meet?
Phineas: woah wait a sec...
AKA: stang - do you have a total # of attendees?
RevAmph: Nully: If you insist....but I'd prefer that we didn't.
Stang: I understand that "PSYCHE" guy was there? He sure as hell never revealed himself. And SHUCKS, but Bob Dean never showed!
Legume: Hey Stang, did you see the nipple shot of you & bucket?
ONAN: I hope even fewer people don't meet me next time.
PeeKitty: Phin: I don't think I got it....
Nully: Lil: Yes, of course you met Amph. He was camping right next to us`
RevAmph: P-Lil: Yes. I bought the Seattle devival poster, and was camped near you all weekend.
Phineas: Holy shit Legume
Stang: Legume -- YES!!! I sure as hell did see that nipple-mouth shot! I feel like an IDIOT for not CHOWING DOWN more!
Friday-X: Stang - Psych introduced itself while you were being filmed by Darrigo once
P-Lil: I wanna do it NOW. Move out to Brushwood permanently, let my animatronic double test software for me....
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ICEKNIFE: Psych revealed himself to almost everyone there. He was the guy with the brother on crutches.
Phineas: I just realized I saw a fucking honest to god UFO
ONAN: PKitty: give b.f.ross a high five for me.
ChrisLi: shit, i met a ton of people, and can't recall any of them
P-Lil: Amph: Oh, I got names mixed up. Enjoying the poster?
DrBuglove: Stang... got some bad news.... the Stangbot'98 ummmmm welll it kinda escaped....
PeeKitty: Onan: I will when she gets back from work! She left....
Nully: Stang: Dean WAS there. He had a WHOLE CONVERSATION with you? DOn't you remember??? I have it all on video!
Legume: Phineas speaks true. I also saw it
decadence: yeah Stang, ya didn't make much of that opportunity and Gordon was STILL jealous!@
ONAN: we do these things on video so we don't have to remember - the TVs can remember for us.
Friday-X: Stang - Next year the crowd gets to buy the bikini off my back during the wrestling.
RevAmph: It's not up yet, P-Lil....but it will be soon!
ChrisLi: all i have is a bunch of email addresses quickly scrawles
P-Lil: Nully: I suck vis-a-vis names.
Stang: Nully, don't fuck with my mind like that.
Phineas: I saw a UFO my god
Friday-X: Stang - I saw you and Dean fropping together!
ICEKNIFE: you did not see anything. shut up.
ONAN: i gave out 500+ cards with my contact info on it - nobody's written that i didn't 'bond' with.
RevAmph: Friday: How much for the bikini?
ICEKNIFE: the truth isn't out there
ChrisLi: St. Al claims to have seen a saucer at the Erie amtrak
Legume: I saw Stang kissing Dean under the mistletoe
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PeeKitty: Devolver!
Phineas: There's someone at the door hold on...
Nully: DEVO!!!!
ChrisLi: and Devolver- oops
RevAmph: Hey Devo
ChrisLi: never mind
Friday-X: Amph - I'll see how much the onsite bidding goes up to - all proceeds to the Church, naturally ...
decadence: legume, I saw you sucking Stang's dick under that very same mistletoe...hmmmm
decadence: it was goooooood
Phineas: Some guys in suits and sunglasses just came in
ICEKNIFE: YOU ARE ALL RUNNY SAPPED MINIONS OF XENU-DEAN!!!
P-Lil: Actually, would this be a bad time to mention that "Bob Dean" is actually another transsexual, and that she was the one who took Stang's boxers in the pool?
RevAmph: ONAN: Give me time....I'll write. Just as soon as I have something to say.
Devolver: Amph! PeeKitty! ChrisLi! Everyone!
Devolver: How are ya?
Stang: I just got through watching videos of myself being OVERWHELMED by such voluptuous lovlies as Friday, Rabbi, Christina Bucket, and Angel... FIRST TIME I GOT TO SEE ANY OF IT! Without my specs, I'm nearly as blind as Friday! (Which may explain why the two of us have to feel our ways around so much!)
ChrisLi: okily dokily
Devolver: Stang, wait till you see our video.
decadence: Wait, Bucket is VOLUPTUOUS? Did I miss something?
P-Lil: Stang: You need a highly developed sense of taste, like me.
Friday-X feels her way around Stang
ChrisLi: Devolver- i'm making your copies right now
Legume: Phineas isnt lying. Janor thought it was a helicopter, but I can identify the goddamn MAKE of most helicopters by the SOUND. This thing was fucking SILENT
ICEKNIFE: Annna didn't go, so it sucked.
Stang: Legume, there are some REAL REAL NICE shots of your little wifey in her Valkyrie garb that EVERYONE will LIKE.
Friday-X: Stang is lying BTW - I've peeked through his glasses and there's hardly anything wrong with his eyes
RevAmph: Just who was that Angel gal, anyway?
Nully: Iceknife: Annna DID go
Phineas: absolutely silent
ONAN: okay, maybe bye for a while...
Devolver: ChrisLi, cool. I won't be able to come up til Sunday morning real early to go.
P-Lil: Bucket is HOT, yes, but she's so thin....
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ICEKNIFE: It was a velantor. calm down, you big SISSY!
Resop: Angel is a Dom
Stang: Devolver -- you were a person there? Shooting?
ChrisLi: Sunday morning?!? ya putz
Legume: Stang, send me them Susie'll dig that
P-Lil: Amph: remember that girl who was running around with the troll doll on acid?
Friday-X: Bucket is a lean bucket of water.
Devolver: Nully!
ChrisLi: how early?
decadence: Angel pretends to be a Dom
Nully: Devo: I said hi when you came in. You missed it
RevAmph: P-Lil: Yes, I remember.
AKA: Angel is just On a Cloud Somewhere Else!
Devolver: Stang, yes on ChrisLi's camara. I got the best footage of someone else's dance, I guarantee.
decadence: Laterz...in a bit...
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Resop: Decacence: we are what we pretend to be.
Stang: Legume -- OKAY. I'm sorting thorugh HUNDREDS of photos that Tommy shot.
ICEKNIFE: I often pretend to be Dom DeLuise, but only when I'm at home alone and no one can see...
Devolver: ChrisLi, however early you want to leave.
ChrisLi: i also guarantee, having seen it
Friday-X: Devolver - PLEASE send Stang dance shots!
P-Lil: Devolver: You weren't laying on the stage, can't be the best.
Devolver: P-Lil, who was?
Stang: Am I one lucky son of a bitch, or WHAT?
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P-Lil: Devolver: Nobody was, that's my point.
RevAmph: wb kevbob
Friday-X: Devolver - Stang was sliding towards the end there, heading stageward
Nully: Stang: You are one lucky bitch, that's for sure
DrBuglove: Stang The future Mrs. Buglove thought Someone Else's dance was the most touching thing she's seen....
P-Lil: Stang: I've been trying to tell you that since I met someone else.
