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<MegaLiz> ONAN, howdoo
<revlurch> ho ho
<PastorSteve> Greets Onan
<Legume> Het Onan, it's funny about that fungus, huh?
<N_X_K> Shit, it's Onan, I'm going to have to put away the railroad spikes now.
<MegaLiz> onan puts the FUN in FUNgus
> me and dr. crawford just got back from a trip to the military surplus store. they were out of fungus so even the pinks know what's coming now.
<revlurch> fungi to be with
<MegaLiz> Now THAT's where I shoulda gone
<Legume> I said to my wife about 2 years ago, "Hey, I just realized I haven't seen a toad in years"
> the humungus fungus among us
<Mirjen> fungi is also fun to be with.
<revlurch> we got toads
<revlurch> you no likum toad?
<Legume> Lurch, bring toads to brushwood
<MegaLiz> I knowed you growed 'em
> legume: me to - moved to portland, noticed no frogs or toads. BUT, my brother has seen toads.
<Legume> Loads of toads
<revlurch> they no good in checked bags
<MegaLiz> toad fungus?
<revlurch> they piss a lot
<Devolver> I haven't seen any toads in some time either.... hmmmm.
<Mirjen> nah, Yuggothian fungus.
<PastorSteve> Bring a plague of toads.
> he has two pug dogs and they have come in to his house frothing at the mouth twice from licking toads.
<PastorSteve> I froth too.
<Legume> No toads around here, but there used to be thousands of the little fuckers
> loads of toad choads
<N_X_K> Toads sculpted FROM fungus.
<MegaLiz> There's plenty of frogs up there
<revlurch> at least a little bit north
<Devolver> There is a conspiracy I suggest.
> "there." none of us has to ask where "there" is in this conversation. we know. soon, we'll be "there."
<MegaLiz> The frogs and toads are the canaries in the coalmine
<MegaLiz> mutant amphibians are BAD news
<Legume> I think everyone should bring animals from all over the place to Brushwood, just to fuck up the ecosystem
<PastorSteve> I'll bring greenheads
<Legume> We live in the coalmine Liz
<kevbob> won't the people fuck up the ecosystem enough?
<revlurch> the animals that fuck it up will be there
> all the mutant amphibians in this church do tend to be the most rowdy.
<MegaLiz> Bring RABBITS
<Devolver> I don't have any indiginous animals in my area. Indiana, think about it.
> two of every clean animal and seven of every unclean animal, so we can all have a chance to 'love' the unclean animals.
<PastorSteve> Yeah but that eco-system has adapted to Pagans. It can handle anything.
<N_X_K> I'm a fungus, not a toad. Don't look at ME.
<Devolver> Speaking of Indiana animals, where is that pig fucker ChrisLi?
<MegaLiz> I have a broken rubber snake, but that's just UNNATURAL
<kevbob> looking for toads, last i heard.
<Legume> I'm going to introduce guinea pigs to Brushwood. I've been breeding these little bastards for years so I can let them loose
<MegaLiz> Maybe the toads found HIM
<revlurch> I used to feed them to my snakes
<kevbob> if chrisli is foaming at the mouth at brushwood, well...
> anywhere legume takes a leak will mess with the local ecosystem for fifteen thousand years.
<PastorSteve> Who is ChrisLi?
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<NedWreck> homemade beer
<MegaLiz> I'd like to know what all these EARLY birds are up to. Kevan left a WEEK ago.
<Devolver> Damn that's scary
<ChrisLi> howdy all!
> speak of the devil...
<revlurch> no shit?
<Legume> I'm bringing THE BOTTLE with me this year
<revlurch> bottled farts?
<ChrisLi> am i the devil?
<MegaLiz> It's not him. It's a TRICK!
<Devolver> PasterSteve, meet ChrisLi
<NedWreck> that happens alot in here
<PastorSteve> I'm bringing the fungus.
<kevbob> i just hope cthl doesn't wreck before he picks me up.
<Devolver> No Chris, you're not that powerful.
<PastorSteve> Greets, ChrisLi
<kevbob> for that matter, i hope he doesn;t wreck after he picks me up, either.
<Legume> Bottle of Three HolyMan Pee
<Devolver> A minion perhaps
<revlurch> I'm bringing some extra socks
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<ChrisLi> hiya Pastor Steve. how's it hanging?
<MegaLiz> I gotcher extra socks
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<N_X_K> Everyone else is yanking away my Slack this week, so I'd better shut the fuck up before I humiliate myself
<PastorSteve> About an inch from the floor.
> i thought we were just going to pass along the gurupee 'from the tap' this year.
<MegaLiz> WHAM WHAM WHAM
<revlurch> they have clocks on the ankles
<Devolver> What was my parting message?
<revlurch> look boss
<kevbob> devo: nothing.
<MegaLiz> look TIMELY
<Devolver> It happened again ChrisLi, I was talking about you and then you appeared.
<kevbob> nxk, sorry, maybe i'm getting all your slack.
<MegaLiz> It was INVOKED
<ChrisLi> i bottled my last two batches of beer this weekend- they *might* be done for X-Day
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<Devolver> Thanks KevBob, I must have accidentally pressed alt f4
<MegaLiz> I pickled my stomach already!
<Devolver> no, nevermind
<MegaLiz> It's good to be prepared
<kevbob> is the meal plan still on from the bruchwood people?
> if you hit alt-s while switching your computer on in a thunderstorm on IRC you invoke satan
<ChrisLi> now if i can just get 3 more pages of Quijibo done, i'm set!
<revlurch> yeah. bring a gut pump
<MegaLiz> Don't count on them. all the food people are CRAZED QUEERS.
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<Legume> Seriously I and 2 of my holy friends, each under the influence of a different drug, filled a quart bottle with our piss back in 1988.
<Mirjen> that's not true, it has to be midnight.
> pickled stomach - yum yum! we called them chitlins back where i'm from
<Legume> I'm bringing it to Brushwood
<kevbob> crazed queers can't cook?
> legume: bring the bottle! we'll have a toast.
<revlurch> I'll feed you. but I expect entertainment
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<MegaLiz> They're too BUSY to cook, kev
<kevbob> i can dance, but only to "Gettin Jiggy Wit it."
<revlurch> you do a soft shoe or anything?
<Legume> The cork GLOWS under black light
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> apparently, my kidney stones have already passed - no pissing blood and stones on stage for me. but they did let me keep my implant.
<NedWreck> i can dance, but only when drunk.
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<MegaLiz> I dub thee: OUCHNAN
<Legume> I can dance, but only with Satan
<kevbob> legume: did you get that server file ok? did it help?
<PastorSteve> I wish I could piss stones and blood.
<NedWreck> as sort of Controlled Rythimic Stagger
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<revlurch> I can't dance. too wet to plow
<N_X_K> kev:Knowing the SK0r, probably
<Legume> Got it Kev, but fucked up
<Devolver> I hate laptops. I can't navigate with a stinking box that you touch. Give me a mouse or give me slack or kill me.
<MegaLiz> I can dance, but only in total darkness or blindfolded
<Legume> It's cool now
> if i need to 'love' an unclean animal, a fungus, or a mutant toad, now i know i can. only my love butter will emit, not my other precious bodily fluids.
<PastorSteve> Did ya save any of the stones man? I heard you could smoke em.
<revlurch> now THAT's entertainment
<kevbob> nxk: SK0r?
> steve: nope, they got away. my little children, in the sewers of portland.
<Legume> Onan, lots of unclean animals at Brushwood
<kevbob> i believe that's the first time i've ever seen the phrase "love butter."
<PastorSteve> How about "fuck pocket"?
<NedWreck> "I can't believe it's not Love Butter!"
<kevbob> is that like a hot pocket?
<N_X_K> kev:You know, that THING
<Legume> I hear faint explosions out my back window
<Legume> I love that sound
> i heard NuNu is bringing The Black She Goat With Ten Thousand Folds and Three Horns - true?
<PastorSteve> I prefer cold pockets.
<kevbob> nxk, after this week, i honestly can say, i have been under a rock for the past, um, lot of years, and have absolutley and irrevocably, no clue whatsoever.
<kevbob> nunu, the pimp for the wrestling manager? or a diff one?
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<PastorSteve> 'sup dude
<Albedo> hey guys
> THE NuNu, from ancient tomes like Book of the SubG and 'The NheeGhee tape'
<Legume> I can see it now, 5 billion pinks saying OOOH and AHHH as the pretty colored Death Rays destroy everything around them.
<MegaLiz> HIYA HONEY!
<Albedo> Hey Legume! Meg's all liquored up!
<Albedo> WOO HOO!!!
<MegaLiz> AM NOT
<MegaLiz> NOT YET
<PastorSteve> Oh, NuNu not NukuNuku
<Albedo> keep at it
* Legume slides his monkey paw up the leg of Liz's shorts
> pretty, pretty death ray all around, pretty pretty death ray fall to ground, "Bob" is gone and now we die, SubGenius up in the sky
<N_X_K> kev:Good. I've been under a much larger rock for two weeks. I appreciate your position.
<PastorSteve> Probably slurping on Zoogs schwantz right now.
* MegaLiz shocks the monkey
<Albedo> * Meg is too numb to notice
> that's one of those children's songs from the future i hear all the time.
<revlurch> should have spanked it
<kevbob> nxk: the light, it hurts my eyes, but it sure is nice to be out.
* Legume beats the Bishop
<Albedo> Lurch - thanx for the Dode update, loved it
<revlurch> yer welcome
<Devolver> N_X_K, you going to be at Xday?
<revlurch> hope he had a decent time
> 'polishing your toy soldier's helmet'
<revlurch> boat was a pisser
<revlurch> goddam engines
<Albedo> wassamatta, you no have lunch?
