From: Kill_Spammers@SubGenius.com (Ragin' Pope Angus)
Oh Children.
I just got through the door, rolled some doobage and had to share with
you a few moments of time.
The Slack was sliming, the Frop was burning and souls were saved at the
Euclid Tavern.
Einstein's Secret Orchestra created an electric mayhem that whipped
SubG's and their followers into a mongoloid frenzy!
Rev. Stang welcomed the masses,
Jesus took their cash,
I offered a brief message on the CON, confessions and redemptions,
Pastor Craig hocked Bob's wares,
and Dr. Legume nearly beat the shit out of the drunk fat guy!
Women quivered at the mental creations of Lonely Cowboy Dave,
Men popped boners at the RAISING OF JON-BENET RAMSEY, back from the dead
via Mary Magdalene,
and Princess Wei R. Doe caught it all on film!
A big shout out to Pope Lou Duchez and the others that fought off the
protesters at the door. Seems like you can't swing a dead christian in
Cleveland without hitting a church.
Gotta get some sleep. I've got to be in court at 0800 tomorrow in
Dallas.
Ragin' Pope Angus
Our Lady of the Blessed Apocolypse
Research Institute of SexHurt
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