RevAmph: Stang: From what I saw, you are the luckiest SOB alive.
Friday-X: Stang - You are as lucky as THREE sons of bitches, and just as ornery too
ChrisLi: Devolver- we going to that comic con thang, or just to Chicago?
Devolver: hehe, anyway Stang watch for ChrisLi's tape in the mail. And look up the dance. I deserve an Oscar.
kevbob: stang: psyche was there, and a gentler soul at xday, there was not.
Legume: Stang, I got to talk to you later this wek about a somewhat drastic idea I have
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Devolver: ChrisLi, the comic con is in Chicago.
ICEKNIFE: Kevbob, how come I didn't see you there???
Friday-X: Legume - Don't do anything BAD now
ChrisLi: well, duh, devolver! are we going to that?
AKA: danke
RevAmph: You guys going to the comic con?
Stang: Legume -- "I'm up for ANY PROGRAM"! -- Coochy Cooty
kevbob: becasue you weren't there ice.
Nully: ICe: YOu were there?
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P-Lil: Legume, since when have your ideas NOT been drastic? Just saying.
Devolver: kevbob! What's up dude? Yeah psyche was not his online persona at all. Still I couldn't really let myself like him.
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PeeKitty: LUmpen! Whazzup?
Nully: Lumpen!!
RevAmph: DOK!
Devolver: Lumpen, your email address fast!
DokLumpen: hey all!
Nully: Hey Hey! The gang's all here!!
ChrisLi: Amph- we might go to that Wizard World thing, on Sunday
ICEKNIFE: I was everywhere, as usual!
ChrisLi: Lumpen!
DokLumpen: lumpen@bigfoot.com
kevbob: devo: you shoulda tried.
P-Lil: It's almost as if X-Day didn't happen....
Friday-X: Stang - Is the Church doing any conventions now that you're still here? DragonCon? WorldCon?
RevAmph: I may be there....I'll keep an eye out for ya!
DokLumpen: Hi Peekitty, feeling better?
ChrisLi: yeah, what about Dragon Con?
Stang: HOW ABOUT EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA? Does that band kick ass or WHAT?!? DUDE?!?
Phineas: This is an amazing world we live in
RevAmph: P-Lil: Something happened, I'll guarantee.
DokLumpen: Hi NULLY!
PeeKitty: Godfather sez hi, Dok
P-Lil: Time to get that Church Satellite.
PeeKitty: YEah, I'm feeling a LOT better compared to a week ago.
Nully: ICON!! Do ICon
Phineas: Stang what was that song they were doing "My Friends are all fucked up.."?
Friday-X: Stang - ESO kicks the MONKEY WITH FIVE BUTTS
PeeKitty: Stang; DUnno...never heard 'em.
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ICEKNIFE: How do you know I wasn't there? Did you see me elsewhere? NO? THEN SHUT UP! FREAKS! DAMN WEASLE SNIFFERS! WEARERS OF INSANELY LARGE SOMBREROS!
DrBuglove: The Stangbot'98 escaped before I had a chance to "decommision" it...
Legume: If Dobbs was wrong about 1998, why blindly believe in 8661?
Ginsu: Yeah, they're ass-kickin'!
Legume: or July?
DokLumpen: Hi Plil
Devolver: ESO was amazing! Hey before I forget to ask, Stang did you get David Lynch ranting on tape?
Friday-X: DrB - If I catch it can I keep it?
Stang: Friday -- only Starwood and DeathCon, which had paid me in advance. We certainly had no SUBGENIUS events planned!!
Resop: Both Michelle and Chaz both transfiggered.
PeeKitty: Legume: FAITH.
P-Lil: Stang: Gotta admit, I was really bitchy Friday night, so I didn't get a chance to enjoy them much. Maybe once I see the video....
Friday-X: Why believe "Bob"??
RevAmph: Legume: Who cares? Let's just have every party as though it's the last one!
P-Lil: Hey Dok....
DokLumpen: Hi Friday, Stang, man everyone's here.
kevbob: ice, if you were able to irc at 7:00 am, i woulda SMELT the net connection and found you, so shut up.
ChrisLi: Quijibo 8 *might* have an interview with ESO! praMyke!
Stang: I don't understand why anybody fixates on this 8661 thing. It's only one of a zillion theories.
Devolver: KevBob, are you logging this?
AKA: whats tdeathcon?
Friday-X: Stang - Too bad. Well, I'll see you next year at least.
Phineas: I like my theory, but then I'm biased
ICEKNIFE: you got the wrong channel, dumbass
Devolver: Oh ChrisLi, the dragon con is in Chicago, what are you talking about?
P-Lil: Shit, I *know* my theory's right.
kevbob: yes.
Phineas: My theory was that we were all taken up to a giant holodeck on the xist saucers that perfectly replicates 1998 earth
mafoo: dragoncon in atlanta
PeeKitty: Stang: Cuz it's the "official" one. I like mine a lot better...the fact that it happens to the the ONE TRUE REAL BULLSHIT-LESS REASON might have something to do with that.....
Friday-X: Maybe it was 1988! Maybe it was 1899!
ChrisLi: Dragon con is in atlanta
Stang: Devolver -- I don't have Lynch on MY video, but he may be on my audio.
Devolver: kevbob, can you email it to me after you log out?
Phineas: This theory will be considered very seriously by subgenius star trek fans on frop
ICEKNIFE: *I* am gonna touch my dick to some sushi right now...brb
Legume: Fuck this shit, Stang. Fuck Dobbs. We ought to cut our OWN goddamned deal with the Xists
P-Lil: PeeKitty: Without ANY bullshit? What's the POINT?
Devolver: Stang, how can I get it if you have audio?
AKA: 8661 makes sense with the 1996 'error' from the mcgraw-hill version, of course THAT is probably wrong too.
Legume: We ought to kick Dobbs out of his own church
PeeKitty: Lil: I was being ironic...maybe.
Phineas: done that
Devolver: ChrisLi, maybe it's the baby dragon con I don't know. We'll talk about it later.
Phineas: shit, we killed the guy
Resop: I'm still thinking of going to Tibet to sit in a hot tub to have an out of body experience to see if I have two silver threads now.
ICEKNIFE: HA! Legroom, you can't even cut yer own FARTS, much less a deal with hostile aliens!
Stang: Legume -- believe me. I TRIED. All through the 80s I tried to cut loose from the bastard. But that's like trying to bail out of a space capsule in orbit.
P-Lil: PeeKitty: And I was being dramatic. Kinda.
Friday-X: Legume - Before dealing with Xists, clone yourself. You'll need backup. Literally.
Devolver: Yeah KevBob it's this neat thing where you can send mail through the computer.
ChrisLi: devo- Wizard world is the Chicago con
Legume: When XDay comes, we can spit at Dobbs and laugh as he pleads to get onto the saucer
P-Lil: No, Legume's got a good idea.
