Subgenius Digest 7-5-98

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Subgenius Digest Sunday, July 5 1998 Volume 06 : Number 1268

Re: [SubG] Today
Re: [SubG] Trademark mud wrestling
Re: [SubG] Trademark mud wrestling
Re: [SubG] Trademark mud wrestling
Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!
[SubG] The end of the world
Re: [SubG] The end of the world
[SubG] rain.org
Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!
Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!
[SubG] X-Day's a-comin' and the Pinks are Bummin! Re: [SubG] Today
Re: [SubG] The end of the world
Re: [SubG] The end of the world
Re: [SubG] X-Day's a-comin' and the Pinks are Bummin! Re: [SubG] So...
Re: [SubG] Return of the missing mail
Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!
Re: [SubG] Furthermore...
Re: [SubG] X-Day's a-comin' and the Pinks are Bummin! Re: [SubG] Today
Re: [SubG] Today
[SubG] Humanity, we hardly knew ye
[SubG] What do you call it...
Re: [SubG] What do you call it...
Re: [SubG] Humanity, we hardly knew ye
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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 12:03:20 -0400
From: "Kirb" <akirby@csrlink.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Today

Tim O'Neil writes...

>Kirby speaks of lights and other techno-stuff:
<[BoatstoryBumped]>

>So Kirb, check your car for leaks.

Your Dad sounds like the kind of boater that I would be if I had a boat.

My other car does leak. We've never been able to figure out how the rain gets in: if you're driving in the rain, you'll stay perfectly dry; leave the car out in the rain, and there'll be standing water in between the front and rear seats. We have to leave newspapers on the floor all the time.

That's the kind of mechanical genius I am.

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 12:06:31 -0400
From: "John F. Woods" <jfw@funhouse.com> Subject: Re: [SubG] Trademark mud wrestling

Kirb and Replicant volleyed the following between them:
>>*** IBM faces legal battle over "e" mark - WSJ
>I also read yesterday that Microsoft had agreed to pony up $5,000,000 to use the trademarked name "Internet Explorer".

Did anyone else note the delicious irony of Microsoft claiming (right up until the settlement) that "Internet Explorer" is a generic term (used generically to describe all bloated web browsers from Spyglass and Microsoft, apparently), when this is the same company that has successfully proclaimed "Bookshelf" to be a fully protected trademarked name?

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 09:17:14 -0700
From: "Tim O'Neil" <burf@flash.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Trademark mud wrestling

>Did anyone else note the delicious irony of Microsoft claiming (right up
until
>the settlement) that "Internet Explorer" is a generic term (used generically to describe all bloated web browsers from Spyglass and Microsoft,
apparently),
>when this is the same company that has successfully proclaimed "Bookshelf" to be a fully protected trademarked name?

They are like any self-interested entity, much like you or I, only much richer. I wonder though, if I wrote a web browser and named it "Internet Explorer", with a Capital EYE - EE, what would happen? Rather than a flying window pane logo I would design a Rick Griffin style bloody, pulpy eye with wings or something.

Oh well, off to watch a parade or some damn thing here in HELL.

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 12:56:06 -0400
From: "Kirb" <akirby@csrlink.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Trademark mud wrestling

Tim O'Neil writes...

>>Did anyone else note the delicious irony of Microsoft claiming (right up
>until
>>the settlement) that "Internet Explorer" is a generic term (used
generically
>>to describe all bloated web browsers from Spyglass and Microsoft,
>apparently),
>>when this is the same company that has successfully proclaimed "Bookshelf"
to
>>be a fully protected trademarked name?

>They are like any self-interested entity, much like you or I, only much richer.

Not that it's entirely relevant, but...

For years I have owned a company that I was rather hoping would catch IBM's eye so that they would buy the rights to the name off me for vast sums of money. Anyone who knows anything about IBM mainframes knows that their main online transaction processing system is called "CICS". Opinions vary as to what CICS stands for - I've heard guesses ranging from the prosaic "Customer Information Control System" to the almost Zen-like "Cows in Cow-sheds". But no matter what it stands for, it is their primary real-time system, and damned important to their revenue-stream.

