Brushwood Attendants From: Emmanuelle <puce@bu.edu>

Date: Mon, 07 Jul 1997 20:17:11 -0400

To the very many of you I met this past week-end (you know who you are),
I wanted to say THANK YOU for your delightful company, your generosity
etc... I had a wonderful time (even if I was supposed to stare with fish
eyes and think: what the hell is going on??? But I didn't).

I will remember many things from this expedition such as:
- I am glad I met Jesus, he seems to be very nice, but I thought he'd be
taller...
- I saw Tay naked.
- Finally a place where you can let it all hang out...
- Alas an environment where I don't feel like a freak.
- I nearly froze to death.
- I looked away when Legume aimed at Jesus croch with his gun, thinking:
Man, I hope it's not loaded.
- The incredible camp fires.
- I saw Tay naked.
And so much more.

So, once more, thank you for a wonderful week-end. I am even sorry it
ended. Keep in touch if you wish.

Emmanuelle

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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

In article <33C18707.595@bu.edu>, Emmanuelle <puce@bu.edu> wrote:

> - I looked away when Legume aimed at Jesus croch with his gun, thinking:
> Man, I hope it's not loaded.

That moment kinda scared me on Jesus' account, too. A stunt man
accidentally killed himself by playfully firing a gun loaded with blanks
into his head. I didn't want to see the Holy Grail and the lineage of the
Priory of Sion blown all over that American flag that the Lord was wearing
for a loincloth.

Dr. Legume is pretty good at playing with guns, though.

There was some SERIOUS release of pent-up Hate during that Crucifixion.
People were letting out YEARS of frustration with Christianity -- hell,
they had Jesus hanging right there in front of them, bloody as hell, with
REAL BLOOD!! Except for a few like Rev. Nickie, Rev. Matt, someone else,
myself, who were letting out years of frustration with Steve Devilacqua!

>
> So, once more, thank you for a wonderful week-end. I am even sorry it
> ended. Keep in touch if you wish.
>
> Emmanuelle

Emmanuelle! You did a GREAT job shooting the Baptism! (When it came time
for me to be Baptised, I had to entrust my son's fancy video camera to
SOMEBODY for safekeeping/shooting, and Emmanuelle (a total stranger to me
at the time) took the handycam and did an EXCELLENT JOB! Legume's frenzy of
Baptizing is one of the most impressive moments on the tape (so far...
we've just skimmed through it).

Who was that guy that shot the wrestling matches? Whoever you are, your
camera work was very good.

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From: friday@cybercom.net (IrRev. Friday Jones)

In article <i.stang-ya02408000R1007971650590001@snews.zippo.com>,
i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:

> Who was that guy that shot the wrestling matches? Whoever you are, your
> camera work was very good.

I _think_ his name was Evan. As soon as someone else showed him the
camera he immediately spewed make, model and serial # and took unto it
like a tissue graft.
Hope he got some good shots of me WHUPPIN' YOUR ASS PREACHER MAN!

-- FJ, who will be running the video room at:
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*NecronomiCon, 3rd Edition: The Cthulhu Mythos Convention*
15-17 August 1997, Providence, Rhode Island
Visit our NEW web site at: http://www.necropress.com/necronomicon
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From: aiken@unity.ncsu.edu (Wayne Aiken)

Rev. Ivan Stang (i.stang@subgenius.com) wrote:
: > - I looked away when Legume aimed at Jesus croch with his gun, thinking:
: > Man, I hope it's not loaded.
:
: That moment kinda scared me on Jesus' account, too. A stunt man
: accidentally killed himself by playfully firing a gun loaded with blanks
: into his head. I didn't want to see the Holy Grail and the lineage of the
: Priory of Sion blown all over that American flag that the Lord was wearing
: for a loincloth.

I thought it was a soap opera star that killed himself. Any competent
stunt man would know better.

Actually, blanks are pretty much the same as regular bullets, except that
the actual "bullet" part itself is missing. It still has all the regular
gunpowder in it, so the force of the shockwave that comes out of the gun
is the same, minus projectile. Held directly against your temples, which
is what the actor did, is easily enough to kill you. As close as Legume
held it, definitely caused Jesus some real pain, and could have caused
injury. It could have been worse-- since blanks don't have the bullet
tip, the ends are usually crimped tight, and its not unknown for a small
bit of brass to be blown off by the force, and turn into a bullet.

The old gun safety rule about "don't point it at anything you wouldn't
mind destroying" applies to blanks as well. The movie stunt people go to
all sorts of extraordinary lengths for safety, and even they fuck up on
occasion (Brandon Lee)

--

Holy Temple of Mass $ slack@ncsu.edu atheist#304 $ "My used underwear
Consumption! $ http://www4.ncsu.edu/~aiken/ $ is legal tender in
PO Box 30904 $ Warning: I hoard pennies $ 28 countries!"
Raleigh, NC 27622 $ BBS: (919) 954-5028 $ --"Bob"

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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

In article <friday-1007972245470001@mfd-dial1-2.cybercom.net>,
friday@cybercom.net (IrRev. Friday Jones) wrote:

> In article <i.stang-ya02408000R1007971650590001@snews.zippo.com>,
> i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>
> > Who was that guy that shot the wrestling matches? Whoever you are, your
> > camera work was very good.
>
> I _think_ his name was Evan. As soon as someone else showed him the
> camera he immediately spewed make, model and serial # and took unto it
> like a tissue graft.
> Hope he got some good shots of me WHUPPIN' YOUR ASS PREACHER MAN!
>

Yes, Mastress. As you say. The records of my humiliation shall be posted,
as per your command, as soon as they have been pre-Gooed for your pleasure.

I am pink. There I said it, BITCH!!! I am pink.

... until such day as I can buy back my soul from the Sex Goddess
Consortium...! AND BUY IT BACK I SHALL!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, FRIDAY
JONES!! I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS! YOU AND MY WIFE! AND ALL THE OTHER WIVES!
SAPPING MY VITALITY! DISTRACTING MY CONCENTRATION! MINE AND JESUS'S and
LEGUME'S and ALL MALES'!! WEAKENING THE HOLD OF "BOB"! TRYING TO SHIFT THE
BALANCE TO CONNIE!

You have won a battle. I am not a sore loser and I'll undergo my punishment
fair and square. But you better start worrying about our next match!! I'll
be READY next time! I shall be PURE! I will have my FLUIDS and my
STRENGTH!!

"BOB" ON TOP!!! "BOB" ON TOP!!!

--
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