DrBuglove: Funny thing about Dobbs...... His body from the SF assination was stored in the B.I.S.T. labs as well... and ummm it's missing along with the Stangbot'98...
Devolver: kevBob, sorry it's devolver@indy.net
Phineas: "Open the pod bay doors stang"
DokLumpen: I'll be right back everyone
Nully: Well, I think I'm gonna take off for the night. Everybody have a good one
Phineas: "I'm sorry I can't do that "Bob""
Devolver: cool lumpen
P-Lil: The tricky part is going to be getting him into the temporal bubble the Xists have set up for soul-harvesting.
Stang: Legume, you are perfectly welcome to assassinate Dobbs, but CRIMINY, man, it ain't like we haven't tried. GGG himself tried and ended up being his DRESSER.
Resop: Phineas: I have the theory now, it will be all theories to all people.
RevAmph: Bye Nully
Nully: one what I don't know, but enjoy it, whatever it is
Devolver: Nully, say hello to my stinky little friend
P-Lil: Gnight Nully! See you soon!
Stang: See ya Nully! Thanks for coming!
ICEKNIFE: and the Bizzaro Janor (which can't be distinguished from the original)
Phineas: I poisoned "Bob"
Friday-X: Bye Nully
Ginsu: bye nully
Nully: Devo: Will do. HE's curled up in bed without me, so...
ICEKNIFE: By Smelly
Devolver: Get on him
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Legume: Kill him? Why fucking bother? We'll shitlist him like his brother Bob Dean
RevAmph: Bizzaro Janor? Isn't that redundant?
PeeKitty: byy nully
DrBuglove: hell I'm so shook up I can't spell assassination...
Phineas: I put strychnine and cyanide in his beer, he just got a buzz off it
P-Lil: It's the War Of The X-Day Theories, only on pay-per-view!
Nully: Oh, Pkitty: You have email?
Devolver: Stang, I'm sorry if I missed your reply if you sent one. Can I get the audio?
ICEKNIFE: like I said...
Phineas: Bizzarro Janor is actually a very contented and responsible person
Stang: I had a HUGE LONG LIST of X-DAY X-CUSES in my back pocket that I was prepared to whip out at 7:05, but... it was pointless. I was as shocked as anybody.
PeeKitty: pkitty@cris.com
ICEKNIFE: can't be distinguished from the original)
Friday-X: Stang - Please email that list, I'll do 'em up as art.
Resop: It's a comedy theory, it's a drama theory, it stars Woopie Goldburg as a sassy street smart cop.
Ginsu: Maybe instead of "Bob", we can just worship the name "BOB"...or not.
Stang: Devolver -- it'll be a long time before I even know what's on the audio tapes.
Nully: PeeKat: we'll see if we can't hook up with you folks before i go back up north
Friday-X: Let's just worship the QUOTES
Nully: Bye y'all
Phineas: a street smart sassy SAVVY cop with the emphasis on the SAVVY
Stang: Ginsu -- Janor did that concept in 1980.
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Legume: Shocked? You placed your trust in the Worlds Stupidest Man.
AKA: Oh oh oh that reminds me...
Ginsu: Or the concept of punctuation.
Phineas: of course she could be street smart and sassy or street savvy and smart
ICEKNIFE: I have a ray-gun that can make Stang into a "cursty but lovable old" character. Should I use it?
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PeeKitty: It's FAITH!
ICEKNIFE: crusty
Ginsu: Ooops. (c) Janor Hyperneets 1980
ICEKNIFE: not cursty
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Friday-X: Ice - What a HORRIBLE idea! Maybe ...
P-Lil: Iceknife: He's already like that though.
Legume: Sure, Dobbs is lucky..which is great, if you're HIM.
RevAmph: Y'know....I saw Arnold Palmer in a commercial today, and couldn't help but bust out laughing, remembering the exploding head.
Resop: It stars Billy Crystal as Stang, we'll get Eran Moran to direct
Stang: Legume, as disappointed as I was, my faith in "Bob" is unshaken.
Legume: But we AINT him
Friday-X: Stang is already pretty crusty, someone else has to scrape him with a putty knife just to get his arms and legs to bend
Phineas: Now when I say G'Brogleascan, I want you to understand this... what I mean is Gbaloogliocormioscam, I just wanted to make that clear
Devolver: K, thanks. Does anyone have David Lynch's rant on any form of media? I missed it totally and haven't forgiven myself since.
DrBuglove: The worst thing was that the Stangbot'98 STOLE MY REPLACEMENT CLONE!!!
P-Lil: Legume: Strap him onto a maverick asteroid and hurl him out into deep space. Maybe he'll hit Planet X if we're lucky.
Devolver: How did he blow up prematurely anyway Legume?
ChrisLi: we'll get it Devolver, if we have to leave a pile of bodies in our wake
Phineas: Argmageddon tired of waiting for the fucking end of the world
AKA: devolver... chrislee is on my SAVE ME list, once everything gets settled, we'll see...
Devolver: K AKA.
Stang: Dr. Legume, what you're implying is the sheerest blasphemy. You're playing with fire, man. You'd best not start badmouthing Dobbs.
AKA: I have over 30 people who were taping/viding/photoing
Resop: Legume will be played by Hawkeye Pierce
ICEKNIFE: ok, everyone turn and touch the butt of the person to your left with your right ring finger.
Legume: Palmer prematurely emaculated
ChrisLi: Helpope Huey has just stepped onto QuijiboCam'
P-Lil: Dobbs is the StarSeed.
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Legume: I SPIT at Dobbs!
Phineas: gasp!
Devolver: I spit DOBBS!
Phineas: I don't know you
Legume: Come into the light, Stang
Friday-X wears sheer blasphemy nighties to bed
Stang: Legume -- been there, done that. I once paid a schizophrenic woman to pee on Dobbs' head on a stage in Philly.
ICEKNIFE: Yes, but only if someone rubs yer head, right Mr.Magic Fireman Legume?
Phineas: If "Bob" heard you talking like that he'd cut yer damn BUTT off boy
Friday-X: Come into your pants Stang
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kevbob: 'gumey: never confuse luck for skill.
Legume: Our Church IS blasphemy, who are we to cling to a tarbaby.
Devolver: I'm still trying to get over the depression of having to come back to pinkland.
AKA: time for a new philly peeing, it's getting dry here
Stang: Legume, you're talking old-days stuff. We've been through all this. There IS no escape from Dobbs.
DokLumpen: I'm baack
Friday-X: Legume - Are tarbabies flammable? Time to find out ...
Resop: Julie from the love boat will play someone else
RevAmph: Devo: Odd. I'm having more fun with the pinks than ever.
Devolver: Was that a threat Lumpen!
kevbob: amph
Stang: Legume -- GO FOR IT!!! START YOUR OWN CHURCH WITHOUT "BOB"!!! "BOB" IS A TRICK ON HUMANS!
Friday-X: Douglass Smith will get a sex change and play me
RevAmph: yes kev?
