Date: Sun, 24 May 1998 19:01:15 -0400
My best sources say ritual Xist Hummers will be performed for true slackful
Dobbs-Types on July 5th, 1998. Bobbies need not apply. The
XistJizzReceptacles will spit out the chum into Alien DNA Vats on the One
True Saucer, most likely in order to create some kind of clone.
SubGenius Female Types need not worry - Iff'n You Want Xist Cock, You Shall
Have It. And Iff'n You Don't - Then Don't Worry About It. You Can Have It
Either Way. However, everyone should know by now that any Male, SubGenius
or not will Give Up The Chum to Xist Alien Spunk Extractors.
They Just Can't Help It.
p.s. my best source is NOT the fake "Stang"
it is the TRUE "Philo"
Horrible Music Alert
http://www.corpses.com/sounds.htm
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <3568a6a4.0@news1.ibm.net>, "Lafe" <lafe@dot.com> wrote:
> However, everyone should know by now that any Male, SubGenius
> or not will Give Up The Chum to Xist Alien Spunk Extractors.
>
And most Holocaustals will give it up to a mule's nose!
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MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
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