* Legume dances the 5 knuckle shuffle
<Albedo> yah, boat probleems sounded like it sucked
> meal ready to eat - three lies for the price of one. that's what dr. crawford said today
<revlurch> keep a spare module from here on out
> 'knuckle walking to the promised land' is one of my fave nenslo lines.
<revlurch> got a spare everything else
<Albedo> Hey, speaking of euphemisms...
* Legume gets down to the root of the situation
<MegaLiz> I'm AGAINST euphemasia!!!
<Albedo> I need a euphemism for "standing with your legs apart in order to unstick your balls from your leg"
> "c'mon love, show us your wizard beard." women like that one.
<Albedo> I REALLY need this
* Legume hangd ten on the right hand wave
<Albedo> it's for a paper I'm writing
<MegaLiz> Popping the pony?
<revlurch> hams akimbo?
<kevbob> um, howzabout, jarring my balls from my sweat encrusted thighs"?
<NedWreck> freeing up some memory
<Albedo> happens all the time, but there's no phrase for it
<Albedo> ned - HAR
<MegaLiz> Setting the jewels?
<Albedo> remounting the jewels
<Legume> albedo, howabout "setting loose the Dogs of War"
<Albedo> come on, people
<kevbob> letting the antelope roam?
<Albedo> throw me a bone here
> how about one for "standing with a gun in each hand and telling the judge it wasn't you as blood drips down your chin" - happens all the time and no catchy phrase for it
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<N_X_K> kev:I don't have enough light, and I don't have a crowbar with which I can pry myself out.
<NedWreck> checking your package
<Albedo> clearing the cache
<MegaLiz> Wagging your wigwam?
<PastorSteve> Calibrating you equipment.
<Legume> Breaking the seventh seal
> helioptering your gbroagfran
<kevbob> nxk: find a REALLY cool GOOD looking chick, fall for her hard, and have it not work out in nearly every possible way. it'll jar your rock.
<Albedo> BRB - sodey pop time
<MegaLiz> Schtloonking your saggy bits?
* MegaLiz is trying SO HARD
<Devolver> Well, you guys have bored the shit out of me long enough. I'm outa here, see you all at Xday. Those of you cool enough to go. As for the rest of you... I'll not torture you too bad.
<kevbob> meg, you have saggy tits?
<MegaLiz> Devo! May you rude in hell!
<PastorSteve> Shit... I have to be cool to go? Fuck, nobody told me that.
<MegaLiz> That would presuppose I HAVE tits, kev
<Devolver> See yuz
<Albedo> juicy dirt from work - the network got all bogged down and the IT boys traced it to a guy - I'm not making this up - wanking in his cube to some streaming XXX video
<Albedo> I repeat - I am not making this up
<MegaLiz> YER BOSS!!!
> that reminds me - who's bringing the seven scrolls? and who's bringing hitler's head (and did they fix the pump yet?)?
<kevbob> was it good stuff, or lame?
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<Albedo> not my boss, god no
<Legume> Megs tits are strawberry tipped mounds of pleasure reaching for the heavens
<revlurch> jesus then?
<NedWreck> that's taking matters to hand!
<Albedo> I don't know what video
<kevbob> then what good are you? do you have the url?
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<Albedo> hard working guy
* MegaLiz 's tits are the BLACKHOLES of NIPPLEDOM
<Albedo> kevbob, don't YOPU go dragging down my ethernet too!
<ChrisLi> ah! the gravitation pull! crushing me!
<N_X_K> kev:Haven't gotten to that yet. My life at present involves others tossing me around like a rag doll.
<revlurch> stiffed on his next raise, I bet
<kevbob> jack, i have no sound, it wouldn;t be worht it.
> they sewed hitler's head on a woman's body but he insisted they chop it off again. now it's just in a little cart. i don't know if it got a ride to x-day or not.
<PastorSteve> Is masterbation a firable offense?
* Albedo just took a big swig of what he thought was Coke but turned out to be generic fruit punch soda
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<Legume> Rabbi, when's yer ol man leaving?
<NedWreck> was he gumming up the works?
<Rabbi> Steve-Where are you doing said masturbation?
<Legume> Ne'er mind..
<revlurch> they give him a pink slip?
<Rabbi> Ask him, Legume.
<Albedo> I don't know if he got shitcanned or no
<PastorSteve> At work
<E_Strange> High Noon
<Albedo> nobody wants to talk about it
<kevbob> jack: sperm sure will raise the collision ratio, no?
<Legume> Edward, when ya leaving
<PastorSteve> WE DO!
> some people get paid to masturbate - others do it for free. which one is the sinner?
<kevbob> nxk: i dunno, life is hard. just make sure your not the one stealing your own slack.
* Albedo wants to know more about wanking for dollars
<Albedo> why, if I had a nickel...
* MegaLiz blasts off to blast off
<E_Strange> Legume...Don't forget that pillow
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<PastorSteve> I shoot blanks, they won't pay me for mine.
<Albedo> passed out again
<revlurch> shoot blacks
<revlurch> you can get paid for that
> if i had a dime for every nickle i had...
<E_Strange> The feather one
<Rabbi> Legume- I understand you'll have a blonde, brunette and a redhead in the car up to Sherman. Not bad.
> i didn't think it was too funny when they dragged jonbenet behind the hovercraft for a million years.
<PastorSteve> Yeah, but your giving one to Craig?
<Legume> That's right Rabbi. All on the same woman
<E_Strange> Yeah....But I got all the explosives
<Rabbi> Damn, you've seen my roots?
<N_X_K> kev:Life is a sledgehammer. The one HOLDING the hammer is the one you run like hell from
<Albedo> Legume's driving the Pussy Wagon!
<revlurch> he won;t eat much
<kevbob> nxk: yes.
<Albedo> flash dem truckers!
<Legume> I will!
<E_Strange> I got 'em all strapped to the roof. One spark and I got that new convertable I always wanted
<PastorSteve> Legume: So you fixing Craig up?
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<Albedo> HI CHRIS
> life is like a cliche. the more you repeat yourself the more times you say the same thing.
<Legume> Hell yas
<Albedo> didn't want to miss you
<revlurch> that will take a lotta tools, right?
<Athgar> evening, folx
<Albedo> stick 'em up
> life is like a cliche. the more you repeat yourself the more times you say the same thing.
<Legume> Ol' craigs gonna be in Jiggly-tit heaven
<kevbob> chris: are you frothing at the mouth?
<ChrisLi> ummm... nope.
> he must have had one of those fungi-eating toads or something
<PastorSteve> Man I wouldn't want to be within twent yards when Craig shoots his first load in 10 years (with a woman).
<ChrisLi> wait- lemme check....
<E_Strange> Legume..I got 2 lbs. of DuPont rifle powder
<Legume> This chick'll swallow Craig's musty old load
<Legume> Strange: Goooood
<Rabbi> Legume- Let's hope you talked her into better taste.
> but will she swallow musty old toads?
<PastorSteve> That's awfully sweet of her.
<revlurch> will she swallow two pounds of duPont?
<Rabbi> Toads would beat Craig.
<E_Strange> I've been sniffing it to get high....Gunpowder high
<PastorSteve> Toads have beat Craig.
> Subject: "Bob's" BabeMobile (M/F rom cons slack)
<Legume> Craig'll go nuts. This chick's hotter than a nigger's Porsche
<revlurch> give him a real blow job
<Albedo> gotta go squeegee Meg into the sack - catch you later
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<Albedo> thought I was in tin
<Rabbi> Hey, Lil.
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<PastorSteve> Greets Lil
<Albedo> *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* GET ME OUT OF THIS THING
<Legume> Hey Strange, you got the National Anthem on CD?
<revlurch> mr wizard
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<Grogronk> Sinle week.
<revlurch> I gotta run. later folks.
<Albedo> P-Lil- Hello and Goodbye!!!1!!
<P-Lil> Hey all. Thought I'd drop in before I picked up Popess Nikitta.
<E_Strange> Legume...I'm sure I can get it tomorrow
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<revlurch> oh yeah. same here
<P-Lil> Hey Crawford!
<revlurch> hi lil
<revlurch> bye lil
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<P-Lil> Jack, you bassard.
> plil: say hey to nikki
<P-Lil> Bye Lurch.
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<Legume> GET IT STRANGE>>>VITALLY IMPORTANT
<Grogronk> Mip lip kink!
> welcome, dr. crawford
<P-Lil> Onan: Of course.
<ChrisLi> heya Friday
<P-Lil> Friday: Did you get my e-mail?
<RevCrawfo> Greetings, Reverend Onan
<Friday-J> Howdy all
<Legume> Plil can you slowdance?
<E_Strange> Legume...I'm going to tape the Battle of Arrmegedon soundtrack before I leave...Requests?
<Friday-J> P-Lil - Nope.
<Friday-J> Strange - "Mortal Kombat" theme would be nice music.
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<Grogronk> I hate you, Legume, but I trust you.
<Legume> Strange, Got any war sound effects?
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> i'm already watching the videotapes from X-Day - they came out pretty good. we all need to get more sun, though. and too bad about that one guy.
<Grogronk> Just like you.
<Friday-J> Strange - "Conan" soundtrack.
<Friday-J> Has Stang already left TX?
<E_Strange> Got it Friday
<N_X_K> OUT! OUT! I WANT OUT! Matter of fact, figure I will.
> yeah, the Onan soundtrack is pretty good. I got it Friday
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<Grogronk> I hate Stang too.
<Friday-J> Stang is a scrawny little weasel isn't he?