Phineas: Someone at work whined to me that they lost their promotion, I felt like saying "I lost a superior alien race that wanted to take me to their home fucking planet!"
kevbob: i beleieve you may have been right, i should have killed her.
Devolver: Amph, how so? YOu pretending the Xists really came?
ICEKNIFE: where the fuck are we gonna find six gay black cowboys to carry Legume's coffin?
Legume: Come on Stang, get off the teat. Dobbs is a SHORT-DURATION PERSONAL SAVIOUR.
Devolver: hehe Phineas
Stang: Friday, if I was gonna jump anybody's body, it'd be yours.
Friday-X: Ice - Your house maybe?
Ginsu: Legume: You gonna accept that?
ChrisLi: MD- i remember meeting you, but i don't *remember* you. who were you?
Legume: 20 YEARS IS not SHORT DURATION
RevAmph: Devo: I'm just getting a big kick out of all the guys at work who think I ran off with some crazy cult last weekend, intending to kill myself.
Phineas: it is compared to 2000
Friday-X: Stang - And I'd love to jump you right into an acid-puking bug body, you sweet thing you
Resop: Pastor Craig will be played by a young Brad Pitt. And still won't get laid.
Devolver: Stang, Legume we will have no desention among the ranks (or was it skanks?)
Phineas: I have this CHRISTIAN co-worker at work
Stang: Legume -- you are mistaking my personal saviours for my BOSS. I just WORK here, okay?
RevAmph: Devo: They all now believe I am suicidal
Legume: We can do Dobbs job better than Dobbs
Phineas: He told me he used to live a SINFUL life of drinking bear and chewing skoal
kevbob: amph: noone at work is understanding the turtle.
AKA: stang - i dunno, you're all paid up now!
Phineas: and GASP pre-marital sex
Resop: oooh!
Poot2000: Legume: But can we do Dobbs' job WORSE that Dobbs?
Devolver: RevAmph, the think I want to sacrifice them. The few I told.
Friday-X: Stang - You are my Short Duration Personal Savior until I leave this IRC session.
Legume: Stang, it's time we POCKET Dobbs money
Stang: GO FOR IT LEGUME!!! Why don't YOU be the NEW DOBBS. (snicker)
DrBuglove: So, just WHO IS the personal savior of Ivan Stang?
kevbob: amph: what happened to the little turtle.
MDisaster: ChrisLi: Hey, I was the guy who said that NedWreck said that you brewed your own beer. Ring a bell?
Devolver: Hell KevBob, I don't understand the fucking turtle
Friday-X hands Legume the Pipe
Phineas: Muh dick was my savior for about half an hour last night
Legume: No NEW DOBBS
Friday-X: DOBBS LITE
ChrisLi: uh.... no. but i'll play along.
Friday-X: NEW CAFFEINE-FREE DOBBS
Stang: Friday, control yourself for just a few minutes more, until I'm through deprogramming Legume.
Devolver: Everyone ignore Stang and Legume.
Legume: He is the ENEMY of our people
ChrisLi: was you with Ned at one point?
Phineas: Drink MoCoco
kevbob: good dobbs, bad dobbs. sheeeeet, 'gumey's the one with the gun...
RevAmph: kevbob: I have the little turtle. He's on my kitchen counter right now.
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Friday-X: Every day is X-Day when you have a 'Bob'
Devolver: MDisaster, what did you call yourself?
kevbob: amph: coolness
Stang: Legume, WHAT ARE YOU "ON"??
RevAmph: Devo: Ignore Stang and Legume? I've been doing that for YEARS!
Friday-X: Dein? Bob Dein?
Resop: No new Dobbs unless it's played by Whoopie Goldberg as a Sassy Savvy streat smart cop personal savior.
Phineas: I want to make a psychedelic tshirt with the words "Hold That Thought!" on it
MDisaster: ChrisLi: yep. He was mostly roaming around, though. I was afraid that when I mentioned the beer thing that you thought I was trying to bum a beer off you...:)
Legume: WE, Stang, you and I can pick up the ball that Dobbs fumbled.
Legume: I have PLANS, Stang
Stang: Phineas -- it IS kinda psychedelic, isn't it? Thanks for noticing!
kevbob: 'gumeys what this church NEEDS.
DrBuglove: Fuck it, let's just worship Whoopi and skip the middle man....
Phineas: Stang, I saw your face on 7:06am on Xday
Friday-X: Legume - Stang isn't too good about getting dropped balls back - just look at, well, you know
kevbob: sure, it's been FUN, but is anyone POWERFUL???
Devolver: Legume, don't you already have one ball? Why do you need two?
ChrisLi: well, shit, i just hope i gave you a beer. i wanted to give everyone a beer, but i can only carry so many beers.
Stang: The Church of the SUbGenius without "Bob" would be like Anna Nichole Smith with a flat chest.
RevAmph: My Xtian co-worker is really worried about my soul. Keeps handing me Bible quotes and the such.
kevbob: Legume, you don't need stang anymore, now it's YOUR TURN!
MDisaster: Devolver: What do you mean? Oh. I called myself Milo Disaster.
Legume: This church needs an enema. Xday was the nozzle.
AKA: For a FREE Rosary and the Story of Fatima, call 1-800-247-7409
ChrisLi: and evrytime i went for beer, i got "distracted". time control
Phineas: It would be like Farrah Fawcett Major without any legs
DrBuglove: Dammit Chris, where was MY beer?
Devolver: I actually came back a bit more powereful KevBob. I'm no longer scared to be naked in front of people. And I'm all around more free cause I met you all and know I'm not alone. There I said it.
ICEKNIFE: our new mascot could be Plicky The Aphid
ICEKNIFE: Or Tony Danza
Phineas: It would be like Linda Evans if she was missing an eye and part of her left ear
RevAmph: Devo: I feel the same way....now SHUT UP.
Ginsu: Legume is perfectly capable without "Bob".
Devolver: So anyway, did anyone watch that ball kicking thing on TV today?
ChrisLi: i can't carry a damn case around with me! i had to carry a camera, Quijibo, backpack, MY beer.
Resop: Well guys, the stupid job compells me to bed.
Devolver: The world ICUP?
Resop: l8er
Poot2000: It would be like Def Leppard with a drummer with NO arms.
Ginsu: night craigger
MDisaster: ChrisLi: I was actually kinda avoiding beers since I had too many the first night and did a shitty-stupid blurb on stage and then busted my ass getting off stage.
kevbob: devo, yes, but what we need is a guiding FORCE, a TIP for the HATCHET that will PRUNE this LAND!
Legume: We stand at a crossroads. Let us cut down the stop signs and see who gets killed
RevAmph: Bye Craig
Stang: It would be like Jimi Hendrix playing damn ukelele.
Devolver: Resop, say that again and I'll kill you.
ICEKNIFE: Kitten Natividad's left tit!