So about fourteen years ago, when I was incorporating myself, I applied for the name CICS Consultants, Inc., and got it. (You can look it up - it's incorporated in NJ). Ever since then I've been hoping that IBM would get a hankering for the name, and need to buy it from me. Did they? Of course not. And I'll be folding the company at the end of the year, so I'm just about out of chances now.

If only I'd been clairvoyant enough to call myself "Internet Explorers, Inc". Or better yet, trademark the word "Internet", so's everyone would have to give me a nickel every time they said the word.

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 13:23:18 -0400
From: "Kirb" <akirby@csrlink.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!

And then this popped in, almost twenty four hours out of sequence, from Dave...

>At 01:56 PM 7/3/98 -0400, Kirb spoke of qat names:

>>>Any ideas for [cat] names?

>>I would recommend calling the ginger male "Orlando", and the female
"Chloe".

>Except... Name the male "Lucifer" and the female "Misty", for the reason already stated.

In the interests of civility, I will yield on the Misty/Chloe question (although anyone who had met Chloe _and_ heard the Spike Jones rendition of the piece of the same name would say that Chloe is aptly named). But you cannot call a ginger cat Lucifer. That would have to be a black cat.

Ginger, or more accurately, *marmalade* cats must be named Orlando. If you really need to know why, try amazon.com and do a book search with "Hale, K" as the author, and "Orlando" as the "title words"

If you want to hear Spike Jones' rendition (as in tearing limb from limb) of "Chloe", then try "Dinner Music...for people aren't very hungry!", Rhino records, cat number R2 70261

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Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 10:24:27 -0700 (PDT) From: Brandon Elliott <chicken@rain.org> Subject: [SubG] The end of the world

I'm from the sovereign nation of Southern California. We look at things different. The world? THE REAL WORLD? The blatantly artificial world of technoboredom - microwaves,cars, tvs, computers, 'popular two thumbs up' films, nuclear energy being used to cure cancer, it's all there. THE WORLD WILL END. I can't think of a more deserving buncha saps.
A word of advice for you all: Don't bother with gas and elictricity. Those are fundamental to THE WORLD and will draw the wrong attention. I'm gonna be cooking with pigfarts and my beehives keep me sweet and reading. Anybody know any good psychobabble self-help books? I have a heap of sci-fi but nothing humorous. Heh *snort* Somebody just handed me 7 habits of highly effective people. Maybe it's a Dr. Strangelove book - only gets better each time. Hope springs eternal when boredom looms. Saucer? BobCo VTOL Shuttles? Bomb Shelter? Books are good.
And if the world does not end, I have a bit of frop (thanks Stang three people removed in Japanese Restaurant down yon Yuppie Babylon (Santa Barbara) and I have my sense of humor stowed safely in the overhead compartment. The no smoking sign has bullet holes in it and the stewardess exudes penicillin from every pore. Lock and load your head for the hard times ahead. If you're still here tomorrow, maybe I'll drop the lurk act. Perhaps some flames from obvious Bobbies will entertain me in my sheltered little hole. Beats this yuppie schtickbook. May the saucers be diligent until all who have wronged you become flower food. I'm just gonna stay alive as long as I can - so I get my three letters in the blinking lights in the sky and maybe a free play. Anything but multiball.

/Pope Chicken of Babylon/

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 13:40:58 -0400
From: "Kirb" <akirby@csrlink.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] The end of the world

Brandon Elliott works his keyboard....

>Lock and load your head for
>the hard times ahead.

"Load and lock" - it's hard to do it the other way around

>If you're still here tomorrow, maybe I'll drop the lurk act.

Oh, life's worth living again!

>Perhaps some flames from obvious Bobbies will entertain me in my sheltered little hole. Beats this yuppie schtickbook.

Fuck off.

