On 11 Mar 1998 22:20:50 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
<demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:
>
>
>I followed a link from a Discordia page to a page of the SubGenius, and I
>must say that I was deeply disturbed. Something was wrong with it and I had
>to press the holy back button (not to be confused with a Mao Button) to
>escape it's foul teachings.
>
>What's the difference between us and them? For me the SubGenius seems
>evil....
>
The Subgenius are like our younger brothers who like to pull the beaks
off squids. Not that it will really matter after X-day.
Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Director, Microsoft Ontological Warfare Dept.
Silly Walks Division
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
Oh no, I don't like to pull off the beak. But it's the beak or your
privates - one has GOT to go. And the beak does grow back.
- Friday Jones
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April 23rd, 1998 - Middle East Restaurant, Cambridge MA
Stang/Legume/Meyer/B T M KOS/Bro.Duncan/Rev.DK Jones/MORE!
9:30 PM - 1:30 AM, Door Opens at 9, 18+, $10 admission
http://www.tiac.net/users/fjones/xdayfiles.html
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <35076bc6.3105265@news.cc.ucf.edu>, Madog@bobo.the.chimp (Madog) wrote:
>On 11 Mar 1998 22:20:50 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
><demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:
>
>>What's the difference between us and them? For me the SubGenius seems
>>evil....
>>
>The Subgenius are like our younger brothers who like to pull the beaks
>off squids. Not that it will really matter after X-day.
We only pull the beaks off to be MERCIFUL. They grow back if you massage the
squid right. And these aren't any old squid, but Prairie Squid--the kind
"boys" like! "Girls" too!
The real difference between SubGenii and Discordians is WE GET LAID.
P-Lil
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From: Madog@bobo.the.chimp (Madog)
Ha! Good point. Out of all the Discordians I know, the only one who
gets laid is me! Of course, it is by a pink....
Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Director, Microsoft Ontological Warfare Dept.
Silly Walks Division
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From: axel@SPAMXverinet.com (axel heyst)
I was gonna say that the Discordians remind me of the weirdos in
alt.fan.art-bell, and I mean the weirdos who are AGAINST Art Bell. They
(the a.f.a-b folk) also spend some time in alt.radio.talk.dr-laura and I've
also seen references to Discordians there as well. They all seem to have a
nasty streak of humanity that I find disconcerting, along with no sense of
humor, whereas you Subgenii have balls that CLANG, and are often humorous
while a-clangin'.
Welp, looks like I'm gonna get drunk and have sex, which ain't all that
unusual, but tonight looks like there's gonna be someone else here with me!
Wahoo!
Update: The Seaweed cover of "Go Your Own Way" is on the soundtrack from
"Clerks," and apparently The Cranberries have one too, but the smell was
getting to me in the store and besides I thought that Cranberries chick was
dead or anorexic or both.
axel heyst
________________likes Kimono(TM) brand________________
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
In article <6ebnno$1c5@enews3.newsguy.com>,
mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
wrote:
>
>The real difference between SubGenii and Discordians is WE GET LAID.
That is the most succinct statement defining the difference between these
two groups that I have ever seen. Thank you Lilith!
- IrReverend Friday Jones
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From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Max Sendq)
The real difference between SubGenii and
Discordians is that SubGenii are "Doctor
Who" fans and Discordians are "Star
Trek" fans.
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"Sister system, give me my leg back, will you? I've only been given
light-red fennels; hope you'll sob into a sunflower" - Lars Hollmer
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From: e/wbear@hybernation.con (e/w bear)
In article <6ebnno$1c5@enews3.newsguy.com>,
mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
wrote:
>
> The real difference between SubGenii and Discordians is WE GET LAID.
>
>
> P-Lil
>>>--->
Hehe... so, I guess that makes me a SubGenius then, right? Whew...for a
moment there I thought I might be one of those Disorderlies, or whatever
they're called. Or do my Wives and Mistresses have to be Subgenii too?
ARRRRGGGH!!!! another "doctrinal point".... I just can't seem to avoid
controversy these days. Sorry:)...OPPS.. GRRRRRRR!!!!...there I go being
"pink" again.... I'm pretty sure <note the vacilation> that being
SubGenius" means never having to say you're sorry. (got that from the
movie Love Story. Blew a chance at getting laid when I saw that film...
laughed so hard at the end that the girl I was with got pissed and never
saw me again). Sigh... maybe I am a disorderly after all... should have
just grabbed her ass right there in the theatre and made her like it.
Probably would have changed my whole life:)
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What is the sound of one cow mooing?
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From: Felix The Cat <felixxx@goodnet.com>
> >>The real difference between SubGenii and Discordians is
One is pseudoSerious and one is not.
One originated from Dada Art and one originated from the Surrrrrreal Art
movement.
One is a purely do it yourself Modern Industrial Cybernetic Religion, the other
is an impurely undoit yourself Ancient Industrial Cybernetic Religion.
The symbol of one is a watch with a dagger in it. The symbol of the other is a
watch with eight bullets shooting out of it.
One attracts kooks like me. The other attracts kooks like me.
