My radio show is called "Bob" for Breakfast.
It plays every Wednesday morning on WKDU 91.7 FM in Philadelphia PA.
The show is from 6-9 AM.
The SubGenius Hour of Slack plays from 7:30-8:30.
There are two long awaited events that will be occuring soon:
1) The WKDU power increase (110W -> 800W) and
2) A WWW page for WKDU with the station on real Audio(?).
For those in the Philly area who cannot get WKDU at this point, but
who have greator Media cable, You can get WKDU off hours on KUTV
(channnel 54)
One of the features of the show is reading alt.slack posts
(with attribution). Which ones do I pick? Wouldn't you like to
know. Here is a list of TEN users that I have not used this year
yet (and probably won't get to any time soon):
Grantland
Nicholas Rich
Rob [Not-Rob]
Lizard
IceKnife
John Blackmor
Pope O.J. Kennedy
Grand Clavister
King of all Heratics
Dennis L. Erlich
The above folks simply haven't put anything worthwhile on
alt.slack yet and are not likely to ever do so.
(Yeah, I know that Dennis' stuff is important, but it has very
little to do with "Bob").
(And I do hold onto a ray of hope that Clavister will eventually
post something worthwhile, maybe after Dokstok this year...)
Pastor Craig
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From: nickie@superlink.net (rev.nickie)
Date: 17 Feb 1996 03:23:42 GMT
the Grand Clavister (clavis@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: In <4flvfe$igi@netaxs.com> craig@cpcn.com (Pastor Craig) writes:
: >Grand Clavister
: >
: >The above folks simply haven't put anything worthwhile on
: >alt.slack yet and are not likely to ever do so.
: >...
: >(And I do hold onto a ray of hope that Clavister will eventually
: >post something worthwhile, maybe after Dokstok this year...)
: Hey, I'm honored. Do you think that maybe you simply didn't _catch_
: the good stuff I wrote? I admit I haven't written very much lately,
: but for a while there I was quite the bard!
: Besides, I post better stuff when I think someone is listening.
: And also besides, I've been doing a little too much literary fucking
: to do too much jerking off here in alt.slack.
Clavis...Clavis.... are you sick in the head? Why the fuck would you want
to bother to make FUCKING EXCUSES?? Oh, Pastor Craig put you on his little
LIST of people he doesn't think are COOL enough to read on his, uh,
wonderful radio show. HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE LEARNED ANY GOOD GODDAMN THING FROM ME??
FUCK HIM if he doesn't like you. Tell him where he can GET OFF! Not to
"save face"- that's PINK. But you MUST do it, or you're letting yourself
be controlled by them- you ARE LETTING PASTOR CRAIG PULL HIS WOOL over
YOUR eyes!!! He WANTS people to think his opinions are so important, that
they will want Pastor Craig to LIKE THEM. He'll deny this. YOU are
letting yourself be judged by HIS standards. The only standards that
matter are YOUR OWN and "Bob's".
Ah've bout had it up to HEAH. You fucking people.
Disgusted for the millionth time today,
-Rev. Nickie
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From: craig@cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)
Date: 23 Feb 1996 04:07:42 GMT
In reference to Rev. Nickie's personal attack on my character, and
on Sister Mary Squared's character, I thought occured to me today.
In my own opinion, I feel that Nickie felt compeled to breach normal
Net-Etiquette because she was so badly outshown in the looks department
at the NYC devival. Not only did she have to deal with the
humiliation of being invisable whenever Papa Jo Mama's girlfriend
or Sosodata's girlfriend walked by, she has to endure the grand
Clavister's gushing tribute to Sister Mary^2.
What's a girl to do?
So that is why I think Nickie lashed out in such an unprofessional
and childish manner.
Pastor Craig
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From: nickie@superlink.net (rev.nickie)
Date: 19 Feb 1996 17:46:22 GMT
Pastor Craig (craig@cpcn.com) wrote:
: >From: blackmer@course2.harvard.edu (John Blackmer)
: >Why couldn't you send Madonna or something, at least a woman with
: >some personality, not these laboratory test animals. Send Cindy and
: >Alanis to the alt.slack.fux, half of them jack off all day long,
: >wishing against soap that they'd ever get one whiff of Cindy, but
: >you send her to ME OF ALL PEOPLE!
