Wheeeeew-eeee!!!
Major gut blowout was achieved here in Stumptown last Saturday night when
the name of our fair city was redeemed with a KICK-ASS DEVIVAL! Thanks
to all the folks who made it to the show and especially to Rev. Null and
Rev. Nikitta, whose aid was crucial in pulling it all off. Also, special
kudos to local hierarchites Nenslo and Onan "Punkin-Boy" Canobite, whose
influence and inspiration really helped pull things together.
For those of you who missed it - HA HA! You passed up a True Classic of
mutantdom that featured: the Duke of Uke performing a captivating ukelele
set that would have crippled a lesser man (trust me, you ain't HEARD
"Anarchy in the U.K." until you've heard it on the ukelele), a slick round
of SubGenius Jeopardy courtesy of Ragin' Pope Angus, a king-hell
terror-fueled and terror-inspiring rant by YOURS TRULY, even more of the
same by Pope Sternodox, a truly ASTOUNDING screed by Ivan Stang in which
he declared WAR ON GOD, all of which was backed up and held together by
the superb showmanship of Dr. Howl and the stunning musical expertise of
Negativland.
Of course, this description just barely scratches the surface of the whole
evening's long list of rantings, launchings, stump-fuckings, etc. Thanks
again to all of the Participants for coalescing such a Primo Devival.
YFNR
Rev. Dr. Crawford
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From: carey@humboldt1.com (Rev. Matthew A. Carey)
On Mon, 16 Mar 1998 21:11:25 -0800, NENSLO <n@n.slo> wrote:
>as the CULTURAL NULL-ZONE of Los Angeles California to dance in the
Boy, you had me slapping my knee for a minute there, Nens. But then
you had to go and take a cheap shot like that at L.A.
Sure, L.A.s seems like a crappy plastic toy from your vantage point,
but when you spend a little time down there, you start to see
wonderful, deep, gritty, soulful sides of that city. Everything in
Bladerunner was true. Except the constant rain.
More races and languages and weird artists and flavors of food down
there that any of the dozen or so other parts of this country I've
lived in. Possibly with the exception of Little Rock.
So, I wouldn't call Los Angeles a cultural null zone. Maybe a moral
null zone... but that's not entirely *bad*.
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
Subject: Re: PDX ONE OF BEST SEZ STANG
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 20:39:42 -0400
In article <350E05FD.769A@n.slo>, NENSLO <n@n.slo> wrote:
(snip)
>Portland's world famous
>relaxed and happy crowd contributed greatly to the pleasure of the event
>and presented a striking contrast to the boorish contumacity of the
>Seattle oafs who did nothing to sway me from my firm contention that it
>should follow only Boston Massachusetts on the list of places to test
>neutron device.
Is this a hint, O Nenslo?
- Friday Jones
SubHostess, Boston Devival 1998
--
* T * H * E * X * D * A * Y * F * I * L * E * S *
Final, Final SubGenius Devival & Armageddon Party
April 23rd, 1998 - Middle East Restaurant, Cambridge MA
Stang/Legume/Meyer/B T M KOS/Bro.Duncan/Rev.DK Jones/MORE!
9:30 PM - 1:30 AM, Door Opens at 9, 18+, $10 admission
http://www.tiac.net/users/fjones/xdayfiles.html
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <350E05FD.769A@n.slo>, NENSLO <n@n.slo> wrote:
>
>Seemingly maddened by their own idiocy, the
>obstreperous, violent and obscene Seattle crowd insisted so strongly
>upon becoming "part of the show" by exhibiting their only apparent
>talent - the ability to shout any sufficently fatuous phrase as
>frequently as is subhumanly possible - as even to mar the Launching of
>the Head with their perfervid pestiferousness. This is no mere case of
>a few bad apples - THE ENTIRE CROWD IS TO BLAME, and by extension, the
>ENTIRE CITY OF SEATTLE. Not even the touching DRS 4 "BOB" Except For
>Janor Reunion Show could penetrate these Seattle SubSimians' corrugated
>crania to scrabble for purchase on the slick surface of their miniscule
>wrinkleless brains. The entire City of Seattle has shown itself to be a
>population of CAPERING IMBECILES (except for anyone I personally know
>or like) deserving only of the swift, violent destruction called down
>upon them in Stang's final torrent of abuse and the Furious Curse he
>laid upon them before stalking offstage a Righteously Indignant Deity,
>whereupon the rabble were beaten out into the streets and many
>well-deserved strokes were delivered upon the unshaven backs of the
>accursed.
Never mind Nenslo. He was just upset that he scored with a mere dozen Bobbie
girls that night. I understand that he HESITATED until the very last moment,
fearful of being unfaithful to the lovely Donna Kossey, before making his
"move". Stang, Sterno, Angus and I, who are a lot more honest about our lusts
and therefore MORE VIRTUOUS, wasted no time and was going through the Bobbie
girls like whipped-cream chargers at a Phish concert. Did I mention that
Nenslo got our sloppy seconds?
That is not to say that Nenslo isn't RIGHT about Seattle. He simply neglected
to mention that everyone who DIDN'T pay their $30 were killed with every
method on hand. Some that DID pay their membership fee were killed, too, if
they asked nicely enough. But I'll cover all that in my report, coming soon.
P-Lil
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From: Phuck_Spammers@doggie_style.com (Ragin' Pope Angus XXIII)
In article <6eovf4$k8o@enews2.newsguy.com>,
mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com X-planiz...
> Stang, Sterno, Angus and I, who are a lot more honest about our lusts
> and therefore MORE VIRTUOUS, wasted no time and was going through the Bobbie
> girls like whipped-cream chargers at a Phish concert. Did I mention that
> Nenslo got our sloppy seconds?
