GG Gordon's Vodka Requirements

GG Gordon to Attend X-Day Ceremonies

From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)

In article <3563a8a8.24152200@news.io.com>, gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon) wrote:

> Yes, I WILL be there, and man oh man are you all going to regret it
>if you don't pass inspection and weapons proficiency screening.
>Be advised this is NO BULLSHIT...YOU WILL BE IN SHAPE..
>AND YOU BETTER BRING ALL THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT, AND LOTS OF QUALITY
>VODKA!!!! (None of that domestic swill mind you!) Legume and I will be
>kicking arses and taking names, and Stang has made me guardian of the
>boarding passes...so be advised, be forwarned and be prepared!!!!

So nice you could make it, dear GGG. We'll pre-warm a diaper for you - I
know you hate them cold.

- Friday-Whiday

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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

I hope you people have some INKLING of what this entails. This is the man
who taught "Stone Cold" Steve Austin "320" how to BREATHE. This is the man
who KILLED DOBBS THRICE at the Victoria Theater before Wellman could even
get a bead. This is the MOST foul-tempered of ALL the Original Apostles...
this man makes Palmer Vreedeez and Mighty Nenslo look like MEWLING BABES OF
WHINE by comparison.I, Stang, with all my SKYROCKETING DISFUNCTIONS, am
like a PLACID LAKE of PURE UNRIPPLED SLACK by comparison.

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From: gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon)

On Fri, 22 May 1998 14:26:03 GMT, saint@prairienet.org wrote:
>
> Any preferrence for vodka? Email me beforehand & I'll make sure
> I bring some along.
>
> BTW, LEGUME! YOU GONNA DRINK JAGER WITH US AGAIN, OR ARE YOU GONNA
> PUSSY OUT AGAIN LIKE LAST YEAR?
>
> -st. andreux
>

I like Zubrowna, Monopolowa, Moskoskavaya, Keitel, and all kinds of
akavit! Gordon's Gin, naturally followed by Bombay gin! YOU IVE ME ANY
OF THAT SWEET SHIT AND I'LLHAND YOU YER FEWKIN' HEAD!!

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