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 14:16:30 -0400
From: "Kirb" <akirby@csrlink.net>
Subject: [SubG] rain.org

As I was intrigued by the above from Mr. Elliot's address, I started looking and found that inter alia, they have an el nino watch. I have just reported that Bozeman high school in Montana had receieved 36 inches of rain in 20 minutes.
Hit it:
http://www.rain.org/elnino/elninodetail.htm

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 14:33:06 -0400
From: "Rev. Dr. Mario" <revmario@netrox.net> Subject: Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!

K. Stiller wrote:

>Also, I am an MST3k fanatic. I know, it is a sad state of affairs. But I finally got to see the MST3k where Joel escaped from the Satillite of Love.
>Very cool. The movie was "Mitchell", and currently it rates the very...VERY...highest on my list of Worst Movies Ever.

"Daddy-O!" Yipes!! But that sucked! What's even better is that the actor who played the protagonist was also featured in a James Ellroy novel ("Hollywood Nocturnes") & the story is a lot more fun if you've suffered the movie.

- --
Rev. Dr. Mario

http://members.aol.com/Meursault/index.html

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 14:38:39 -0400
From: "Rev. Dr. Mario" <revmario@netrox.net> Subject: Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!

Dave Voorhis wrote:

>At 01:56 PM 7/3/98 -0400, Kirb spoke of qat names:

>>>Any ideas for [cat] names?

>>I would recommend calling the ginger male "Orlando", and the female "Chloe". That way, if I should ever visit you, I won't have to learn any more cats' names as I could just treat them like mine.

>Ah. 'Tis an even better idea than mine, though MINE IS STILL WONDERFUL.

>Except... Name the male "Lucifer" and the female "Misty", for the reason already stated. And make sure you have a cereal that I like.

I guess that means that your houseguests will be determined by what name you give your cats. "Bagheera" & "Blavatsky" or "Bug" & "Fatso" will be interpreted by me as an invitation. I like "Cranberry Almond Crunch" & I need a pwerful fan by me when I sleep.

- --
Rev. Dr. Mario

http://members.aol.com/Meursault/index.html

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 12:31:07 -0700
From: Reverend Puz Fundles <baalSPAMLESS@pacbell.net> Subject: [SubG] X-Day's a-comin' and the Pinks are Bummin!

I just sent my last paycheck to "Bob" at the Subgenius Foundation. I just hope it's enough for a seat. I've been praying and praying and I've got a huge dobbshead painted on my wall in my living room. It's eyes seem to watch me so I think it's a good sign. I'm broke and I just told my landlord to fuck off about the rent that is now 4 days due. He just doesn't get it. It's all over. I think I'll kill him tonight. I can hide out for at least 8 or nine hours. I've removed all the metal from my clothing in case it reacts with something on the ship. I wouldn't want to get fried like those people in that movie that got raptured up. Their metal straps just got hotter and hotter by the gravity beam and by the time they got to the ship they were a writhing mass of branded flesh. My empty second bedroom is stockpiled with all kinds of guns and ammo in case something goes wrong. Now I can hardly type I'm shaking so bad. I hope to see you all on the pleasure saucers soon. Farewell,

Reverend Puz Fundles

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 16:01:39 -0500
From: Pope Zypgx I <mindglue@tca.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Today

So like, I am watching Son of Godzilla. Its pretty good, but it is making me horny.

Send women. Preferrably ones with teeth.

Thanks.

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 16:06:03 -0500
From: Pope Zypgx I <mindglue@tca.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] The end of the world

Brandon Elliott wrote:

>/Pope Chicken of Babylon/

Die now, for you have profaned the title of Pope.

Also. When the Intergalactic Lesbian Starpilots fly towards Jupiter in our booby-shaped ships...you will be tied to the fender.

Those things squirt acidic milk...you know.

CHEER ME UP!

Pope?

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 15:38:24 +0000
From: Mark Mueller <mmueller@it.sait.ab.ca> Subject: Re: [SubG] The end of the world

On 4 Jul 98 at 16:06, Pope Zypgx I wrote:

>Brandon Elliott wrote:

>>/Pope Chicken of Babylon/

>Die now, for you have profaned the title of Pope.