Well, I just warmed their asses up with Mr. HappyFunPaddle for him.
Laugh, monkeyboy, but the photos are at the developers.
--
Ragin' Pope Angus
Our Lady of the Blessed Apocolypse
Research Institute of Sexhurt
www.geocities.com/soho/studios/9407
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From: mtownsend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend)
In article <i.stang-ya02408000R2303980152080001@enews.newsguy.com>,
i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>: All of us who were involved in this travesty beg your forgiveness, sir.
NEVER. To think. Well I. Erhum.
>: INTEGRITY. That's what this WHOLE NATION has lost.
That's because I took it all. Every last drop. It's all over at my house
if any of you guys want some of it back. And I DON'T mean you, Mark
Hosler, you are NOT invited to be a guest on Dad's New Slacks.
--
-dads-
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <mtownsend-2503981336550001@1cust76.max12.boston.ma.ms.uu.net>,
mtownsend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend) wrote:
|In article <i.stang-ya02408000R2303980152080001@enews.newsguy.com>,
|i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
|
|>: All of us who were involved in this travesty beg your forgiveness, sir.
|
|NEVER. To think. Well I. Erhum.
|
|>: INTEGRITY. That's what this WHOLE NATION has lost.
|
|That's because I took it all. Every last drop. It's all over at my house
|if any of you guys want some of it back. And I DON'T mean you, Mark
|Hosler, you are NOT invited to be a guest on Dad's New Slacks.
You INTEGRITY TERRORIST!!! We shall NOT capitulate to your demands. As
long as you hold our integrity against its will we maintain the moral high
ground, no matter WHAT you allege. The Battle of the Two Portlands shall
be fought as a HOLY WAR, and we Seattlites pledge our support. We WILL
keep the supply lines of Dobbstown Lagrange prairie squid and frappie WIDE
OPEN.
Now FIGHT, BOYS!
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From: mtown11send@earth11link.net (Michael Townsend)
In article <mitchell-2603981528360001@sfdn2-166.sf.compuserve.com>, Popess
Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
--> As long as you hold our integrity against its will we maintain the moral
--> high ground, no matter WHAT you allege.
Moral high ground? That's a convenient phrase coming from the likes of you!
--> We WILL keep the supply lines of Dobbstown Lagrange prairie squid and
--> frappie WIDE OPEN.
Uh, ok, I give. Wanna trade for some of this here integrity kitty?
--
pop's new pipe po box 4722 portland me 04112-4722
remove "11 11" for email r
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article
<mtown11send-2703980614140001@1cust79.max12.boston.ma.ms.uu.net>,
mtown11send@earth11link.net (Michael Townsend) wrote:
> In article <mitchell-2603981528360001@sfdn2-166.sf.compuserve.com>, Popess
> Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> --> As long as you hold our integrity against its will we maintain the moral
> --> high ground, no matter WHAT you allege.
>
> Moral high ground? That's a convenient phrase coming from the likes of you!
In Seattle it's ALWAYS possible to maintain the high ground, moral or otherwise.
> --> We WILL keep the supply lines of Dobbstown Lagrange prairie squid and
> --> frappie WIDE OPEN.
>
> Uh, ok, I give. Wanna trade for some of this here integrity kitty?
Integrity kitty? Got any integrity hamsters instead?
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From: "Rev. Boblight" <blight@u.washington.edu>
Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> >
> > Moral high ground? That's a convenient phrase coming from the likes of you!
>
> In Seattle it's ALWAYS possible to maintain the high ground, moral or otherwise.
I for one maintain the high ground is over there (east or west) in the
mountains, but certainly not HERE in Seattle, at sea level.
- Rev. Boblight
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
You're SO provencial. Next thing you know you'll be insisting that I call
Bellevue "Bellevue" rather than "Seattle's Outhouse".
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From: "Rev. Boblight" <blight@u.washington.edu>
Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> You're SO provencial.
Gaelic, actually.
> Next thing you know you'll be insisting that I call
> Bellevue "Bellevue" rather than "Seattle's Outhouse".
No, this is something on which we agree.
- Rev. BB
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From: Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>
Aaaach, ya caen geilin' scrimmich, soss brichin' ferreigh heavin ma guts
doon yon cludgie mah Spessceil Brawe ye ken fichin' Farce Noon Gael, eh
mind th' teimeigh feickin' Donald's heid neir eighsplodded an th'
tauwsaur shattin's breeks beicoose whun he want fir a doomph sam
bastairch pouf 'd swallied his beire an' swidcghed tha coonts ghellies
fir a paigh o' Opeil Fruits, eh.
--
Sa-ti muste vampirii curul!
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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
You damn well better TALK LIKE THIS. I'd be quite disappointed otherwise.
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From: Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>
Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> In article <3520DFDD.1A6C@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>, petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk says...
> >Aaaach, ya caen geilin' scrimmich, soss brichin' ferreigh heavin ma
> >guts doon yon cludgie mah Spessceil Brawe ye ken fichin' Farce Noon
> >Gael, eh mind th' teimeigh feickin' Donald's heid neir eighsplodded
> >an th' tauwsaur shattin's breeks beicoose whun he want fir a doomph
> >sam bastairch pouf 'd swallied his beire an' swidcghed tha coonts
> >ghellies fir a paigh o' Opeil Fruits, eh.
>
> You damn well better TALK LIKE THIS. I'd be quite disappointed
> otherwise.
>
Sorry, but I have a THOROUGHLY and UTTERLY upper-crust English accent.
Like Ringo.
--
Sa-ti muste vampirii curul!
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