Stang: It would be like Pee Dog asking for a Kleenex.
ChrisLi: was that you who fell ofstage?
Devolver: MDisaster, now I remember you!
Stang: It would be like Friday Jones sleeping with her eyes closed.
Friday-X: Jimi Hendrix, the Duke of Uke!
*** Signoff: Resop (Ircle was here!)
DrBuglove: Mmmmmm Kitten Natividad........
Phineas: It would be like Jesse Helms if he were disembowled by a metal spike... hey actually that would be pretty cool
Friday-X: Stang - I do sleep with my eyes closed, sometimes.
RevAmph: Does anyone else find it ironic that Legume continues to talk death and destruction, yet took a dive in the 2nd round of the BOA?
kevbob: hey chris, did you ever get that beer for devo?
MDisaster: Devolver: I forgot about 100 names... who were you?
Friday-X sleep with closed eyes and open thighs for Stang
AKA: phineas - i have the Impalement FAQ if you need it
Legume: Wrong, Stang,it IS like Jimi Hendrix playing damn ukelele. It's time we go electric.
ChrisLi: uh, yeah, kevbob
P-Lil: Goddamn Conspiracy witchdoctor medicine.
Devolver: KevBob, I am that FORCE! Aim me at the pinks and pull my trigger. I'll turn them into primordial ooz
Phineas: Jimi would have FUCKED the ukelele
Friday-X massages Legume's battle-scarred tendons
Devolver: What beer? Did I have a beer?
kevbob: devo, yes, you are the triggerman, but Legume is the Trigger FINGER!
Devolver: Oops.
AKA: who is the TRIGGER?
Stang: Legume, I appreciate your sentiment, I really do. But I have BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS before. The MIGHTIEST of the old time Covenant Men tried to break Dobbs' evil hold... and NONE could cut that mustard. GOOD LUCK, but... whew, I wouldn't want to be you.
ChrisLi: btw, Buglove's fiancee was sooooooo impressed by our savvy, that she coughed up $30! Praise Dr. and Mrs. Buglove!
P-Lil: Couldn't they make those steroid inhalers better-tasting?!?
Devolver: Praise $30!
Legume: Amph, it was the FIRST round. I started a big fight and left Stang in the middle of it. The whole idea appealed to my Ivangelical side.
P-Lil: She was impressed by our gravy.
RevAmph: Hell, I've almost got my EX ready to cough up $30...getting a current fiancee would be EASY, if I had one.
Friday-X: In the Battle of Armageddon, I had to sit on Stang's face to keep his glasses safe
RevAmph: Legume: Oh, was it the first? Well, I didn't know...I was too busy treating the fool who got injured before the battle even BEGAN!
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Devolver: Hell, I barely talked myself into coughing up $30 and look what it got me.
kevbob: ya know, it seems kinda odd that now after the "investor's" meeting, stang wants to sit back and relax...
Stang: Amph, the whole Battyle of Armageddon was rigged so that Janor alone would end up launching the Head.
Legume: Stang, are you not better than "Bob"? Haven't we CARRIED HIM for ten years?
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DrBuglove: Dammit, next time I wanna stand in for Stang!!!
Devolver: Yeah, Friday, like you need an excuse.
ChrisLi: it was RIGGED?!?
DokLumpen: How'd that investor's meeting go?? That might have something to do with it...
Stang: Friday was merely protecting me from harm while she squatted over my face.
Friday-X: Legume - If you do not carry 'Bob', he will walk all over you.
ChrisLi: i put my life on the line, SOLD myself, and my fellow Fightin' Hellfish, and it was RIGGED?!?
kevbob: so now the con has it's TALON'S of PINKNESS in stang's SOUL,
Friday-X: Stang - Hope you didn't mind when I peed
Devolver: That was only illeged DokLumpen, did you actually hear of anyone going to that meeting?
Stang: Legume, you're DRUNK or on HEROIN.
*** Signoff: Poot2000 (Ping timeout)
Legume: I do not fear Bob. I dare spell his name without quotes
RevAmph: I missed the investor's meeting...I guess Stang and the Shaven Lord will never see that cool mil I have stashed away.
kevbob: NOW stang is trying to QWELL the RAGE within Legume's very HEART.
Legume: BOB
Legume: Hahahahahahah
Friday-X: O
Friday-X: BO
Legume spits
Stang: LEGUME -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN??!?!?
Friday-X: B
ICEKNIFE: Yer not a buncha cool weird people going into space. Yer a buncha depressing geeks lloking for fun where there isn't any to be had. Keep your jobs. Stop grubbing for slack you can't have and don't know how to use. You live in this world. Things suck Tough shit. IDIOTS!
Devolver: "Legume"
RevAmph: AKA: Was that YOU?????
Friday-X: "Stang"
Legume: Bob
Phineas: """"
Friday-X: "SPIT"
kevbob: ice: this coming from an AI. ok, you rock.
Stang: WHAT MADNESS IS THIS??
Devolver: Did someone hear something?
Ginsu: quote"quote
Stang: You people are playing GAMES with the QUOTES!!
AKA: revamph - nono, I was the first injured 'in' the battle! yup!
Friday-X watches "Stang" froth at the mouth
Phineas: Are you using quote "quotations" unquote?
P-Lil: Iceknife, that's so UPLIFTING of you.
ChrisLi: me and my ten grand almost went to the Investor's Meeting, and then Cthuhu axed if i wanted to go buy liqour, and well.. he DOES have a shiny car
Devolver: Oh yeah I meant "Ivangelicles"
DrBuglove: Well Dobbs' first body is AWOL with the Stangbot and my replacement clone.... this could be really bad come to think of it
Legume: I have a plan for STANG MK II
Friday-X: "What's a quote?"
Stang: Are you trying to awaken the Elder Gods you PURBLIND FOOLS?!?
kevbob: cthl IS wild turkey satan chris, you had best watch out...
Phineas: The xists just put quote marks around the earth
RevAmph: Well, it's kind of honorable to get injured IN the battle. But all the blood was spilled BEFORE.
P-Lil: "Me"
Friday-X: The 'Elder Gods"?
Devolver: Stang, yes!
Legume: Fuck the Elder Gods
Friday-X: You mean "NHGH"??
AKA: amph - psychic teleportation
Stang: !?!?!?!?!?! (speechlessness)
Friday-X: "NARNINI"?
Phineas: It's okay to say the names of the elder gods as long as you put "quotes" around it
Friday-X: "DOUGLASS"?
Stang: You people are INSANE!!
Devolver: Strange frightened me in the battle.
P-Lil: "JONES"
Devolver: I peed when I saw him come at me.
Stang: What kind of newsgroup IS this?!?
Friday-X: "XENU"
Phineas: an insane one
ICEKNIFE: That red-hot burrito at the 7-11 is the BEST thing in your life. Work hard, eat your 7-11 burrito, and DIE. That's all there. is.
P-Lil: It's not a newsgroup, Stang.