<Legume> Friday, that's EXACTLY the music we planned. That's why I love you so. You ARE the QUEEN Holocaustal
<E_Strange> Conan, Goast and the Darkness, Escape From LA, Wagner
<Friday-J> Legume - Laying my eggs in the Ivangelical flesh
<E_Strange> Das Boot
<ChrisLi> hands up- who here *doesn't* hate Stang?
> watch out - dr. crawford has two trained weasels with scorpion stingers in their asses and dragonfly wings!
<Grogronk> I LIKE Rev Psych for some reason.
<Rabbi> Friday- Scrawny indeed, and we all get to see him nekkid next weekend.
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* kevbob raises hand.
<Rabbi> Speaking of...
<P-Lil> Legume: Slowdance?
> speak of the great devil
<E_Strange> And "My Fair Lady" for the Ivangelicals
<Legume> Stang, I thought you were DEAD!
<kevbob> grog: THAT'S BECASUE PSYCHE IS THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!
<Friday-J> STANG! I thought you were already outbound!
<ChrisLi> Moby's remix of Bond theme
<Stang> I can't stay on for long -- we're packing up the BobMoVan.
> the reeal stang is already on the greyhound or in jail.
<NedWreck> i dint know they had phine lines in Oklahoma
<Friday-J> Stang - Got that inflatable New Godzilla you requested.
<Stang> GGG is here... I'm trying to configure the other Mac so he can get on too... stand by...
> i'm logging this whole thang - will post to alt.slack later.
<ChrisLi> you're treading a phine line
<kevbob> "hi mom!"
<Grogronk> Truth can be found in odd places.
<Stang> Friday, I tried to casll you yesterday -- we can still talk tonight but gott a make it quick!
<Rabbi> Stang-Will you tell Shelby to get on her computer?
<Legume> Yeah, Plil. I have this fantasy about slowdancing to the National Anthem with a burly transexual as the Battle of Armageddon is about to start...
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<E_Strange> I even got that fucking longer mike stand for the pulpit
<kevbob> grog: are you me?
<P-Lil> Stang: Hey, when you get there you might find a package addressed to me. Those are TheCharlie's posters. Don't start putting them all up, some are meant for an altarpiece.
<Grogronk> The X-Files movie, for instance.
<Stang> We're leaving in the morning.
<Friday-J> Stang - Thought you were too busy to talk.
<Stang> P-Lil -- okay, will stash CharliePics.
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#subgenius E_Strange H@ firstname.lastname@example.org (0 Rev. Edward Strange)
#subgenius Rabbi H@ email@example.com (0 Heather Stamm)
#subgenius ChrisLi H@ firstname.lastname@example.org (0 Christopher Lee)
#subgenius ONAN H@ email@example.com (0 P. O. Box 2321)
#subgenius kevbob H@ ~firstname.lastname@example.org (0 kevbob)
#subgenius NedWreck H@ email@example.com (0 Ned Wreck)
#subgenius Legume H@ Bodybag@client-151-197-127-44.bellatlantic.net (0 Legume)
#subgenius PastorSteve H@ firstname.lastname@example.org (0 Steve G)
#subgenius nullyAWAY H@ email@example.com (0 Nully Fydyan)
<Legume> Stang, I long for your warm embrace
<P-Lil> Legume: Waltz, maybe?
<monet> Radiation induced greetings to all!
<Stang> Rabbi -- I'm trying to get the other Mac to do this... I'll be back...
<Legume> That'll do, Lil
> if i have ops, why can't i set a topic?
<Friday-J> Stang - I long for your worm in my case
<P-Lil> Legume: Jeez, I don't have anything to wear, except for maybe my butcher's apron.
<Grogronk> Say... will this "Internet" be up AFTER?
<PastorSteve> Time for bed... See y'all later this week.
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<Friday-J> Bye Steve
<kevbob> onan: i dunno
<Legume> Lil...something slinky
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<Friday-J> P-Lil - Cool Whip - the clothing for every occasion
<E_Strange> I'll be waiting for Stang with open arms and my pants around my ankles
> there will be an internet 'after' but it will be as interesting as it is now
<Grogronk> 7 little days...
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<monet> Would it be polite to change our sig lines before we leave to prefix with a "Nu"?
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<Athgar> bleh... that's depressing. I'll be stuck here in the fiery infernos of Florida while y'all are bonging the Sex Godesses
<Legume> Strange: bring Bone Machine..we still have that last edition of prozac free radio to do
<Grogronk> I wanna piss off the normals "online"!
<kevbob> grog: you go girl~
<E_Strange> Armageddon week on the learning channel
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<RevCrawfo> P-Lil - When ya headin out?
<ICEKNIFE> stang doesn't know how to use a calendar
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<E_Strange> Legume...I'm bringing the whole shooting match
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<Grogronk> Well... Occaisionally.
<JRDobbs> YOU PEOPLE OWE ME MONEY
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<P-Lil> Crawford: We fly Tuesday AM, and should roll in by Wednesday afternoon.
<P-Lil> Really cute.
<E_Strange> Legume...my folks got me some good souveniers from Vegas
<Legume> Dancing niggers that explode when you lick em?
<Grogronk> I shall rain Manna on my doomed friends...
<Grogronk> RACIAL SLUR!
<Nu_monet> Hmmm...nice look to that sig. Hope it likes it.
<E_Strange> A HST style dealers visor and a sherifs badge
<Stang> Okay, I'm back. WHEW!!! MAN is it hectic here. You would not BELIEVE the faxes and calls. Fuckin' IDIOT LATE-COMERS!!! SHEEESH!
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<P-Lil> Lick-n-stick exploding nee-gurz.
<Grogronk> Sorry. Stealing Slack.
<Stang> Any X-Day questions?
<Grogronk> Say what you will.
> The She Goat with Ten Thousand Folds and Three Horns will, apparently, be "there"
<P-Lil> Stang: How soon d'ya think we'll have 144,000 members at this rate?
<ICEKNIFE> Stang, the pudding is ready. It'll be there as promised.
<Grogronk> Will it hurt?
<Nu_monet> Nu-Stang: things are just going to get worse. Just be glad Brian Gumball has retired.
<kevbob> um, is it ok if i bring my mom?
<Stang> Rabbi, what the FUCK are you Connietite bitches PLOTTING??!? Legume, is your bitch involved in this?
<Grogronk> My family will be left.
> Stang: do we bring two of every clean beast and seven of every unclean or seven unclean and two clean?
<E_Strange> Stang...any count on the number saved in my listening ares...besides Ron Freed
<Nu_monet> Stang: And you won't have to debate George Will or Cokie Roberts on "This Week" next Sunday.
<Stang> Apparently Friday, Connie, Susie the Floozie, someone else, the Rabbi and all these other evil bitches have some kind of "thing" planned.
<Legume> Watch yer mouth, Stang
<Grogronk> They still think I'm just rebelling.
<ICEKNIFE> Do what you want with their souls, but as per agreement, their computers and techtoys are MINE.
<Grogronk> Which I am.
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<Rabbi> Stang- Wouldn't you rather ANTICIPATE?
<kevbob> holy shit, it's absent!!!
<Stang> P-Lil, we're still a little behind "Bob's" predicted schedule re: membership rates.
<Absent> Holy Absent, I Just Shit!
<P-Lil> Stang: You damn betcha we do. Think of it as being like the weather--lay back and enjoy it.
<E_Strange> Anticipation of death is worse than death itself
<Absent> Whatta Coinkydink!@
<ChrisLi> after X-Day, i'll be able to "cut" my apartment from here, and paste it on my Saucer, right?
<Absent> Hey Kevbob
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<Rabbi> Strange- Exactly, my sweet.
<Nu_monet> Nu-Stang: Who all is getting the press release?
<P-Lil> Stang: Dobbs prophesy didn't predict a need for a phone bank.
> death is worse than dying itself, and living the only cure.
<Stang> Strange -- all I know is, right after you went on the air, most of the SubGenii in the area QUIT in RIGHTEOUS ANGER!' YOU OWE ME!
<P-Lil> It's Friday-X, the myserious triple-agent!
<kevbob> chris, just hope you don't lose power, or it'll end up in the clipboard of eternity?
<DokV> hm, i'll send a fax for good measure.
<Grogronk> Hell, you could make an exact reproduction!
<Friday-X> Friend of Scully-Z
> x x x x minus minus minus minus one one one one
<Rabbi> Oh, good, you're back, Fri! We were just making Stange paranoid that the Connittes are PLOTTING. Hee-hee!
<Grogronk> I NEED 'Frop.
<P-Lil> Sister of MataHari-O
<Friday-X> Rabbi - Imagine that.
<Stang> Li -- yeah, that's a good metaphor for it -- you can indeed "cut and paste" whole sectors of reality simply by "dragging and dropping."
<ChrisLi> by the by, word has it that 71 north, downtown Cleveland and environs, has a bunch of construction
<Nu_monet> I wonder if it will appear in the Times of London?
<Grogronk> Never got any.
<Absent> I hope I dont keep this body forever cux right now I have the ATHELETES FOOT CASE from HADES.
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<Legume> Stang, I'm driving the PussyWagon to Brushwood. I work for CONNIE now!
<Rabbi> Gee, I'd never believe a bunch of girls could do anything to their big strong men.
> i think we're supposed to have two of every clean toad, seven of every unclean toad, and none of every other kind of toad.
<Grogronk> I got bad back problems.
<Friday-X> I enjoy imagining this body being burnt to a crisp in Pure Slack, and only my illuminated etherform surviving
<Stang> Chris -- 71 is south of Cleveland right? From the Cleveland airport going to Brushwood I think you're just on 90 and avoid the 71 mess.
<revdrjack> Greets, all...
<Nu_monet> Stang: When are the press releases going out?
<Stang> I have heard the the parking at the Cleveland airport is all fucked up.