>Also. When the Intergalactic Lesbian Starpilots fly towards Jupiter in our booby-shaped ships...you will be tied to the fender.

>Those things squirt acidic milk...you know.

<Eman> What the story really needs I figure is more SEX!! <Eman> Maybe hes fucking somebody as hes thinking about nuking the greatest civilization possible...

<ZETA> using her orgasm to trigger the missles by some mind probe...

<Eman> And not virus missles, Super heated Blood beast jizm!!!!!

>CHEER ME UP!

>Pope?

"Smoking menthols is like freebasing Certs."-Niel

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Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 19:34:23 EDT
From: <Rasgon@aol.com>
Subject: Re: [SubG] X-Day's a-comin' and the Pinks are Bummin!

In a message dated 98-07-04 15:38:21 EDT, you write:

<< Now I can hardly
type I'm shaking so bad. I hope to see you all on the pleasure saucers soon. Farewell,

Reverend Puz Fundles >>

"Pleasure saucers" my ass. You're going to end up on the planet of the sandwich-eaters with the others.

Rip

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Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 20:03:11 -0400
From: "Baron Saturday" <saturday@deathsdoor.com> Subject: Re: [SubG] So...

Dave chewed:

>At 05:12 AM 7/2/98 -0400, Baron dangled:

>>Consider my dick dangled in your face.

>Consider your foreskin bitten off.

OUCH! Motherfucker that was the head of my dick! I'm ALREADY fuckin' circumcised!!

"Well- we'll take the chinks and the niggers, but we don't want the IRISH!!"- Blazing Saddles

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Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 20:15:39 -0400
From: "Baron Saturday" <saturday@deathsdoor.com> Subject: Re: [SubG] Return of the missing mail

Rep fucks up:

>GeoCities fucked up, that was the problem. Yet another reason for me to move my stuff from them (which I am doing).

NO NO NO!! Use the GEOCITIES account to collect SPAM from the usenet. Of course, you will never check your geocities account... hehehe.

"Well- we'll take the chinks and the niggers, but we don't want the IRISH!!"- Blazing Saddles

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Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 20:17:17 -0400
From: "Baron Saturday" <saturday@deathsdoor.com> Subject: Re: [SubG] Woo Hoo!

ON CATS:

>I got two new cats! 12 weeks old, one half ginger/half white male, one tortoiseshell female (his sister).

>Any ideas for names? (I seem to remember people claiming dibs on naming any new cats when I wrote that post some time ago about the passing away one of my cats...)

Name them both "shitty kitty". Imagine the fun you can have calling them...

"Well- we'll take the chinks and the niggers, but we don't want the IRISH!!"- Blazing Saddles

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Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 20:20:09 -0400
From: "Baron Saturday" <saturday@deathsdoor.com> Subject: Re: [SubG] Furthermore...

Dave sez:

>I now have 128 megabytes of RAM in my computer.

>You have no idea how good that is.

I sure don't. However, I SHOULD- since that's the amount of RAM inserted in my box. My goddamn MB only recognises 64MB of it!

Damn I'm pissed off, and I hate you Dave!

"Well- we'll take the chinks and the niggers, but we don't want the IRISH!!"- Blazing Saddles

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 18:18:24 -0700
From: Reverend Puz Fundles <baalSPAMLESS@pacbell.net> Subject: Re: [SubG] X-Day's a-comin' and the Pinks are Bummin!

Rasgon@aol.com wrote:

>In a message dated 98-07-04 15:38:21 EDT, you write:

><< Now I can hardly
>type I'm shaking so bad. I hope to see you all on the pleasure saucers soon. Farewell,

>Reverend Puz Fundles >>

>"Pleasure saucers" my ass. You're going to end up on the planet of the sandwich-eaters with the others.

>Rip

You're only mad because for a measly 30 bucks YOU TOO could be off this mud hole anus of the universe and fucking cheap space hookers by this time tomorrow. You could have a cure to your carpal tunel syndrome, you limp wanker.