One is blue and the other is red. One is true. One is false.
One is white and the other is Yin.
One uses satire, sarcasm, and irony constructively. The other uses satire,
sarcasm, and irony destructively.
One is JHVH the other is ERIS.
One is X-ist, the other Illuminati.
Shit I'm confused.
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From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
Look in the mirror. That image is your reflection. The image that is not
your reflection is the real you.
I can prove this.
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From: Madog@bobo.the.chimp (Madog)
On Sun, 15 Mar 1998 08:04:43 GMT, e/wbear@hybernation.con (e/w bear)
wrote:
>. I'm pretty sure <note the vacilation> that being
>SubGenius" means never having to say you're sorry.
>------------------------------------
No, thats what being a Discordian means.
>What is the sound of one cow mooing?
No-Thing. It says so right in the Principia Discordia.
Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Director, Microsoft Ontological Warfare Dept.
Silly Walks Division
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
Well if it says it in the P.D. we MUST believe, right?
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From: jimvan@NOSPAMgate.net (Jim Vandewalker)
On Mon, 16 Mar 1998 05:19:16 GMT, UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
wrote:
>Look in the mirror. That image is your reflection. The image that is not
>your reflection is the real you.
>
>I can prove this.
>
No you can't. When YOU look in the mirror you see YOU, but when I look
EVEN IN THE VERY SAME MIRROR, I see ME. And even when I look in a DIFFERENT
MIRROR I still see ME. Except sometimes I can see THEM looking at me around
the edges. This is easier to see if you stand between two mirrors and tilt
one very slightly at an angle. This lets you see a WHOLE BUNCH of mirrors,
and you can frequently see THEM about seven or eight mirrors deep. The
trouble is your (that is MY) head keeps getting in the way. If I were to
cut off my (that is YOUR) head I could see DIRECTLY into the mirrors.
That's what the voices say, anyway.
---
Jim the Prophet
Licensed SubGenius Preacher
jimvan@gate.net
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From: Rev Chuck <cdu.b@erolls.com>
The difference between the SubGeniuses and the pure Discordians is that
come July 5, _someone_ here will be left holding the bag, and it won't
be anyone named Mothersbaugh, Stang, or Presley.
The ULC'ers, however, will be the ones holding the rifles...
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From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Max Sendq)
Thus spake IrRev. Friday Jones:
>Well if it says it in the P.D. we MUST believe, right?
No, we must REPEAT. What is the law again? I forget.
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
> Thus spake Popess Lilith von Fraumench:
>
> >The real difference between SubGenii and Discordians is WE GET LAID.
>
I'm with P-Lil all the way on this one. Well, maybe not "all the way," THAT
way, but you know what I mean. Second base, sure. (That's not adultery.)
P-lil's tits grew considerably between when Jesus laid Hands on her in
Portland and when she got up on stage the next night in Seattle. HUBBA
HUBBA!!!
Rather than ragging on the Discordians because so many of them tend to
be... well... you know... I think we should concentrate on sharing their
few women between us, TEACHING them, and helping them along Slack-wise, not
by putting them down wholesale. Remember that a few of the most devout,
humble SubGeniuses of today were FOUNDERS of the Discordian religion in
days of yore, authors and publishers of the very Principia. We owe much to
those who sacrificed their dignity and common sense for this early
experiment of Dobbs' -- a crucial step along the tortuous path of designing
the PERFECT religion. It was not SO long ago that SubGenius devivals were
merely collections of giggling SCA fat boys instead of the 5-sexes mass
orgies we currently enjoy. (HEH HEH, "JUST KIDDING, OFFICERS!!! IT'S JUST A
SATIRE ON WEIRD CULTS!")
Also, Steve Jackson and I just finished BUSTING ASS on the INWO/SubGenius
game, and it is truly a GREAT SubGenius/Discordian collaboration (starring
the Whizzes of alt.binaries.slack), so I want the Discordians to buy the
game too.
--
Copyright 1998 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <350C2810.5CF2C5E0@goodnet.com>, Felix The Cat
<felixxx@goodnet.com> wrote:
>
> One is JHVH the other is ERIS.
>
> One is X-ist, the other Illuminati.
>
> Shit I'm confused.
>
PARANOIA Magazine should help you out. They're the only ones who have
stumbled upon the TRUE truth about BOTH, and dared to print it. An issue
last year about the Illuminati, the Church, Pope Bob, etc... I'm pretty
sure they figured it out ACCIDENTALLY, but figure it out they did.
--
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From: Timothy Sutter <tsutter@geocities.com>
Nobody will miss you when you're gone.
Bring on X-day and get the fuck on outa here.
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From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
Timothy Sutter wrote:
}Nobody will miss you when you're gone.
}Bring on X-day and get the fuck on outa here.
Our clones will haunt you. They have no sense of humor.
They might even like you.
They're dumbasses.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: Timothy Sutter <tsutter@geocities.com>
Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
>
> They might even like you.