<ICEKNIFE> 11th hour revelation... beanie figures out he's a little penisboy! a dildonian!
<ChrisLi> Stang- i believe that is right
<Absent> I just wrote a song about connie based on Beefhearts "Whebn I see Mommy I feel Like a Mummy". It's a sing-a-long.
<kevbob> friday: try fingerpainting. it's Twice as relaxing!!! and you get art for yer fridge too!
<Friday-X> Hi Jack
<Stang> Legume -- figures that you'd sell your dick to the bitches!
<P-Lil> I'm still working on my X-Day tape. Got that Fear song on there, need to figure out what to do about Ministry....
<Friday-X> Stang - You tried to GIVE AWAY your dick but we weren't having any
<Absent> Any News on I-80 construction? Its bad right before toledo right now
> "and in the days of the end times the parking shall be all wrong" - Book of SubG, Censoredians 4:39
<ChrisLi> anyone know where Amtrack station in Erie is? i'm picking up St. Al of the Goatherd.
<kevbob> plil: what to do about?
<Stang> Friday, I hate to think of your body being burnt to a crisp... but then, maybe the new one will have the common decency to close its eyes when it sleeps!
<E_Strange> Psychics predice enormous earthquakes in the Boston area
<Absent> ">..WHEN I See Connie I fell Like A Cunny..."
<Friday-X> Stang - Or maybe the new one will have SEVEN EYES that never sleep
<Legume> Damn right, Stang! Sold it CHEAP, too!
<Friday-X> Strange - That's not an earthquake, my bra strap broke!
<ICEKNIFE> RevPsych and Locnar will be at Brunchwood
<revdrjack> Ok, who has the skinny on the routes to Brushwood? I heard something about 17 being messed up. Is that East or West of the site?
<Nu_monet> I wanna see X-Day on the AP wire.
<Friday-X> Anyone remember the nice, logical route I posted to get there from Boston?
<Grogronk> In the event that our Xists lose their way, will the Church still stand?
<Absent> "When iSEEEE Connie I Feel Like A Cunny",...(Crowd Cahants "Connie, connie,connie, cunny cunny cunny...")
<Friday-X> 95 to 90, 90 to 493, 493 to 17 - I think.
> speaking of boston, no bostonites i know are going
<ChrisLi> we've had enough of your damn half-breed Vulcan logic Friday!
<Rabbi> No Bostonites? After the show they got?
<Friday-X> Onan - Modemac, Bill T. Miller, and myself are going.
<Friday-X> ChrisLi - What's the other half? Mushroom?
<Absent> Is Bill Miller Bringing Gear?
> friday: kewl! but no jehovah-10, no fishmonger, no zontar
<E_Strange> You pointy breasted alien freak
<Legume> Will EMMANUEL be there?
<ICEKNIFE> you SCENEsters! yearning to be SEEN at the SCENE! Denizens, ye be, DWELLERS and SCENSTERS ONE AND ALL!
<Friday-X> I think that MANY from Boston shall attend.
* Legume drools
<Friday-X> Absent - Bringing his keyboards
<P-Lil> Now to add some Brazilian guitar music to the tape--Sepultura, "Beneath The Remains". Dedicate it to Gordon.
<Nu_monet> Stang: I wanna archive news articles from online editions. Will there be a press release?
<Grogronk> You know, just as there are few purebreed Yetis, there are also few purebreed humans.
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<Stang> Monet, we sent press releases to all media, all year... I was on 35 morning talk show stations last month. FUCK 'em if they think it's a joke!
<Absent> Fri-Thanks Oh Big I'd One.
* Friday-X wiggles her breast lobes
> i only hope i am wrong. my knoxville buddies rowdy bohandas and multivax kleenex will be there
<Grogronk> More humes than Yetis, but still...
<Absent> Not Enuff teneseeean Subs.
* P-Lil wiggers her eyestalks at Friday's wiggling breast lobes
<Friday-X> Onan - Fishmonger moved, didn't he? Can't speak for Zontar.
<Rabbi> Friday, the shockwave is hitting me down here in Philly. I shall have to retaliate.
<NedWreck> i'll be see at the "scene" but who, really , will give a fuck who i am?
<revdrjack> Stang: I sure wish there had been time to come straighten out the gumps we have on in the morning here...
<Nu_monet> Oh. I figgured it would be a last minute, death threat kind o' thing.
> there are more mortals than humans and more humans than yeti.
<ChrisLi> Ned, i give a fuck.
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<kevbob> hey, i just remembered, i was in the mall aboyut a week ago, and i remember being really pissed off cuz i had seen a t-shirt some ass was wearing about the end of the world on july 4th, but now i can;t remember. anyone else seen it?
<Grogronk> You see, Us Subs are DAMN horny.
<Friday-X> Rabbi - Rectaliate? Here? With people watching us? You dirty girl, you.
<kevbob> absent: i hate tennessee, but i "live" here, does that count?
<Absent> Friday- Stop it, the Earth is sighing...and she has onion breath today
<ICEKNIFE> there are more cutzles than crumbs, and more crumbs than nuggets. selah.
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* P-Lil makes note: "RAID SEX TOY BOX"
<Stang> Monet, did you know that it COSTS to put a story on the wire? And that they have to APPROVE it also?
> kevbob: moving away helps you hate it less. trust me.
<ICEKNIFE> not cutzles
<Grogronk> We spread ourselves far and wide.
<Rabbi> Friday- Get used to it. We're going to Brushwood.
* E_Strange vomits
<Nully> Hey y'all
<Athgar> hi Nully
<kevbob> onan: you from tenessee?
<Grogronk> Also fairly thin.
<Absent> Nully- prepare to receive the POINT
<Nu_monet> Stang: I was thinking more like online emails to editors.
* Friday-X holds the bucket for Strange
> kevbob: yup - 1966 to 1992!
<ICEKNIFE> anybody here seen the sky weeping tears for the ocean?
<ChrisLi> anyone gonna cry if a reprint selections from this in the final Quijibo?
<kevbob> yeeek! did you ever get over it?
<ICEKNIFE> i think we missed it
* Friday-X will not cry
<Stang> Monet -- been doing that all year.
<Nu_monet> Stang: I hate to say it, but sort of like SPAMMING.
> i will cry if tears come out of my eyes - otherwise no
<Legume> I will cry like a leetle bitch
* P-Lil refuses to cry
<E_Strange> Something about P-Lil even having sex toys disturbs me deeply
<P-Lil> My eyes are watering a bit, that's all. *sniff*
<P-Lil> It's allgeries, really.
<Absent> You cheap Swine. I know Dmaned well there STILL ain't enough ubberfemmes this year. We blew our quota. Y'all let me DOWN.
<Legume> Plils sex toys are alive...but just barely so
<Stang> Monet, in both books it tells every SUbGenius to spam like crazy EVERY X-Day. Did you do your spamming yet?
<Friday-X> EVERY Boston Devival press release mentioned X-Day! Modemac and I will be photographed in compromising positions for an X-Day article in the Boston Globe, to be published - THE FIFTH (???)
<ICEKNIFE> I hope I'm the only one here next week...
<NedWreck> can i be one of P-Lils sex toys?
<P-Lil> Strange: Get used to it, and thank your favorite invisible monster that none of them are meant for use on you.
> i'm not going to see the 'uberfemmes' or 'overmen' - i'm going there to see the SubGenii and the Doktors, and _that_ is _that_
<P-Lil> NedWreck: Lemme strap you on and find out....
<revdrjack> So who's up for intercepting one of those NASA deep space probes and giving them an eyefull after we depart?
<Nu_monet> Stang: Sure. Yep. Un-huh. Told everybody we are going to commit mass suicide with nerve gas.
* Rabbi breaks out the onions and soundtrack to Les Miserables.
* Friday-X hands P-Lil the green straps
<E_Strange> Brushwood....BYOB......bring your own Bitch, babe or "Bob" or whatever else gets your rocks off
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<Grogronk> Gender IS important.
> bring your own mail order mind control cult
<Stang> A magazine called EYE just came out -- kinda hard to find though -- which has as a cover story "IT ALL ENDS JULY 5" -- long interview with me and they used my art for the cover! I 'bout CAME when I saw it.
<Friday-X> DrJack - Go to Mars and make faces at the probes
<NedWreck> Ned Wreck: The Human Strap-On!
<P-Lil> Thanks, Friday.
<Stang> GGG is now standing behind me, looking for the Frappy!
<Legume> BYO bottle of Pee
<kevbob> stang: they pay fopr the art?
<ChrisLi> bring stuff to sell and dollars to tuck!
* Friday-X waves at GGG
> HELLO, GGG! Hello, Faye!
<Grogronk> It is one of the things that seperates Us from Them.
<P-Lil> Hey Ned, can I use you on Pastor Craig? I've always wanted to shine that haid of his....
<Nully> Just to clarify, is the Brushwood camping fee per tent or per person?
<Stang> Onan -- do you have Faye mixed up with Autumn??
<ICEKNIFE> celebrity deathmatch is on
* Nully is always hopin...
<Nully> hoping, that is
<P-Lil> Gotta take off, time to fetch Nikitta.
<Friday-X> Nully - Per site I think.
> stang; i thought faye was riding with you guys too - hi to autumn as well
<Nu_monet> Stang: Maybe a bogus story about how it has already happened and we're already dead or missing?
<NedWreck> I'm more of a buffer than a waxwer
<Friday-X> Bye P-Lil.
<Stang> GGG waves back at Friday... GROSS! Look what he's waving!
<Nully> Friday: Really? that would be awesome
<Rabbi> Lil- You want to use NedWreck as a strapon on Craig? Isn't that a little cruel?
