From: DrLegume <>
Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 18:28:05 -0700
Organization: The Church of Bill Patty

The days until Xday are few in number and getting fewer FAST. NOW is the time for those of you who can afford it to consider PRE-REGISTERING for the Xday Gathering at Brushwood. By PRE-REGISTERING, you will be able to avoid waiting in the long line when you arrive. MORE IMPORTANTLY, the money that you send ahead of time will allow the Foundation to purchase much needed supplies, such as props and equipment needed to make sure that everyone has the best time possible. We all know that Stang and Jesus just put out a fat chunk of cash to have the new Stark Fist printed, and with Xday rolling up like a jail on wheels, money is going to be tight.

That's where YOU come in. If you're planning on attending the X-Day Gathering of the Flock at Brushwood, you will be putting out the same amount of cash then as you would NOW if you pre-register. But if we can get enough of you to send your pre-registration fee, it will ensure that we will be able to take care of all of the incidental expenditures that crop up when organizing a festival of this magnitude.

The last two Xday Drills were really fucking great, as anyone who was there can tell you. This year WE HAVE TO TOP THAT. We're talking JANOR HYPERCLEATS, G.GORDON GORDON, and POPE DAVID MEYER (whose slack-fired preaching makes me seem like a stuttering Girl Scout by comparison). Friday Jones will be there infecting everyone with that weird green aura of hers. Susie the Floozie will be there. We want this event to cause the very essence of Slack to rain from the sky! We want these, OUR LAST FUCKING DAYS ON EARTH, to be the BIGGEST FUCKING GUT-BLOWOUT HOEDOWN OF THE DAMNED the Earth has EVER KNOWN!!!

Help us do this, Kindred.


Call Jesus at 1-888-669-2323
or email him at
or just send your pre-registration fee to:

Xday Pre-Registration
P.O. Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214
Dr.K'taden Legume

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