Rev. Puz Fundles
- --
"Oh, yeah, did I forget to mention? YOU EXIST TO ENTERTAIN ME. Startdancing, monkey, the organ is a grindin'." Right Rev. St. Ch'ngo

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Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 19:29:55 -0600
From: "Oberon" <oberon2@home.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Today

From: "Kirb" <akirby@csrlink.net>
>Tim O'Neil writes...

>>Kirby speaks of lights and other techno-stuff:
><[BoatstoryBumped]>

>>So Kirb, check your car for leaks.

>Your Dad sounds like the kind of boater that I would be if I had a boat.

>My other car does leak. We've never been able to figure out how the rain gets in: if you're driving in the rain, you'll stay perfectly dry; leave the car out in the rain, and there'll be standing water in between the front and rear seats. We have to leave newspapers on the floor all the time.

>That's the kind of mechanical genius I am.

Door / side window seals, when you're moving the water runs off but standing still it'll seep in and run in the car. Either that or you park on a geyser.

()beron
- -Blanksig(tm), copyright OberCorp '98-

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Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 23:57:43 -0400
From: "Kirb" <akirby@csrlink.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Today

Oberon thinks it might be...

>Door / side window seals, when you're moving the water runs off but
standing
>still it'll seep in and run in the car. Either that or you park on a
geyser.

What I can never figure out is that despite puddles an inch deep by the passsengers' seats, there's never a trace of dampness by any of the possible inlets. I thought maybe it was getting in via the air intake on the hood, but no.

Generally, I try to park on a geezer instead - that seems to help.

The worst is winter, because now I get ice on the _inside_ of the windshield. Ever try scraping the inside of your windshield when all ice-scrapers are curved for the outside? Ever try driving on local streets at 5:00 am with no street lights and no other traffic to give you a hint when your windshield is totally iced over?

To which, all I can say is "Chevys suck". Or at the very least, leaky cars suck.

Shoot - I'm supposed to be posting foaming at the mouth nonsense about X-Day, am I not? And here am I wasting your time with my car troubles. Whatever - no-one forced you to read this.

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Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 00:42:08 -0400
From: "Rev. Dr. Mario" <revmario@netrox.net> Subject: [SubG] Humanity, we hardly knew ye

Some parting thoughts before your annhilation.

I worked tonight at some lame pink-assed celebration. What was being celebrated is irrelevant & stupid. No doubt another excuse to wax idiotic about one's nationalistic prejudices. If I was born in France, do you think it likely that I would celebrate National Frog Day? No, of course not. I hate French people. They suck. I also hate Jamaicans but I digress.

There were fireworks & the multitudes turned into a nation of Beavises "oohing" & "aahing" & the same display we see several times a year. Fireworks are only cool if YOU'RE setting them off or if they cause damage. Otherwise, they're as dull as most of you.

Mere hours from now, the saucers will land & your meaningless lives will be over. The lucky ones will die fast. I pity you but I also despise you so don't expect help from me.

Why do I hate you?

You help to justify crap. Because of you I can name all the Spice Girls. Why do I have to know that? Because of you, most media is designed to be appreciated by a fourth grade mentality. You gave this government its power. You want "Beanie Babies." You made super-models wealthy & arrogant. You allow sports figures to make more than school teachers & your kids know this & that's why they tend to emulate gambling, substance abusing, wife beating jocks rather than their history teachers. You've turned the ludicrous myth of "money" into a dangerously tenuous reality. Your religion is stupid. Shut up about it already.

I've said it before & I'll say it this one last time. Evolution has become a conscious endeavor. We were able to CHOOSE which way we were going. The bulk of you chose to remain domesticated apes. You think about that as your world collapses around you.

Does all this mean that I'm somehow more evolved than you? Am I better?

You betcha. I made an effort, you stupid tits. While you were watching "Family Matters," I was reading a fucking book. Remember when you asked "What are you reading THAT for?" It's because I was trying not to be an idiot. It's testimony to my superior breeding that you never suspected how much I wanted to put you out of my misery that day. And most everyday since.

Oh, by the way, I should clarify. I don't claim that I'm not an idiot. It's just that in my efforts to deliver myself from idiocy, I've noticed what an even bigger screaming moron you are.