<Grogronk> They are frigid "people", we are powerful Men and Wo-Men
* Friday-X looks
<P-Lil> I'll try to get back on once we get back. Maybe put the good Popess in front of you sorry lot. It'll do her some good.
<Rabbi> Bye, dear.
<P-Lil> Rabbi: Well yeah, but so's killing Pinks.
<Friday-X> Nully - In any case it's only $10.
<revdrjack> Yeah, let's do the NASA tour on the way out - Mars, Jupiter, the Oort Cloud. I'm gonna make 10 mile high Dobbsheads with the MWOWM and plaster this little system...
<Rabbi> No it isn't
<ChrisLi> Nully- new Invisible came out last Wednesday
<NedWreck> to who? me or craig?
<E_Strange> Brushwood is $10 per person per night
<ICEKNIFE> the loch ness monster knocked up fran drescher... good celebrity deathmatch
<P-Lil> OK, I'm gone.....
<NedWreck> saw that
<Nu_monet> I think Bruisewood will be livened up by dozens of Asian journalists looking for corpses.
<Friday-X> Bye P!
> just don't forget your membercard, or it'll be fifty thousand dollars!
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<Rabbi> NedWreck- I meant to you. Would you like to have your head shoved up Craig's ass when his own head is taking up all the available space?
<Stang> I EDITTED THE 1997 DRILL FOOTAGE! To one two hour VHS tape!
<revdrjack> I'm thinking about planet sculptures...would Uranus make a good bowl for the pipe?
<kevbob> why do asian reporters need dead bodies?
<Stang> I wish I had had more than a day to edit the damn thing... but COPIES ARE ONLY $20
<Friday-X> Saturday night would be a good time to start killing people at random - in the confusion and chaos nobody would notice
<Grogronk> Good news.
<revdrjack> Stang: selling the 1997 tape at Brushwood?
<Nu_monet> kev: It brings out the best in mini-cam journalism.
<NedWreck> giving new meaning to HeadButting
<Friday-X> Stang - 45 minutes of shower footage, right?
<Nully> Chris: You ever seen a blacklight godzilla t-shirt?
<Rabbi> Friday- Showoff.
<ChrisLi> i don;t think so
<Stang> ReJack -- yep -- been dubbing frantically and I'm bringing decks so I can KEEP dubbing! There will be copies.
<Friday-X> Rabbi - It sells.
<E_Strange> Friday...I jerk off to that shower scene....Stangs soooooo cute
<ICEKNIFE> someone will choke to death on their own vomit at the drill
<Nully> We sell them at work, but i've never seen it under the blacklight. But it's new godzilla
<NedWreck> Nully!: bought a leonard cohen cd
> Stang: who's bringing The Head, and is The Original Plaster Head going to be there?
<Grogronk> What am I?
<ChrisLi> i have a Christopher Lee t-shirt that glows in the dark
<Nully> Ned: Which one?
<Rabbi> Friday- Next time I join you and Susie in the ring with Stang, I swear.
<NedWreck> Death of a Ladies Man
<Grogronk> I know not.
<Nu_monet> "Insane Decadent Capitalist Religious Fanatics Commit Mass Destruction"
<kevbob> anyone know if e/w bear is making it to ny?
<Nully> Good one
<revdrjack> My clone will need some eye candy in between dodging the destructo-rays...
<Friday-X> Strange - This year you can pretend both ends are a pussy, with the new beard in place
<Rabbi> And I'm not a sissy wrestler, either.
<Stang> Friday, I kept the shower scene down to just the short moment when we wave to my kids!
<Nully> Ned: I own almost all of them at this point
<Nu_monet> "News at Ereven!"
<Nully> I'm a sissy wrestler
<Legume> Rabbi, if yer wrestling Stang, your a sissy wrestler
<NedWreck> It would have been,
> Ivan Stang: who's bringing The Head, and is The Original Plaster Head going to be there?
<Stang> Onan -- only Janor knows where the One True Head is. I have a GREAT giant replica which will be dynamited.
<Friday-X> Rabbi - We shall all battle for "Bob"!
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<E_Strange> Friday...good..the other end hasn't been the same since the colonectomy
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<Friday-X> Stang - The 'wave' scene? That's HORRID!
<Friday-X> Sinners keep out! This is a "Bob" neighborhood!
> when i was at philo's in 1992 HE COULDN'T FIND THE ORIGINAL DOBBSHEAD. At that moment I knew i was in the presence of an Overman.
<Rabbi> Friday- I'm all for sharing, if that's okay.
<Grogronk> What if a random element launches the Head?
<Friday-X> Rabbi - We can each wrestle one dick.
<kevbob> anyone here going to be selling the "bob" souveniers and stuff?
<Stang> Onan -- I have the original Dobbshead.
<Nully> kev: gee, ya think?
<Friday-X> Grogronk - Random Element is attending? GREAT!
<Grogronk> NO MORE "BOB"!!
> Stang: ha ha ha!
<ChrisLi> everyone will be selling something
<Nu_monet> bodies, souls
<kevbob> nully: i don't know if they are farming it out or what.
<Rabbi> Friday-OH, that's what you mean! Kinda like those Asian pornos.
<Nully> kev: Hey, whatever happened to the post-x-day therapy booth
<revdrjack> Jeeze, I can't believe I'm actually feeling a smidgen of...of regret at having to leave this place. "Bob" - hold me...
<Absent> Oh a random element WILL launch the head never you fear,....
> Ivan Stang: how much yould you sell that original Dobbshead for?
<Friday-X> Rabbi - That's the ticket.
<kevbob> anyway, bring white t-shirts, ok? i hate black t-shirts.
<Nully> Hey, does anybody know if Random and Pammy are planning on showing?
<ChrisLi> "I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography."- Homer Simpson
<Grogronk> I mean a mercenary service.
<Nully> Did they go last year?
<Legume> I'm going to be in charge of settling disputes at Brushwood
<revdrjack> Not there, "Bob" - OOOH, that's better...
<Stang> Onan -- Only Dobbs can sell THE Dobbshead.
<Friday-X> Stang will sell the White Tux off his back, the White Dobbshead Shirt off his chest, and the panties off his ass
<kevbob> nully: i'm not so sure i wanna lissen to everyone's problems, even FOR money..
<Grogronk> "WILL MAIM FOR FROP"
<Nully> kev: depends on how MUCH money
<Rabbi> Legume- All disputants are sent away with a lump of coal and a boot to the head?
<Nu_monet> kev: you wouldn't do it for ME?
<Friday-X> Rabbi - No, lump of coal embedded in their head
<kevbob> nully: sides, you were supposed to take advance appointments, how many are there? hmmmm??
> Stang: of course, I forgot: "you CAN sell your own head" - Book of Idolized Disembodied Heads, Dobbsma 34:4-5
<Rabbi> Oh- my bad.
<Friday-X> Legume - Forget the battle armor, you should fight in full Santa Claus gear!
<kevbob> monet: you gotta lot of cash?
<ChrisLi> did we ever decide if the food vending ban applied to homebrew as well?
<Grogronk> Lil' Yists Mercenary Service.
<Nully> kev: umm... no! it was a DISCOUNT for advanced appoinments. This way we'll REALLY rake in the bucks
<Legume> Nope. All diputes will be settled by combat. I'm bringing the HANDCUFFS with the 4 ft chain
<Nu_monet> kev: wrong part of town.
<kevbob> nully: that's why your the boss..
<Nully> chris: are you vending it?
<ICEKNIFE> July 6th, where will you be? IN THE DAMN WOODS, IS WHERE!!! idiots. go ahead. believe STANG. You don't see "Bob" getting involved in this shit, DO you? NO! assholes. IN THE FUCKING WOODS!
<Rabbi> Friday- We could sell THAT tape and give pink kiddies nightmares for decades.
<Friday-X> Legume - Gonna make them jump rope with it?
<Grogronk> I have no money. Can't make it to Sherman.
<ChrisLi> i'll sell beer and give it away.
<Nully> I QUIT MY JOB!!!!!!!
<Nully> PRA ME!
<Friday-X> I QUIT TOO!
<Grogronk> GOOD! NOW SLACK OFF!
<Rabbi> Legume- It sounds more exciting that punishing.
> i don't like that 'pra' stuff. 'Praise' - that's not so hard, is it/
<Grogronk> I never had a job.
<Nu_monet> I had a job, once. It hurt. I stopped.
<ICEKNIFE> I have taken your job.
<kevbob> icey: babe, honey, dearest of my heart, i will be ON FUCKING VACATION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE AND STOP FUCKING RAINING ON MY GODDAM PARADE!!!
<Stang> LEGUME -- GGG wants to know if you have any .454 automag ammo.
<revdrjack> ChrisLi: Homebrew? Giveaway?
<Absent> Onan- Fuck what you like. SALLLACK
<ICEKNIFE> suffa, beyotch!
<Grogronk> I just find money.
<ChrisLi> i'll have 7-8 cases of Quijibo Beer
<Nully> PRAISE QUIJIBO BEER
<kevbob> ice: ok. you hurt so good, anyways.
<revdrjack> Will they get upset about religious DONATIONS for beer?
<Nully> (happy, onan?)
<ICEKNIFE> you will be on vacation IN THE WOODS
<NedWreck> I'd quit my job, but since dad kicked the bucket, i'm actually macking a decent wage,
<Legume> Nope, GGG, All I got is some .45 ball ammo
<ChrisLi> that's the spirit!
<kevbob> IN THE WOODS!
<Nu_monet> Legume: hollow point?
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<Friday-X> On July 6th, let's see how much natural timber we can back into Iceknife's mouth
<E_Strange> Legume....I think I need another pound of gun powder
<Stang> Legume... "Got any .38 DICK?" -- GGG
<NedWreck> black powder?
<Grogronk> I cannot be the head of the random element... DIRECTLY.
