Nostradamus: The End Is Nigh.

From: "Dr. Hfuhruhurr" <>

Nostradamus predicts the end of the world this weekend.

Here's what Nostradamus actually said, and a translation:

L'an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois,
Du ciel viendra vn grand Roy d'effrayeur:
Resusciter le grand Roy d'Angolmois,
Auant apres Mars regner par bon-heur.

The year 1999, seventh month,
From the sky will come a great King of Terror:
To bring back to life the great King of the Mongols,
Before and after Mars to reign by good luck.

Nostradamus predicts some terrible force will come in July 1999. When
the original Angolmois is read as Mongolois then we get the great King
of the Mongols which is ofcourse Genghiz Khan. Another possibility is
Angoumois, which refers to the House of Angoulême that provided some
kings for the French throne. None of these would qualify as a King of
Terror which can not be said of Ghenghiz Khan. The last line refers to
wars, before and after the year 1999.

If this prophecy is not fulfilled in 1999 than it is possible that
Nostradamus put this quatrain in his Centuries only to appease Church
authorities. By making a prophecy that clearly agreed with the general
idea, that evil events occur at the end of a century, he might be trying
to fool the Inquisition.

I do not believe Nostradamus predicts the end of the world since he
wrote in the preface that his predictions would last to 3797 But just
incase he is correct. Are there any young ladies out there who want 'a
good time' between now and then? I have the ability to lick my eyebrows
and breathe through my ears and will be holding an Apocalypse party at
the "No Hope Inn," High Street, Southampton.

If you plan the timing properly you could arrange to be totally
rat-arsed and shagged-out at the vital moment, and so miss all the
excitement of evaporating in a whiff of hydrogen, ozone and carbon
dioxide. So why not come along and say goodbye.

Good day to you.

P.S. This evening's meeting of the Clairvoyant Society has been
cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

The ultimate answer to life the universe and everything (not):
Batteries not included.

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[deep breath]
Richard Hoagland believes that sinister forces within NASA
are hiding the fact that a comet of GARGANTUAN proportions
was "nudged" onto a collison course with earth by a hyper-dimensional
spacecraft whose existence was *also* hidden by these same
33(o) masons who practice an ancient Egyptian religion and await
the destruction of earth so "new life" may evolve.

Two nights ago, he felt that all the "data" pointed to a collision
sometime between December 1998 and June 1999. Today, I see
that a lot of the web pages explaining this coming disaster are gone.


From: "Mr. Dingle" <>

Nostril Dumbass, more like!

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