Friday-X: "SMITH"
Devolver: Newsgroup? This is a newsgroup?
kevbob: the time has come, stang, to put aside childish toys, and to walk like a man.
DrBuglove: Legume send it to the labs and we'll start workin' on it.... just make sure that the latent homosexuality is taken out... it's what was the undoing of the last one...
Phineas: I go to 7-11 cuz that's where I have freedom
AKA: I just want to know who "St. Claire" is...
Legume: I'm not kidding, Stang. Remember how it was in 82?
P-Lil: That's your goddamn answer, it AIN'T A NEWSGROUP AT ALL.
ChrisLi: anyone know who was preachin' when Lynch, Annna, Matie, me, and others tried to summon hastur? whomever it was covered REALLY well.
Devolver: Talk like a man.
Phineas: What kind of WEBPAGE is this???
RevAmph: Stang: Face it....you've created a bunch of monsters. And encouraged us to think for ourselves. See where it has gotten you?
Friday-X: Legume - Were you even born back then?
DokLumpen: "Hastur" "Hastur"... where's Jahweh and Annnna???? :(
Stang: Legume, I want no part of this mad scheme of yours.
P-Lil: Iceknife: Now I know you're lying. The jumbo hot dog was better than the burrito, hands down.
Friday-X: "LEMUR"
Phineas: I'm glad you told me to think for myself Stang, I wouldn't have figured that out otherwise
Friday-X: "Scheme"
Legume: Too late Stang.
ICEKNIFE: Squids do not fuck faces, they fuck SQUIDS. YOU are not a SQUID! GET OVER IT!
Stang: You are trwading on the most sacred aspects of our very faith.
Ginsu: Put your hand on the stump, Stang!
Legume: Youre IN
P-Lil: "DEAN"
DokLumpen: Chris: "Crazy Bob" was preaching when we summoned "Hastur"
ChrisLi: Lumpen, did you try to help summon Hastur
Friday-X pushes Stang into the stinking swamp of Legume's heresy
Legume: Actually, I'm spitting on them
Stang: I stalwartly defend "Bob" in His original incarnation to the BITTER END!
Devolver: CrazyBob, that was like 3 in the morning.
Phineas: But after the bitter end he's on his own
ChrisLi: gotcha. heck, didn't we try to summon Crazy Bob as well?
kevbob: and it was bitter, wasn't it stang.
Friday-X: "Stang"'s "end" needs "defending."
mafoo: which end is the bitter one
Legume: The bitter end came and went, Stang
Devolver: He was not treated well by the drunken hangers on.
kevbob: Legume is beckoning you into a SWEAT new AGE.
P-Lil: Stang: Then stop using those damn full-color photorealistic Dobbsheads OR DIE A HERETIC.
Devolver: I defended him though.
Phineas: I like the slightly salty end
Stang: You fools go on ahead with your heresy. Let Dobbs judgement fall where it may.
Legume: We must bring about the Apocalypse OURSELVES
Legume: I will bring the jumper cables
P-Lil: I prefer the hairy, smelly end.
ICEKNIFE: Without guys like Dean and Black and G.Gordon Liddy, this geek-clique would be a TOTAL drag. Buy better drugs, your dellusions are rotting away even now.
Friday-X: Let 'Dobbs" fall drunken upon the floor
Phineas: To love "Bob" is to kill "Bob"
RevAmph: Legume: I have a great set of tools. I'll help.
Friday-X: "Love" Bob
Legume: Is not our church based upon HERESY.
kevbob: ice: mebbe it's time you reformatted yourself, you'vebeen repeating yourself for months now.
mafoo: To boot "Bob" is to save "Bob"
Friday-X breaks out the vials of plague
Stang: It may be true that we'll have to "build our own ships," as Chas Smith says. But we shall not BE our own DOBBSES. Would you USURP DOBBS' TRUE THRONE?!?
Legume: What better heresy than heresy against heresy?
ChrisLi: to kick Bob is to do something to Bob
DrBuglove: Stang please don't look at this as betrayal, but we HAVE to build the Stang MK II... The last one wrecked a LOT of EXPENSIVE equipment....
Ginsu: Who will turn hir back first on the Face?
RevAmph: If I needed to take a dump, and it was there, sure I would, Stang.
MDisaster: Is it time to reboot "Bob"?
Friday-X: Fire against fire ...
Stang: Legume -- THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!
Legume: By betraying Dobbs we are doing his will.
Phineas: We won't usurp his throne but we will sit on his face while he's on the throne
P-Lil: Ice: Thanks for improving the situation for everyone involved. Have a sniffy day!
Stang: I WASH MY HANDS OF THIS! I'll be no part of it.
Legume: By not betraying Dobbs, Stang, you BETRAY Dobbs!
Stang: HARRUMPH!!! "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS"?
DrBuglove: Legume, any price limits on the Stang MK II???
Devolver steps out of the room to replentish his glass. Say nothing interesting till he gets back.
ChrisLi: wash my hands too?
Friday-X hands Stang the Pears Soap
P-Lil: "Dobbs save us from SubGenius Fundamentalists!" --Joe Reiley, Stang's buddy
ICEKNIFE: Word hard. Earn little. be bored. be QUIET. die.
Phineas: it's an expression of exasperation?
ICEKNIFE: WORK
ICEKNIFE: har
Legume: Do you want to betray Dobbs, Stang?
RevAmph: Pilate washed his hands, too....it was the last time anyone heard from him.
ChrisLi: Rev AKA just stepped onto QuijiboCam
DokLumpen: Like Pilate, I have a dog...
P-Lil: Ice: If you're going to talk, talk about something you fucking KNOW.
Stang: Seriously, Legume. REALLY. I know you're just joking. This has got to be one of your weird mind fucks. I won't fall for it.
Friday-X: Stang wants to betroth Dobbs, the homo
Phineas: yeah and David Bowie played him in the movie
kevbob: even as stang's power diminishes, the foundation's ai babbles to itself.
Legume: Well, Stang?
Stang: I refuse to believe that even Legume is THIS crazy.
ICEKNIFE: oh, yeah... worship OTHER, more ARCANE advertising images. Lick bar codes. Feel cool.
Friday-X: The antimatter fabric of Stang's reality is starting to fall as the replicating virus attacks
RevAmph: Legume may not be....but Citizen Ken clearly is.
P-Lil: I betray Dobbs five times a day, and with every wet dream at night.
kevbob: the initial implementaion of mwowm fails...
DrBuglove: Stang, Stangbot'98 and the Buglove clone have taken to Body of "Bob" to do Lord knows what with it!
Stang: I shall stand by Dobbs in His First Incarnation. I stand by the Dots.
Phineas: After X-Day I am not ashamed to be naked around other people, however it does get me some strange looks at the local Denny's
Friday-X: Stang - On a happier note, how's someone else making out with the Sex Truncheon?
