Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 13:57:10 -0800
Here at the World Famous Kooks Museum the line indicating need and the
line indicating desire are just about to CRASH INTO EACH OTHER, meaning
specifically that if Nenslo doesn't manage to pay some of the Real Life
BILLS there is NO WAY he will be able to traipe across the continent
this July - WHICH WOULD BE A DAMN SHAME considering the heaps of Shoddy
Merchandise I am accumulating here; BEAUTIFUL handpainted DOBBSHEAD
PAINTINGS, Plaster figurines of MIGHTY NENSLO in his eerie MASTER
CONTROL costume (as depicted on the not-available-by-internet
ASTONISHING COLLECTABLE END-O-TH'-WORLD POSTER purchased by so many wise
and lucky souls at recent NWDevivals), even MAH GAWD! hand-tooled
What can you do about it? SIMPLE!! BUY NOW AND SAVE!! Save MY ASS,
specifically. HOW, YOU MAY ASK? Here's how, I may answer!
Buy any one of the original artworks displayed at
OR! for the economy minded, buy a handpainted 9"x12" copy of any
original artwork displayed there - EVEN THE WORKS OF COMPUTERIZED
ORIGIN! for only $100!!
OR! BUY NOW your meticulously hand-painted 9"x12" DOBBSHEAD PAINTING
for only $50!! NOT AN UGLY MESS like those sold by other subdeenies,
but a work which reflects the DECADES OF MISERY AND SUFFERING I have
undergone to learn the finest in artistic technique!! Larger or smaller
sizes available for correspondingly larger or smaller prices!
Inquiries please write firstname.lastname@example.org for your chance to buy into
the dream of a SUPERIOR dreamer, to help sponsor the wastage of a
FIRST-CLASS WASTREL, to get your own PERSONAL NENSLO AT X-DAY.
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