<Nully> I'm glad Legume's in charge of settling disputes. It makes me feel better.
<Nully> Because if my stalker shows...
<ICEKNIFE> there's enuff vegetation in there already
<Stang> TASSLES??!?!? Rabbi, don't personal-message me.
<Absent> So has anybody sold the News rights to Japan yet?
<Nully> Ok, well, he's not really my stalker. But I think he would be if he could sober up long enough
<Friday-X> Nully - We can stalk your stalker, just like in "The Most Dangerous Game"!
<NedWreck> But no shoe trees
<Nully> Now he's just my Insulter
<Nu_monet> Absent: probably, along with the rights to Japan.
<Stang> GGG and Sterno will be testing the frop to make sure it's GOOD ENOUGH to take along.
<ICEKNIFE> by July 7th, someone will have SHOT STANG IN THE HEAD. watch and see.
<Nully> my Harrasser
<Rabbi> Forgive, Stang! Man, you so touchy!
<Nully> The fucking pain in my ass
<Friday-X> Iceknife - Let's hope they shoot me too.
<Legume> GGG: got some .45 long colt dick
<Friday-X> Rabbi - Delicate little man at times, ain't he?
<revdrjack> Aw, heck, shots for everyone...
<Nully> Ooooh! Let's shoot everybody!
<Nu_monet> Stang: It might be a good idea to wear kevlar. Remember who you are scribing for, here.
<kevbob> Shots on the House!
<Friday-X> Stang - Wear kevbob instead - blocks bullets.
<revdrjack> Beets the hell out of penethol Kool-Aid.
<NedWreck> I'm allergic to lead
<Stang> Friday -- HAR HAR HAR!!
<ICEKNIFE> No Friday, but YOU will be the one to kill the assassin, insuring we'll NEVER REALLY KNOW why they did it, or even WHO they really were.
<Rabbi> Friday-I just ask him if his wife can track down some pastie tassles, and he goes wacko.
<NedWreck> so, what do i do with the case of kool-aid i already bought?
> i just hope the squeeter elite doesn't show up.
<Stang> Friday, Rabbi... I have been admiring that 3d picture I have of you beautiful Ivangelical babes...
<ChrisLi> "They fought nekkid and shared their women!" - some guy on teevee
<Stang> Rabbi, you ARE going to be on my team, right?
<revdrjack> And just WHERE will Puzzling Evidence be?
<Friday-X> Ice - But can I kill the assassin by throwing myself on her and soaking up the bullet meant for Stang? And die slowly and painfully? Please, please, pretty pretty please?
<kevbob> i'm actually kinda squishy, and i think the bullets would go right through me..
<Grogronk> How old am I? Guess.
<Stang> Strange is obviously a homosexual.
<Nu_monet> I think the question is why NOT they did it?
<ICEKNIFE> It will in fact be a member of the SQUEETER ELITE, disquiesed as Lou Duchez.
<Grogronk> I never had a job...
<Rabbi> Stang- Which shot are you talking about? Clothed or not?
<Nully> Chris: Um... I don't want to spoil your delusion here, but who exactly do you think it is doing the spoiling?
<kevbob> but i would accept a piggy back ride.
<Friday-X> Bring 3-D cameras to Brushwood! They sell 15-shot ones now for $15!
<Stang> Friday, you are such a GOOD GIRL.
<Grogronk> I type slowly...
<revdrjack> A gallon of grain and some ginger ale go far to using up Kool-Aid...
<Nully> Chris: spoiling = sharing,, for some odd reason
<Absent> Stang; But he's a Hardassed homosexual, and much bigger than you
<Nu_monet> Make some kool-aide wine.
<Stang> GOOD IDEA! Gotta pick up 3D cameras.
<revdrjack> Cuts the warehouse flavour...
<ChrisLi> the Picts. that's what the teevee said.
<ICEKNIFE> time cameras and feta cheese are good
<Grogronk> Is Janor "hooked up"?
<Friday-X> Bring underwater cameras, and panoramic cameras - MANY CAMERAS.
<Friday-X> Grog - No, he's still single. You may wed him if you dare.
<kevbob> JONOR IS " HOOKED UP" BABYE, YOU BETCHA!!!!!!
<Stang> I'm actually kind of worried, Absent, about Strange buttraoping me.
<ChrisLi> Mmmmmm.... new camcorder to burn images onto...
<ICEKNIFE> the word pixie comes from the word pict. juxtapose those two images. enjoy.
<Stang> GGG: "bring anal cameras!"
<Nully> Chris: Hmmmm. I think they got it backwards. The way it SHOULD be, the way it is in THIS cult, the women divide up the men among themselves and
<revdrjack> Got my bud bringing his video camera. My last attempt at documentaries...
> pretty pretty death rays burn the earth, subgenius gets their money money worth, aliens saved the yeti race, put the humans in their place
<Grogronk> He's my idol, or at least the closest I have to one.
<Friday-X> Stang - Trust me, you won't hurt too much, you only bleed for a day or so.
* Nully spilled the beans
<Rabbi> Buttroping? Is that a Texan thing?
<Grogronk> Sounds fun.
<kevbob> hey, I RODE A MECHANICAL BULL!!!!!!
<Absent> I may YET HAVE TO DESTROY strange
* Friday-X gets out her prostate camera
<kevbob> it was fun!
<Nully> kevbob: Why?
<Absent> But only with a gun...from a DSTANCVE
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<Stang> Has anybody here visited alt.binaries.pictures.disabled-devo?
<E_Strange> No Stang..I'm not going to Bettrope you...I'm just going to fuck you up the ass
* Rabbi runs for the dental floss and hangman's noose.
<Nully> kev: you're a yankee, boy. or did you forget?
<kevbob> well, that was after we had left the "trendy" club.
> Stang: my kidney stones have apparently passed but they let me keep my implant.
<Legume> YeeHaw! A-rumpin' and a-ridin'!
<ICEKNIFE> I DO NOT LIKE YOU JACK LELANE, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN; I THINK, IN FACT, YOU ARE INSANE. I DO NOT LIKE YOU, JACK LELANE!
<kevbob> and after, ahem, he showed up...
* Friday-X hands Strange some Pine-Sol to lubricate the way
<Nu_monet> kev: thrown out, you mean.
<kevbob> and, well, the um, er, machismo started, um, flowing...
<kevbob> monet: no, i didn;t sing kareoke.
<Stang> Strange, your perversion is sickening to me. You can be cured. Seems like the Rabbi would be able to handle that...
<Nully> *your* machismo? Where did you find it?
<E_Strange> Legume...It sounds like Absent has a dispute with me.....pass over that 4' chain
<uglyking> Hello all!
<Nu_monet> kev: didn't you know the lyrics?
<Grogronk> Perversion is GOOD!
<Rabbi> The Rabbi claims no control over The Strange One.
<Friday-X> Strange - Mind if I fuck your ass while you fuck Stang's?
<Rabbi> The Rabbi is only in it for the sex.
<kevbob> monet: i came THIS close to doing devo's whip it, but chickened out.
<Friday-X> Greetings handsome King.
<revdrjack> Friday: WITH the prostrate camera, I hope...
> mind fuck if i ask you Friday?
<Grogronk> What the hell else would you be in it for?
<revdrjack> A 3D one, YEAH...
<Friday-X> Onan - No, simple reaming,
<uglyking> Friday, they had a big discussion on that on rec.arts.movies.erotica a while back...
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> when i was in the emergency room, i got to see my own bladder
<Friday-X> Ugly - On my fucking Strange in the ass with a 3-D prostate camera?
<Nu_monet> If the video doesn't turn out, just have Stang take an erotic shower for 90 minutes. Worked for Roseanne Cash.
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<Stang> Onan -- emergency room? We've all been in e.r.s lately!
<Rabbi> They had a discussion about anal cameras during buttfucking sessions?
<revdrjack> Reminds me of that "Bob the Anal Fissure" thing I saw on Zug...
<E_Strange> Stang...you know as well as I do that there is far more money in gay porn than there is in religion
<kevbob> stang's erotic shower's are only 90 mi9nutes?
<E_Strange> I'm just trying to help...now bend over
<uglyking> On the dynamics of three way gay sex, like what the guy in the middle had to do etc,
<Grogronk> MIX gay porn and religion!
<Nully> You know, X-day isn't even here and i'm ALREADY sick of hearing the name "bob"
* Friday-X lends Stang her padded stocks
<Legume> Religion is the porn of the stupid
> Ivan Stang: yep - emergency room from 7:30 am to 4 pm on solid morphine drip from kidney stones
<Stang> Strange -- sure, but keep that stuff at the location, okay? Not around me. UGH!
<Rabbi> As long as Friday and I get to watch, I'm happy.
<Nu_monet> He should just look like he enjoys it. Actually enjoying it is cheating.
<Stang> I'll admit, Strange, that you ARE a real PURTY man. But I just don't swing that way. You fag.
<kevbob> nully, i've been somewhat sick of the name bob since they gave me this nikcname.
<ICEKNIFE> anyone seen Bubba tonight?
<kevbob> nope, not since, um, a couple weeks ago.
<Rabbi> Too late, Stang. I'm finding this one a bit of a turn-on myself.
<Grogronk> Kill Bob FOREVER.
<Stang> Nully -- be ready to PUIKE CONSTANTLY at X-Day! You'll become LITERALLY SICK!
<Nu_monet> Many casualties in the end times.
<NedWreck> wll, what if your name really IS Bob?
<Nully> ice: he's still planning on showing, though
<Grogronk> In a way that he does NOT get back up.
<Nu_monet> refer to them as Robert.
<ICEKNIFE> does Strage have a fag permit? Hey ONAN, is Strange registered with Fags International?
