Relatives Get on the Saucers IF...

Date: Fri, 12 Jun 1998 00:33:40 -0400
From: "Michael Turyn" <>

Yup...your dog better send in that membership _soon_.

However, Br. Cleve, years ago, mentioned ONE loophole: "When the Xists come, you can ride on my pole."

That's right, any unsaved persons with whom you are engaged in sexual congress at 7:00 a.m. _might_ make it, as long as the impaling member in question is uhh STOUT enough to take the tranceDIEmensional stresses. Maybe just Cleve can take it, but I know *I*'m going to wake up my over-sceptical wife a little early.....

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