: >Okay, so everybody's got their problems.
: Your problem, obviously, is that you've never been with a wild
: yeti sex babe.
Pastor Craig, I really hate to tell you this, but Sister Mary Squared
frenching you just to freak your shit DOESN'T COUNT for you, either.
--Rev. Nickie
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From: megeliz@radix.net (MegEliz)
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 1996 22:36:35 GMT
eraserhead@iglou.com (David Lynch) wrote:
: Pastor Craig (craig@cpcn.com) wrote:
: > Now I'm really confused. What is a net god? Why is performing
: > oral sex on your personage a prerequisite?
:
: > As for responding to posts, the point of alt.slack is for the cool
: > people to take even the most mondain posts and turn them into
: > entertaining threads. Sort of like improvisational stand up comedy.
:
: Of course, who the "cool people" are is very much open to question..
Haven't you heard? All the cool people are gone, driven off by drivel.
Not-Yet Popette (well aware of my uncool standing, thankyou) Meg
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From: nickie@superlink.net (rev.nickie)
Date: 22 Feb 1996 17:20:55 GMT
Pastor Craig (craig@cpcn.com) wrote:
: Rev. Nickie decides to get really personal by saying:
: >Pastor Craig, I really hate to tell you this, but Sister Mary Squared
: >frenching you just to freak your shit doesn't count for you, either.
: (in reference to my comment to John Blackmor about how he had never
: had a wild yeti sex babe (after John whined on about the fashion
: models he had to screw because he was so tight with "Bob") )
: Nickie, I have no idea who you are intending to hurt by your post.
: Surely not me. My uber-stud status is legondary.
: Surely not Sister Mary^2. She's not even on the internet.
: Did you intend to hurt the Grand Clavister's feelings?
Wha? ME? Hurt someone's FEELINGS? Why would I bother? If that's what you
think I intended to do, I don't think you're even speaking English.
: Anyway, enough is enough. I smell a south Philly death match coming
: up, co-promoted by the ECW, the DWF and the UWF. Zoogz Rift will
: be my manager. Sister Mary can be my valet. A paddle will be
: placed on a fifteen foot high pole. The first one to paddle
: the bootie of the other wins.
Yeah. Right.
--Rev. fucking Nickie
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Stang's Pro-Nickie Rant
From: i.stang@metronet.com
>
> >future Monsignor (an468404@anon.penet.fi) wrote:
> >: And whats with all the Rev. Nickie bashing. Shes only being herself
> >: and quoting prescripture (which I think is pretty cool). The only
> >: entertainment I get out of all this "Nickie Picky" stuff is I can count
> >: all the kooks as they emerge from their cracks to confront her. I love
> >: to count.
That's it. I think we're onto something. Nickie's function in the Church -- one of them anyway -- may well be as a sort of "flypaper for kooks." Something about her true SubGenius personality causes an "allergic reaction," one might call it, in certain types of people. The Nickie "meme" prompts whatever is most warped, frustrated, vindictive, cracker and Pink in a person to come erupting to the surface... where "antibodies" of the Church Body such as myself, for instance, or Dr. Legume or G. Gordon Gordon, et al can identify and at least neutralize them from spreading further into our respective spheres of influence. Nickie is a "geiger counter" that reveals Pinkness and makes it get LOUDER AND LOUDER the closer she gets to it. I for one do not envy Nickie in this role, but she has certainly saved ME a hell of a lot of trouble. I can sit here at my Analyzer and follow the patterns of the fields around her from afar, and spot ahead of time those who may not be quite able to take the joke when the big punchline comes down.
I'm a Rev. Nickie Deathchick fan, and I was long before she and Will got all sweetie-cutey-pooty-tooty. On account of her WRITING, on this NEWSGROUP. I think Rev. Nickie's REAL FUNNY, and some of you are JUST PLAIN JEALOUS because she doesn't get REAL LIFE all mixed up with the fucking INTERNET!!! SHEESH!! YOU PEOPLE!!!! Look to your hearts and root out the ENVY, it's the UGLIEST vice.
Stang Has Spoken Again
FUCK the Bobbies
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