Legume: Then you must follow Dobbs orders, Stang
DrBuglove: They may try to zap him back into his physical form for cripe's sakes!
P-Lil: DENOUNCE THE COLOR DOBBSHEAD.
Friday-X: Stang IS dots.
P-Lil: NOW.
Legume: Betray him!
ICEKNIFE: old newspaper images of DONDI have more dots than dobbs.
Friday-X: "KILL" "BOB"
Phineas: But that's what DOBBS wants you to do!
Stang: GET THEE BEHIND ME, LEGUME!
MDisaster: How the hell do you betray Dobbs?
RevAmph: CAN I GET A 'FUCK "BOB"'?
Friday-X: That's just what 'Bob' is expecting - we need to TRICK HIM!
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Stang: No wait. That isn't right. SHUT THE FUCK UP, LEGUME! (Stay away from my behind)
Legume: Dobbs has spake to me of the future, and I ignore him as he commands!
Phineas: He wants you to betray him, you would only be doing his will, the only way to truly rebel against him is to do what he wants you to
Friday-X hands Legume the lube
kevbob: or,
ICEKNIFE: I got that Bob fella a JOB in an OFFICE reviewing INSURANCE FILES>
kevbob: fuck dobbs, and do it on your own.
kevbob: but that,
Stang: Now look, let's not be RELIGIOUS NUTS here. Legume, you're starting to sound like the Ayatollah.
kevbob: THAT would be TOO HARD, wouldn't stang?
Friday-X: All must find "Bob" within their own hearts, kill him, eat him, shit him, and worship the excreta
Phineas: yeah and look what happened to him
ChrisLi: AKA- did you get to stake anyone down for X-Day?
AKA: hmm
P-Lil: Stang, it's time to Judas your britches six colors to Dobbstown.
Ginsu: Legume, act normal, you're scaring Stang.
Legume: Come on Stang, you said to me on the phone DAYS ago that YOU ARE A RELIGIOUS NUT>
P-Lil: OR DENOUNCE THE COLOR DOBBSHEAD.
AKA: chris li - yah in the BACK BACK woods...
P-Lil: Ginsu, Legume *is* acting "normal".
ChrisLi: that's good.
Friday-X: Stang is the LONE RELIGIOUS NUT
Stang: If it's "nutty" to bnelieve in the revealed word of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, then yes, I'm NUTTY.
Poot2000: Ignore the DOBBS-HEAD--worship the DOBBS-ASS
AKA: Actually, it would be the case that i really didnt
AKA: could explain why they didnt land
Legume: Then you must betray him, Stang
Friday-X: Only the Left Eyebrow is pure!
Stang: That's NOT FUNNY, Friday.
ChrisLi: "9 hours, 5 minutes to rupture!"
AKA: no Yeti landing strip
DrBuglove: Believe in the word, but not the figurehead!
Phineas: Praise the nasal-labial trough!
Friday-X gets out her nutcracker
DokLumpen: Stang's not the only religious nut, I'm on the grassy knoll...
ICEKNIFE: You wake up, brush yer teeth, get dressed, eat a poptart, rush to the bus, go to an office while wearing a tie & jacket & matching pants. You get to an accounting office. you go to a cubicle. You sit at a desk. You begin to work. You wake up sweating and SCREAMING... you are STILL at the desk... keep SCREAMING.
Friday-X: Believe the message, kill the messenger!
P-Lil: Stang: You're wrong. I nearly destroyed my lungs over Friday's observations.
kevbob: stang, these are you FRIENDS talking, would they lead you astray?
Legume: I seen the arrow on the doorpost that says "this land is condemned"
RevAmph: Well, I also have a job to be at in the morning...and, these days, I'm getting paid for near-pure SLACK, so I'll be off now. Night all.
DokLumpen: Bye Amph... nxt week man.
Ginsu: Night.
ChrisLi: later amph
AKA: bye amph
Friday-X: Bye RevA
MDisaster: betraying "Bob" is like betraying a pebble. The pebble just doesn't give a shit if you betray it or not.
ICEKNIFE: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, that felt SO GOOOOOD
P-Lil: OUR FAITH IS PURE. We may talk shit of Dobbs, kill him, and leave his corpse for the press to pick clean.
Legume: Disaster speaks true
Stang: All the way from Dobbstown to JERUSALEM... yeah right, Legume. HELL. I wish you luck.
P-Lil: STANG'S FAITH IS NOT PURE. He must artificially cling to mere WORDS that Dobbs left behind like the filthy Kleenexes they were written upon.
Friday-X: The SUPREME INDIFFERENCE of Dobbs is our only safety
ICEKNIFE: would he even KNOW?
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kevbob: stang, you've said it yourself, howmany times? "you only work here."
Legume: Who do you all trust, Stang or Dobbs?
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Phineas: Dobbs
Friday-X wonders what to filter Stang's faith through to purify it
Ginsu: Dobbs.
ChrisLi: um....
P-Lil: Legume: None Of The Above!
ONAN: whew.
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ICEKNIFE: If you tell Bob you've betray'd him, will he believe you? Yer a subgenius, and a fucking LIAR...
kevbob: you going to believe your BOSS or your Friends?
Legume: Stang, lets talk "Hostile Takeover"
Phineas: Onan muh man
Friday-X: Stang gives me better head.
ICEKNIFE: let's talk hostile bakeoff
DokLumpen: Hi Onan!
Stang: Legume, you're starting to sound like that silly Bobbie in Kentucky with his other Church.
ONAN: i did get a little head at xday but i won't say who from
Friday-X: But, I don't trust EITHER of them.
Legume: For years, the flock have come to Stang for the Word
P-Lil: Friday: Well, yeah, there *is* that.
Phineas: I thought your head looked smaller afterwards Onan
DrBuglove: Stang, the Stangbot the Buglove clone and "Bob"'s body were seen heading towards Texas, last sighted in Memphis on thursday...
ChrisLi: ok.... here comes someone else on QuijiboCam...... !!!
ONAN: i don't know about any of you, but I never joined the Church of Ivan Stang.
P-Lil: Besides, if you throw a Dobbshead into a pool it gets soggy faster than Stang does.
Legume: Come with us, Stang.
Stang: ONAN -- come one, you can tell ME.
Legume: Don't desert your friends
AKA: What WAS I doing on Quijibo? Just making my annoucements?
Phineas: a LITTLE head is no good
Phineas: well it's GOOD
Phineas: But it could be better
Stang: Legume, you have been a good friend. But my relationship with my "Bob" is more important than earthly things.
Friday-X: Little heads have tighter mouths
ChrisLi: um... a folk song, a Pee Kitty announcement, the PK visit
Legume: Bob has forsaken you, Ivan
kevbob: your "boss" is more important than your friends...
ICEKNIFE: the hindus are right. when you die, you come back here and do it over and over and over and over again, FOREVER. Have a nice day.
Friday-X: Stang - I remember you saying that to me, just before you shot me and stole the club money out of my cleavage!