<revdrjack> NedWreck: then the Church should be sending a check soon...
<Nully> Stang: If i am, expect me to take it out on YOUR ass
<ICEKNIFE> thanks nully
<kevbob> ooooh, i wanna see nully kick stang's ass!!!!
<E_Strange> Legume....just saw a documentary about sabotage...they blew up a car engin with 2 pounds of gun powder
<Legume> Nully would kick Stang's ass
<Friday-X> Nully, Stang - Can't we settle this in a civilized fashion? Like blood wrestling?
<Grogronk> There need to be more fags.
> ice: go see http://www.boblovesfags.org/ and find out
<ICEKNIFE> yer shitting me, right?
<ICEKNIFE> rilly? that's GREAT!
<Stang> "GO TREVOR" -- GGG
<kevbob> oh ya, subsite seemed to go down from the mci side last evening.
> 'my awful life with my lawful wife'
<uglyking> Anyway: BIG ANOUNCEMENT! As of noon today I finished my video for "Blood Lust" the OBE song. It's very sexy and I'll be entering it in the 1st Erotic Video and Film Festival for August (of course there won't be an August, but it's the thought
<Grogronk> Fags are not only necessary, they are beautiful.
<Nu_monet> Stang: you gonna do the FBI bounce?
> GGG: I'll have the car ready in a moment, sir
<Stang> Every time a fag comes in another fag's ass, somewhere a fetus being conceived by a straight couple, turns into a SubGenius.
* Friday-X hands GGG the Frop, motor oil and silicone lubricant
<uglyking> Stang, what about if a fag comes on another fags face, would that also work?
<E_Strange> See that Stang....I could help you make quota...now bend over
<Rabbi> Must sleep now. See most of you in a few days. Stang, you realize you get Strange to yourself for a couple days beforeI show up. Be gentle.
<Legume> Stang is the Father of the SubGenius Race
<Nully> Stang: And every time two lesbians come together, somewhere a straight guy gets off thinking about it
<kevbob> stang, doing the work of the people...
<Friday-X> Ugly - No, then the kid is born looking like Stang! Most of them grow out of it.
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<kevbob> nully, REALLY doing the work of the pwople!
<Grogronk> No he isn't!
<Friday-X> Bye Rabbi
<RevLoki> Well daaammn
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<Stang> RABBI! NO! You're letting Strange out on his own?
* RevLoki looks around with hazy eyes
<Grogronk> Stang is a wimpy bastard!
<kevbob> grog: what up g?
<Grogronk> No offence.
<Friday-X> Strange - I'll hold Stang down while you rape him, then let's trade!
<uglyking> Maybe If the fag comes in the ass of another fag we get a Holocaustical and if he comes on the face of another fag we get a Ivangelical?
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<Absent> Stang: Did you leave with Jeezer? I was just wondering where you are accesing the4 net from.
<Nully> Ok, but the question then becomes: What happens if Nolan Voyde comes?
<kevbob> stang's, like, my dad. he picked me up from the cradle, to "save me" and "teach me" his ways. without him, i would have to have grown up in that oppressive upperclass family and eaten three meals a day, lay off, ok?
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<E_Strange> Friday.....You hold me down and Stang rapes me? OK
<NedWreck> he washes his hands?
<uglyking> We get Suzi the Flozie going!
> kevbob: you're thinking of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, actually.
<kevbob> onan: doh'd!
<Nully> Friday: Let me know if you need any help with these boys. Not that i doubt your ability at all...
<Friday-X> Strange - Just be sure that Stang hits me REALLY HARD while he's raping me. It's what I like best.
<Legume> Duh. An Ivangelical is created when a straight couple concieves a fag fetus and then a Bi guy comes in the pussy of the mother
<Stang> Absent -- I'm leaving Dallas in the morning. Jesus left yesterday with His family. No one else wants to be stuck in the car with the KID.
> "Kevbob... I am your father" - Dobbs
<Nully> kev: you know, that almost makes sense
<kevbob> i WAS adopted. hmmmmm...
<revdrjack> "Search your wallet, you know it's true!"
<Friday-X> Nully - I'd love a helping hand, or fist, or whatever.
<Nu_monet> NEXT TIME WE MEET, IT SHALL BE ON THE SHIPS. IF NOT IN THIS LIFE, THEN IN THE NEXT. GOODBYE.
<uglyking> Legume. D'huh! It's so simple when it's all explained!
<Friday-X> Bye Monet.
<Nully> I mean, of all the people "Bob" would leave you in the care of...
* Nully gets out the GIANT jar of crisco
<kevbob> hey, this blockbuster membership card, if you pick out certain letters, it DOES say SO!!! wow!
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<Stang> How about if Friday, Nully, Susie the Floozie, the Rabbi and P-Lil all SAVE MY ASS FROM STRANGE'S RAMPAGING PECKER?!?!?
> any clue as to weather in brushwood right now?
<Friday-X> Stang - What do we get as a reward?
<Friday-X> Onan - Check the Erie PA or Buffalo NY weather.
<Stang> If I don't see ya no more in this world, I'll meet you on the next one, and don't be late.
<kevbob> friday: when people protect wimps from bullies,they get adulation!
<ICEKNIFE> giant dinosaurs jump outta yer butt and sing you a peppy swing number from yesteryear
<Friday-X> Swing? Great!
<Stang> Onan -- it's usually cold at night, rainy in the morning, and real nice in the afternoon.
<kevbob> barney will jump out of fridays ASS!!!!!
<Stang> GGG says he volunteers to geld Strange.
<Grogronk> Barney? Purple? KILLLLLLLL!
<Friday-X> Barney will be SHOT out of Friday's ass by her powerful musculature, and will knock a CIA spy satellite out of Low Earth Orbit
<revdrjack> "I love you, you kill me, "Bob" sells souls to save SubG..."
* Friday-X hands GGG a sterile straight razor and some thread - and a feather.
> i read a story once where a person's "safe word" was "MAGIC BARNEY" - had some kind of humiliation value.
<kevbob> i WOULD pay to see that. can you make an animation of it?
<Grogronk> Enough song!
<ICEKNIFE> i can fart a stegosaurus after eating mongolian beef. it's a gift.
<Stang> Friday, GGG was just overwhelmed by your loquaciousness!
<ChrisLi> my safe word is escalators
<Friday-X> Stang - Tell someone else I am bringing the OBSCENE MATERIAL she requested
<kevbob> and you didn;t return it for a tie?
<ICEKNIFE> ONAN THAT IS FUCKING SICK!
<Stang> "When Friday shoots Barney out of her ass..." sounds like lyrics to a song.
<Friday-X> Stang - Tell GGG that he's my inspiration
<Stang> Friday -- how 'bot your perspiration? --ggg
<kevbob> n fact,i would also pay to see friday sing "did i ever tell you your my hero" to GGG.
<Grogronk> Do I really exist?
> When Friday shoots a Barney out of her ass, go ask Alice, when she's foxy fine
> grog: NO
<Friday-X> GGG - Should I sell you a few bottles? IRC always makes me sweat.
<Nully> kev: how much?
<Stang> Onan -- what's a "safe word"?
<kevbob> um, 5 dollah?
<ICEKNIFE> s&m lore 101
<E_Strange> Stang...you mean like he did you...man only does half a job for christ's sake
<Friday-X> Kevbob - Give me a lyric sheet and some $$$
<Stang> GGG will meet you with his tanker truck and you can sell your sweat to the Bobbies.
<kevbob> friday, i will give you five dollars, but have no lyric sheet.
<Grogronk> I am new.
<Friday-X> I'd rather sing "Unforgettable" to Stang
<Friday-X> Kevbob - What's the title of the song again? Is it "Wind Beneath My Wings"?
<ICEKNIFE> Stang, your "safe" word is how Legume knows to stop jammin boiled egges up yer butt.
<ICEKNIFE> aigs. yes.
<ICEKNIFE> just so.
<kevbob> fri, i think so..
<Legume> I want to sing "Moon Pants" to Stang. I know what he likes.
<Friday-X> Stang - You remember, I told you to scream "red light" if my fist went in too deep and I'd stop. 'Red Light' was your safe word.
<kevbob> fri, just remind me to pay, and if you do it, do it on stage.
<Stang> FRIDAY!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!
<Nully> Friday: You made it too complicated. Just the color, usually. They get too confused when they have more than one word to remember!
<Grogronk> Oh! SAFE WORD!
<Friday-X> Kevbob - I will.
<ICEKNIFE> feh... Drs f/Bob doing "I KNOW WHAT STANG LIKES"? please, no... nooooo
> in two weeks the Jerry Springer show is "I Didn't Send in my Money to Dobbs But My Girlfriend Did!"
<kevbob> i went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago. the song for the bride and groom's dance was the titanic theme song.
<Grogronk> Now I remember!
<E_Strange> Stang...12" Green Light
<Friday-X> Stang - In public you can scream all the safe words you want and I won't stop - makes for better video that way.
<kevbob> i thought that was ironic, since he's 27, has kids, and she's 15 and pregnant.
<Absent> All that frop makes you lose your safe word
<NedWreck> kev: blewaurgghthghh!
<revdrjack> Belated weather report for Erie, PA - Friday: Mostly sunny, Low in low 60's, High in low 80's
<kevbob> i love tennessee.
<ICEKNIFE> Onan, didja tell stinky wut a safe word is?
<kevbob> and now they live with her mom.
<Grogronk> NedWreck! Just got it!
<NedWreck> fekkin hot 'n humid here
<kevbob> and we all are pretty sure her mom and him are doin the nasty..
> post x-day weather: lows in the low minus 170s, highs in the mid 400s
<NedWreck> got what?