So, die, die & die again, you miserable pissants. Perhaps, this late message will reach you before your utter obliteration & you'll be a little sorry for the wasted life you've led & maybe a little enlightenment will creep in & you'll reincarnate as a higher form of life. Like a yak or something.

To paraphrase Groucho:

I've had a wonderful time. This wasn't it.

- --
Rev. Dr. Mario

http://members.aol.com/Meursault/index.html

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Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 00:47:36 -0400
From: "Rev. Dr. Mario" <revmario@netrox.net> Subject: [SubG] What do you call it...

...when you believe you're the ONLY rational person in the world. Like Yossarian in "Catch-22." "Megalomania" doesn't satisfy. I mean only in terms of sanity. What kind of pathology is this I'm suffering?

- --
Rev. Dr. Mario

http://members.aol.com/Meursault/index.html

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Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 00:13:10 -0700
From: "Tim O'Neil" <burf@flash.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] What do you call it...

At 12:47 AM 7/5/98 -0400, you wrote:
>...when you believe you're the ONLY rational person in the world. Like
Yossarian
>in "Catch-22." "Megalomania" doesn't satisfy. I mean only in terms of
sanity.
>What kind of pathology is this I'm suffering?

You're perfectly sane. THATS why I can't ground you on a medical.

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Date: Sun, 5 Jul 1998 01:29:56 -0600
From: "Oberon" <oberon2@home.net>
Subject: Re: [SubG] Humanity, we hardly knew ye

>Some parting thoughts before your annhilation.

>I worked tonight at some lame pink-assed celebration. What was being celebrated is irrelevant & stupid. No doubt another excuse to wax idiotic about one's nationalistic prejudices. If I was born in France, do you think it likely that I would celebrate National Frog Day? No, of course not. I hate French people. They suck. I also hate Jamaicans but I digress.

>There were fireworks & the multitudes turned into a nation of Beavises "oohing" & "aahing" & the same display we see several times a year. Fireworks are only cool if YOU'RE setting them off or if they cause damage. Otherwise, they're as dull as most of you.

>Mere hours from now, the saucers will land & your meaningless lives will be over. The lucky ones will die fast. I pity you but I also despise you so don't expect help from me.

>Why do I hate you?

>You help to justify crap. Because of you I can name all the Spice Girls. Why do I have to know that? Because of you, most media is designed to be appreciated by a fourth grade mentality. You gave this government its power. You want "Beanie Babies." You made super-models wealthy & arrogant. You allow sports figures to make more than school teachers & your kids know this & that's why they tend to emulate gambling, substance abusing, wife beating jocks rather than their history teachers. You've turned the ludicrous myth of "money" into a dangerously tenuous reality. Your religion is stupid. Shut up about it already.

>I've said it before & I'll say it this one last time. Evolution has become a conscious endeavor. We were able to CHOOSE which way we were going. The bulk of you chose to remain domesticated apes. You think about that as your world collapses around you.

>Does all this mean that I'm somehow more evolved than you? Am I better?

>You betcha. I made an effort, you stupid tits. While you were watching "Family Matters," I was reading a fucking book. Remember when you asked "What are you reading THAT for?" It's because I was trying not to be an idiot. It's testimony to my superior breeding that you never suspected how much I wanted to put you out of my misery that day. And most everyday since.

>Oh, by the way, I should clarify. I don't claim that I'm not an idiot. It's just that in my efforts to deliver myself from idiocy, I've noticed what an even bigger screaming moron you are.

>So, die, die & die again, you miserable pissants. Perhaps, this late message will reach you before your utter obliteration & you'll be a little sorry for the wasted life you've led & maybe a little enlightenment will creep in & you'll reincarnate as a higher form of life. Like a yak or something.

>To paraphrase Groucho:

>I've had a wonderful time. This wasn't it.

>--
>Rev. Dr. Mario

>http://members.aol.com/Meursault/index.html

What he said.

()beron
- -Blanksig(tm), copyright OberCorp '98-

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