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"Sure, maybe we didn't get Ruptured, but we got a hell of a fireworks show! Sure, maybe we didn't get out Escape Vessels yet, but, by golly, since when do we need some darned alien monsters or holymen with pipes to tell us what to do? By gosh, I think we can show the Xists that by gum, the Jehovah's Witnesses can't out-kook us! And so what if "Bob" screwed up, that's his POWER! Think how much richer "Bob" is! I'm happy to have been double-crossed on Dos Equis, and I'll be even happier to get FUCKED on triple X Day! By god, we might not have gotten our Escape Vessels, but we got a new SLOGAN!"
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