<Stang> Friday got high? On some Low Eighties? I'm shocked! I thought she was straight edge!
<kevbob> and she's already run away from him in fear.
<Stang> Sunday: Volcanoes, earthquakes, hail the size of dinosaurs.
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<Friday-X> Stang - Must have been another Friday.
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<revdrjack> Stang: No, just sultry
<E_Strange> I'm outta here...Brushwood ETA 9 PM Monday....Beds Available at the Morrison Hotel....$10 a night
<revdrjack> I goota go, it's too sultry in here
<Absent> Hrrm. No Sakamoto, and no email respose for days . Anyone got news?
<Friday-X> Bye Strange, bye Jack
<Friday-X> If we can't roast the pig let's cook Stang!
<Stang> Strange, of course you owe the Foundation half that rent money.
<Legume> See ya, Edward!
<revdrjack> Bye, all - see you in 5...
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<ChrisLi> Sakamoto is on my couch.
<ICEKNIFE> let's fuck and barbeque Mary Tyler Moore. She can turn the world on with her smile!
<Legume> Write me a check, Strange,I'll make sure Dobbs gets it
<kevbob> licking toads?
<Absent> How baad are the dog rules, Really? I am not taking one but I know someone whats gonna try
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<Stang> Chris Li -- that's nothing, GGG is in Kandle's BED!
<NedWreck> i leave wednesday w/ MDisaster
<ChrisLi> yeah, but no one asked about GGG
<Nully> Hey Chris. Did you ever get your hostage situation cleared up?
> NO DOGS NO NORMALS
<Absent> ChrisLi- Say hello for me, Wondering if all's well.
<ChrisLi> cause no one cares.
<Grogronk> Why no dogs?
<ChrisLi> no, the hostage situation is still unresolved.
<NedWreck> my dog's abnormal, kin i bring him?
<Grogronk> I LIKE dogs.
<Friday-X> Absent - if they MUST bring a dog, they MUST police it - keep it leashed, clean up its dumps - or they'll be kicked out.
<Nully> Chris: hmmm. Are the ear's still intact?
<ChrisLi> Siouxsie says "hi beejums"
<Legume> I thought it was NO PETS
<Grogronk> What if WE make a mess?
> NO DOGS NO DOGS NO DOGS
<Nully> Absent!! I didn't see you here
<ChrisLi> Nully, yeah, i didn't carve up the monkey
<Absent> Friday- Thanks, They're good about that. I'll tell 'em to bring the Poop Scoop.
<Grogronk> I thought you meant in sex.
<Nully> Chris: you've got a soft heart, man.
<Legume> Last year Rev Yukon Jack freaked out because of dogs there.
<Friday-X> The rules are NO PETS, but you know some SubAsshole is going to insist on bringing in their beloved wallaby or human or something
<ICEKNIFE> YOU LYING FUCK!!! PEOPLE DO NOT SAY THINGS! YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE! AAAHHHHH! INSANE!
<ChrisLi> yeah well, i want to boink her, so it wouldn't help carving up her stuffed animals
<Absent> Nully: I SAID Are you ready for the Poit? earlier?
<Stang> We'll COOK and SERVE any dogs...
<kevbob> carving stuffed animals = no boinking. got it.
<Friday-X> Dogs with Winking Lizard Sauce
<Nully> Asent: I, well, i'll be honest. I didn't notice
<Legume> Pig Roast...riiiiiiight.
<ICEKNIFE> a cookbook.... "To Serve "Bob" "
<Stang> Friday, someone else is excited about your sex devices or whatever the fuck you're talking about. By the way I liked the nipple rouge.
<Nully> Absent: And yes, I can't wait! Are you going to be able to make a tape for me?
<NedWreck> poor Eric, left here, all alone. boo hoo hoo (snif)
<Grogronk> What if I have a hulking monster for a pet?
<Friday-X> Stang - I thought the rouge would look lovely on either of you. The sex toy doubles as a musical instrument - great subharmonics.
<Grogronk> I mean several stories tall.
<Grogronk> With big claws.
<Stang> I must now go PACK the HORRIBLE VAN!
<Stang> GOOD BYE UNTIL BRUSHWOOD!
<NedWreck> they make phones outta souse?!?
<Nully> Did I mention I quit my job?
<Friday-X> Bye Stang, should I call or let you work?
<kevbob> drive safe, oh stang'ed one.
> STANG: drive safe & see y'all soon!
<Friday-X> See you soon O Bearded One
<NedWreck> yes, you did, wtg!
<Grogronk> Would it be okay if I steered him by his ears?
<ICEKNIFE> See you soon, Stinky!
<Stang> Friday yeah, but it'll have to be a quickie -- well, like usual. Heh heh.
<Friday-X> Stang - OK, real soon now.
<Grogronk> Stang, answer me.
<Stang> Craig -- yeah, I'kll have VCR and TV.
<Friday-X> Grog - Steer the beast on which we feast.
<Absent> ICEKNIFE; you going to be there?
<Grogronk> Must I say it in the open?
<ICEKNIFE> Of course. someone's gotta rob the corpses
<Absent> CRAIG! hey man, what's up?
<Friday-X> Must I say it while eloping>
<Grogronk> You wouldn't like to try to kill him.
<Absent> ICe- Groovy man. I'll save some for ye.
<Friday-X> Bye all, I go to pack, craft and whatnot.
<kevbob> generally, i've found, that when people have no fucking cluse what your talking about, it helps to enunciate.
<Grogronk> No dogs? I say MIGHT MAKES RIGHT!
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<Friday-X> Bye Legume, we'll shed blood soom
<kevbob> security guard says: bedtime for bonzo.
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<Nully> Grogronk: I say shut the fuck up!
<uglyking> Absent, I've had an epiffony. We should beat up the ivans and the holos so that Janor can launch the head!
<kevbob> i thought janor was a box?
<NedWreck> I'm up for that!
<kevbob> or is it in a box?
<Legume> Oh, GOOD idea craig.
<ChrisLi> i thought Janor was a hoax
<kevbob> ya, that too.
<ICEKNIFE> Gosh Nully, what troubles you so? It seems you have a bit of an issue here. Care to discuss it? Need a group hug? Kumbaya, babe, kumbaya!
> the janor that can be known is not the true janor
<uglyking> Then we can free charlie!
<NedWreck> the tuna?
<Grogronk> That's why I like him.
> charley manson will be there but squeeky won't
<Grogronk> Charlie Tuna?
<ICEKNIFE> FREE NELSON MANDELA, YOU LAZY BITCHES!
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<kevbob> howzabout lenny?
<ICEKNIFE> GO! Do it NOW! I'll wait here for you. GO!
<kevbob> you see PCU too icey?
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<Nully> ICE: Tomorrow is my last day of work. Life is peachy keen
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<kevbob> it was on fix today.
<kevbob> fox, rather.
<kevbob> i love that movie. it makes me laugh.
<Nully> Fix Fox!
<ICEKNIFE> nully, why do you think bubba will be here later?
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<uglyking> Maybe Nully has PWS (post work sydrome)
<Nully> Ice: Oh, you misunderstood. I didn't mean he'll be HERE, i meant he'll be at X-DAY
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<Grogronk> For me, this is work.
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* Nully has Righteous Bitch syndrome
<Legume> Craig, what's your big announcement about Celibacy?
<ICEKNIFE> big help
<kevbob> work harder. not smarter.
<Nully> Ice: sorry about that
<Grogronk> Damn crooked!
> legume: got it, now to view...
<uglyking> Okay Legume, to repeat myself: BIG ANOUNCEMENT! As of noon today I finished my video for "Blood Lust" the OBE song. It's very sexy and I'll be entering it in the 1st Erotic Video and Film Festival for August (of course there won't be an Augus
t, but it's the thought that counts).
<ICEKNIFE> craig is no longer going to practice celibacy... now he's ready to PERFORM celibacy. The long practice is OVER.
<kevbob> practice makes perfect.
<Legume> What the fuck does that have to do with celibacy?
<kevbob> craigers, wassa OBE song?
<Grogronk> Stang, you are at the head of a huge conspiracy!
<uglyking> kevbob Out Band Experience!!!!
<Grogronk> Making us just another part of Them!
<NedWreck> Stang has left the building
<kevbob> whats that?
> legume: that's purdy, just like i remember it.
<kevbob> do they suck?
<Grogronk> He has?
<uglyking> Legume, what does anything have to do with anything?
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<Legume> Craig, you musta missed Seame Street
<Grogronk> Damn, now I'll have to harrass Legumee.
<kevbob> bim salah bim!
<uglyking> Kevbobbie, hang your fucking head in shame!
* kevbob puts his tail between hi legs.
<kevbob> so, do they suck?
<ICEKNIFE> JAMES JONES
<NedWreck> whose legs?
<ICEKNIFE> WHICH SIDE OF THE TRAGIC CITY DO YOU LIVE IN?
<kevbob> who are they craig??????
<Nully> TOM JONES
<Nully> TOM WAITS
<uglyking> Go immediately to Bill T. Miller's web site and behold the glory that you are as of now still ignorant of.
<kevbob> oh, them.
<kevbob> he's gonna perform at xday, right?
<Nully> Tom waits for Tom Jones
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<ICEKNIFE> JAMES JONES< YOU HAVE ANSWERED CORRECTLY, AND ARE FORGIVEN FOR LIVING IN BUMINGHAM.
<kevbob> icey, tell me all about me!!
<uglyking> Kevbob, you bet your bob.
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<Aladar> Thanks, I already have Nazis and some wierd Norse people after me, my "people who want me to feel pain" card is full for this evening.
<kevbob> i'm not a betting man, but i;ll take that bet.
> all of this will be on alt.slack in seconds. for now, goodbye UNTIL X-DAY
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