HUMAN RANCHING -- Another GoodNet SubGenius With A Good Idea

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> A small group of "like mind" are investing in a large HUMAN
> ranch near Hermosille, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather
> small, with about one million HUMANS. Each female HUMAN averages about
> 1 child each year; skins can be sold for about 20 dollars
> for the white ones and up to 40 dollars for the black. This
> will give us a hundred HUMAN skins per year to sell at an average
> price of around 32 dollars, making our revenues about $3 million a
> year. This really averages out to $10 thousand a day - excluding
> Sundays and holidays.
> A good Mexican can skin about 50 NEGROES per day at a
> wage of $3.15 a day. It will only take 663 Mexicans to operate the ranch
> so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day.
> Now, the HUMANS will be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply
> many times faster than HUMANS. We will start a rat ranch
> adjacent to our cat farm. If we start with a million rats, we will
> have four rats per HUMAN each day. The rats will be fed on the
> carcasses of the HUMANS that we skin. This will give each rat a
> quarter of a HUMAN. You can see by this that this business is a
> clean operation -- self-supporting and really automatic
> throughout. The HUMANS will eat the rats and the rats will eat
> the HUMANS and we will get the skins.
> Let me know if you are interested; as you can imagine, I am
> rather particular who I want to get into this, and want the fewest
> investors possible.
> DON'T WAIT ON THIS!! Let me hear from you at your earliest
> opportunity?
> Sincerely,

J. Mengele

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