From: (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Date: Wed, 07 Jul 1999 09:49:20 -0400
Organization: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

In article <>,

> David Shepherd wrote:
> > Not to alarm anyone, but Blue Gravity's Sys Admins have
> > disabled Subsite!
> >
> > Whassup?
> >
> > Bb
> Maybe they dint think we'd need it after the fifth.
> Ned

I am looking into this. I have no idea what happened. *I* didn't think
we'd need SubSITE after the 5th, but I still wanted it "up" post-Rupture
just to "rub it in," so to speak. Our bills are paid up. Jesus is still on
the road; I'm recuperating at the 4th MegaFisTemple Lodge (the A.C.E.
Macintosh in Cleveland). I'm waiting to hear back from Blue Gravity. Who
knows, maybe GGG got Jesus drunk AGAIN and they decided to shut it down
just to freak the rest of us out.

Maybe Papa Joe didn't like the direction the "punishment stunts" took and
took his complaint direct to Dobbs! I was thrown into total flight or
fight during that part of XX-Day myself... wasn't sure WHAT the fuck was
happening. Maybe this WAS "the weekend they went too far," as Legume

I am just now starting to depressurize and unpack. Now that I have
established an Ohio Field Office online, I guess I will attempt to
consolidate and "sample" the miles of video and audio, so that we may once
again try to deduce what may have gone wrong and postponed the Rupture one
more year.


Or something like that... gotta be a snappier way to phrase that.

I actually got SLACK at this Drill! Only worked ONCE, on Saturday night!
But now I'm all paranoid and wondering WHAT HAPPENED.


From: (Geoffrey V. Bronner)

Did "Bob" write a bad check?


From: Dkr. Armand Geddyn <>

I'm sure it's due to the sudden wave of new zombie-like members from
the Pittsburgh area, since the Ministry's Silent Radio was activated.

Sorry about that -- I guess I should have mentioned it earlier.

The Ministry of Truth


From: (Governor Rocknar)

Zombies from Pittsburg? Be sure you do all your undead shopping needs in
the Monroeville Mall, in Monroeville PA.

"You're hypnotized by this place, all of you. It's so bright and neatly
packaged, you don't see that it's a prison too!" - from "Dawn of the Dead"

("Dawn of the Dead" was filmed IN the Monroeville Mall in 1977! ;)


From: (Geoffrey V. Bronner)

SubSite appears to be back... what kind of excuse did they give you, Stang?


From: (Rev. Ivan Stang)

Bad check from Jesus.

Seems like there's the makings of a country-western song in that.


From: (David R. Voth)

Why must you torture me with suggestions like that?

I started writing the lyrics but it's WAY too lame to post and the
damn song is stuck in my head.


Organization: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

In article <>, (Governor Rocknar) wrote:

> Knowing how Papa Joe sold us down the river ONCE BEFORE, I'd bet good
> money that he did it again by calling up Blue Gravity and complaining
> about our "adult content". :/

Locnar, don't believe anything you read, and WISE UP. Papa Joe never sold
anybody down any rivers. That was all a silly morality play that was

Locnar, what would have happened if Heaven's Gate got to you first?

I'm surprised SubSITE isn't back up at this hour. I guess my cognizance
isn't worth as much as I thought. They said they never got the check that
the Lord said He sent them. How ironic. But they said they'd turn it back
on again. Probably will soon.

Anybody else want to host it? It's only about 3 gigs, not counting the
Real Audio archives.

Copyright 1999 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB -- SubSITE of Slack


From: "Rev. Poindexter" <>

So it's from something as simple as NON-PAYMENT? Shit, I was sure youse
guys had actually put some cyanide in the Kool-Aid this year...

Guess I'm going to have to go back to Brushwood next year and make sure
you get it right...


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