DrBuglove: Well I hope the relationship is a good one cause he's headed yer way....
Legume: See? Kevbob SEES.
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Poot2000: I never joined the Church of Stang, and I never joined the Church of "Bob" either. I joined the Church of the SUBGENIUS--it is the INDIVIDUAL who must be focused upon. Well, actually I didn't JOIN the CoSG per se...
Comrade_X: All we have are earthly things...now!
ONAN: To be DobbsClad is to wear dots all over one's body.
ICEKNIFE: You are all secret Hootie & The Blowfish fans.
Phineas: We are all just little neurons in the might brain O' "Bob"
P-Lil: Shit, Buck Naked did the "They don't love you, "Bob", they don't love you like I do...!" bit A LOT BETTER than that, Stang! Jesus Fuck!
Legume: The church of the SubGenius, Stang. *WE* are the SubGeniuses
Friday-X: Stang - Your "job" is more important than your Slack - ADMIT IT! All of your Slack is from that vampire Dobbs!
Phineas: The Ubermind
Stang: I'm starting to feel like St. Anthony being Tempted. Well, BEGONE you sorry ass demons. My faith in the Original Dobbs is pure and unbesmirched by your foulness and lies.
Phineas: All hail the Ubermind
Friday-X tempts Stang
kevbob: does dobbs REALLY want the subgenius to lord above the pink, stang?
Legume: WE are the SUBGENIUSES
ONAN: POST X-DAY MIRACLE: I'd left my BIG "Bob" in the window, and he got a 'tan line' across his nose and cheecks JUST LIKE I DID except his was from the windowsill.
kevbob: then who would he sell to?
Ginsu: Stang--which Original Dobbs?
ICEKNIFE: yeah, the little shit's hung up on his OWN foulness and lies!
P-Lil: .msg legume A bit more baiting, then we'll be ready to drop the bomb.
Friday-X: And what about 'Connie'!
P-Lil: Uh.
Stang: PRAISE "BOB" PRAISE "BOB" PRAISE "BOB". SLACK SLACK SLACK SLACK.
Phineas: Onan did you see the ufo picture?
Ginsu: *uh, oh*
ICEKNIFE: William Burroughs wanted to be loved.
Friday-X: Stang - Your powers are weak old man!
kevbob: does your slack come from bob, stang, or from yourself?
ONAN: you will ALL praise Onan when you read my xday essay in a week or so.
Phineas: Was Bob Dean at xday?
ICEKNIFE: Bukowski watched Full House religiously.
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Phineas: What about my news report Onan?
ONAN: phineas: no ufo pix yet for me.
Legume: Stang, Dobbs almost let the Church fall in the late 80's. WE, Stang, the SubGeniuses, brought it back
Stang: "MY WALLET AND MY COMB THEY COMFORT ME."
ONAN: phin: your report were great
Ginsu: Bedways is rightways for me.
Phineas: beam
DrBuglove: Stang, as a pal, I gotta tell you, if you see Dobbs at your door in the next few days DO NOT ANSWER IT!
Stang: "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH."
Friday-X: Stang has lost his SubGenius slack in the toils of Church labor. He needs to REPENT, QUIT HIS JOB, and SLACK OFF! QUIT YOUR JOB FOR "BOB", FOR "BOB"!
Ginsu: Praise Legume Praise Stang Praise Fuckin' "Bob"
Stang: "PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES."
P-Lil: All this, from a "preacher" who says all along that "Bob" hates us and only cares for our cash.
ONAN: hail international subg SuddenDeath
Stang: "THE WORLD ENDS JULY 5 1998 at 7 AM"
ICEKNIFE: Roger Corman is really trying to make "ART".
Resop: beam? Geeze, I've been looking at RAME too long...
ONAN: "Membership $10."
kevbob: stang, have you pulled the wool over your own eyes, or has dobbs?
Legume: You and I and all of these people here have kept it going, while the one thing Dobbs was depended upon to do, he FAILED MISERABLY to do!
ICEKNIFE: Jimi Hendirx was the Mili Vanilli of the 60's.
ChrisLi: Praise us!
SuddenDeat: hey
ONAN: "If I Can't Whup It, I'll Go Down!"
Stang: WHEN DOBBS FAILS, HE SUCCEEEDS! And if he goes down... we ALL go down.
ONAN: "My baby my baby urrrt crash"
MDisaster: It's "Bob"'s job to fail miserably. He's a fuck-up by nature.
ICEKNIFE: Mark Muthersbruther will ALWAYS be RICHER than Stang.
ChrisLi: What did Sivet think of X-Day?
Legume: Dobbs went down, but WE STILL STAND
Legume: Fuck DOBBS if he can't take a joke!
ICEKNIFE: Stang and Jesus are slowly turning into EACH OTHER... just LOOK!
Stang: THE POWER OF DOBBS COMPELLS YOU!!
Devolver: O.K. I'm back, you can start talking again.
P-Lil: As I said before, when I quit my job I'm quitting for ME.
Stang: THE POWER OF DOBBS COMPELLS YOU!
ONAN: Praise "Bob" or kill me "Bob," I want to die for "Bob"
Stang: THE POWER OF DOBBS COMPELS YOU!
Poot2000: THE SMELL OF DOBBS OVERPOWERS YOU!!
Devolver: Hey, what's this button do?
kevbob: stang, the power of DOBBS compelled the theft of your hat.
*** Signoff: Devolver (Connection reset by peer)
ChrisLi: Onan- who performed the original?
ICEKNIFE: Onan and P-Lil are heterosexual men from Wisconsin.
P-Lil: Good, he's almost broken. Soon he will drift into paranoid hallucinations about "Bob" and the Church bigwigs.
Resop: DEMON COME FORWARD!
Stang: WEgekroklmg
Phineas: "Kill me "Bob""! "No, Kill ME "Bob"!"
Legume: Stang, you gotta ride that train...remember?
Stang: h kjl
ONAN: Chrisli: I don't know - stang knows i think. somebody who left the church later on.
ICEKNIFE: GGG is the head of his local AA chapter.
*** Signoff: Friday-X (Ping timeout)
Phineas: Stang I have tapeage of the last KPFA Subgenius show
DrBuglove: Well, "Bob" is on his way to Dallas with a homicidal Stangbot and clone.... So maybe "Bob" is out to get him...
P-Lil: Legume: Fetch the straps and the warm oil.
Resop: What is your name demon? The power of Dobbs compells you.
Phineas: My name is Legume... that's it!
ICEKNIFE: Legume collects Franklin Mint Star-Trek figures.
ONAN: Stang: At 7:01 that morning my words were "Where's the money, Doug... Where's the money, Doug..."
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Resop: Legume are you an alter or a demon?
*** Mode change "+o Friday-X" on #subgenius by kevbob
Friday-X: Damnit, I've got capslock bug!
P-Lil: He's broken.
Legume: Come on Craig.