>
> They're dumbasses.
just what I'm in the market for;
a bogus copy of a bogus copy of a bogus copy of a
bogus copy of a bootleg of an original./
--
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/2307/
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From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
We see you, timmy.
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <friday-ya02408000R1403980841560001@news.tiac.net>, friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones) wrote:
>In article <6ebnno$1c5@enews3.newsguy.com>,
>mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
>wrote:
>
>>The real difference between SubGenii and Discordians is WE GET LAID.
>
>That is the most succinct statement defining the difference between these
>two groups that I have ever seen. Thank you Lilith!
Uh thenk yoo, en uh thenk yoo. By the way, I really liked that crate of rubber
"pussy panties" you sent me. Got here just in time for the devival, too.
There's nothing as inspiring as an audience of people wearing those pussy
panties on their head, especially if you're up on stage and have several dicks
to deal with.
P-Lil
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <351ffa96.7929467@news.newsguy.com>, twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Max Sendq) wrote:
>
>The real difference between SubGenii and
>Discordians is that SubGenii are "Doctor
>Who" fans and Discordians are "Star
>Trek" fans.
I once had a mouth-breathing Dr. Who fan follow me around like she had a dead
vibrator and I had the C-cells. If she were only into lantern batteries and
was willing to touch soap we could've been friendlier. I could've dealt with
the mouth-breathing one way or another.
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <i.stang-ya02408000R1703981953290001@enews.newsguy.com>, i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>
>I'm with P-Lil all the way on this one. Well, maybe not "all the way," THAT
>way, but you know what I mean. Second base, sure. (That's not adultery.)
It could've been special if you didn't throw your ball to the shortstop.
>P-lil's tits grew considerably between when Jesus laid Hands on her in
>Portland and when she got up on stage the next night in Seattle. HUBBA
>HUBBA!!!
Yeah, even Jesus was amazed. I don't know why--he did use both hands!
>Rather than ragging on the Discordians because so many of them tend to
>be... well... you know... I think we should concentrate on sharing their
>few women between us, TEACHING them, and helping them along Slack-wise, not
>by putting them down wholesale.
I wasn't so much ragging on Discordians as I was teaching them the most
important lesson of them all: WE GET LAID. What lesson could possibly get so
quickly to the heart of the matter, AND give them a reason to fork over their
thirty bucks?
>Remember that a few of the most devout,
>humble SubGeniuses of today were FOUNDERS of the Discordian religion in
>days of yore, authors and publishers of the very Principia. We owe much to
>those who sacrificed their dignity and common sense for this early
>experiment of Dobbs' -- a crucial step along the tortuous path of designing
>the PERFECT religion. It was not SO long ago that SubGenius devivals were
>merely collections of giggling SCA fat boys instead of the 5-sexes mass
>orgies we currently enjoy. (HEH HEH, "JUST KIDDING, OFFICERS!!! IT'S JUST A
>SATIRE ON WEIRD CULTS!")
I remember those days all too damned well. Used to be we could barely fill a
modest sci-fi convention room. Now we're filling huge clubs that have
balconies and secret backstage quick-fuck "dressing rooms". By the time the
Boston devival comes around they'll pay us to fuck their very daughters
onstage just so there could be a tiny bit of Yeti spoor left on Earth Farm 1!
I'd love to help out that outreach, save that I still have a few riots left to
put down from the devival in Seattle. What's worse is that it looks like
somebody got one of the Gonad Squirrels "in a family way", and I'm wondering
who the daddy is. Got any ideas?
P-Lil
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <e/wbear-ya02408000R1503980004450001@news.direct.ca>, e/wbear@hybernation.con (e/w bear) wrote:
>
>Hehe... so, I guess that makes me a SubGenius then, right? Whew...for a
>moment there I thought I might be one of those Disorderlies, or whatever
>they're called. Or do my Wives and Mistresses have to be Subgenii too?
Are you diluting your genetic heritage?
>ARRRRGGGH!!!! another "doctrinal point".... I just can't seem to avoid
>controversy these days. Sorry:)...OPPS.. GRRRRRRR!!!!...there I go being
>"pink" again....
Let's try this again. This is the Church of the SubGenius. Anything you say is
instant dogma. UNDERSTAND THIS POINT. Beyond that, nobody gives a shit one way
or another.
>I'm pretty sure <note the vacilation> that being
>SubGenius" means never having to say you're sorry. (got that from the
>movie Love Story. Blew a chance at getting laid when I saw that film...
>laughed so hard at the end that the girl I was with got pissed and never
>saw me again). Sigh... maybe I am a disorderly after all... should have
>just grabbed her ass right there in the theatre and made her like it.
>Probably would have changed my whole life:)
How do you make a girl like your grabbing her ass? I've never had to force
anyone before, and I might need to know someday.
P-Lil
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From: Jaden@nospam.parkave.net (Jaden)
On July 6th, can I have your newsgroup?
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Jaden ~ Jaden@parkave.net
www.geocities.com/Paris/5512/
*Suspicion Breeds Confidence*
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From: FeralOne@Infinity.Org (LOE)
How much you offering for it?
Payment in advance, of course.
LOE
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