Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999
Just heard this on the BBC, and not even sure where it was located, but it WAS JUST LOCATED. (Details will no doubt turn up in upcoming days- watch the world section and see.) A giant underground complex with THOUSANDS of mummys (they've
pulled out 100 so far). They predict finding 10,000 mummys inside! The Exact number of current subgenius members! Mere coincidence? I think not.
And here's the kicker: The complex was discovered by an Ass. LITERALLY! A donkey "tripped" on it and exposed the door in the sand.
Now the big question is what exactly happened to those 10,000 subgenius' thousands of years ago? Did they take their own lives in order to catch the passing "Hail Bob" comet? Or did they dutifully march up the gang planks to a waiting Xist saucer, only to have their brains sucked out of their skulls through their noses, and then have their shriveled remains buried deep within a hidden tomb? This could be an entirely new level of Conspiracy within the Counter-conspiracy! They promote volunteer subgenius evacuation of the Earth Farm, like the Eloi marching into the ovens at the sound of the sirens, only to
discover our Escape is actually our down fall. Perhaps The Twilight Zone's "To Serve Man" is a better example. We THINK we're "going home" - only to find a long conveyor belt with rotating knives awaiting us.
This could be disturbing sign- just in time for XX day. Heck, maybe BRUSHWOOD is where this tomb was found (I missed the place but caught everything else on the late night radio broadcast)! This year could be our death and demise!
Then again, maybe the Xist killed the ancient 10,000 subGs because they DID NOT
APPEAR at the Earlier X-day! This could be what happens to the current 10,000 members who don't show up at Brushwood this year. Yes, maybe THIS is the sign of PUNISHMENT for those who DOUBT DOBBS!
So I'm keeping that ticket to Brushwood. Damn the torpedoes and FULL SPEED AHEAD!
From: Peter Hipwell <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 10:44:05 +0100
> Just heard this on the BBC, and not even sure where it was
> located, but it WAS JUST LOCATED. (Details will no doubt turn
> up in upcoming days- watch the world section and see.) A giant
> underground complex with THOUSANDS of mummys (they've
> pulled out 100 so far). They predict finding 10,000 mummys
> inside! The Exact number of current subgenius members! Mere
> coincidence? I think not.
Possibly in China? We keep getting these glimpses of stuff
they've kept under wraps for years -- ESPECIALLY the mummies.
They were not at ALL keen on the mummies. For the simple
reason that the mummies found in China are red headed, fair
skinned, and wear TARTAN. Yes, folks, just WHAT were the SCOTS
doing in CHINA in prehistoric times? [easy feed line].
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