Arrived dead tired from X-day Drill stop.
Comment: BEST FUCKING TIME I'VE HAD IN YEARS, despite loss of credit card
in fire. Will explain later.
Naked SubGenii running all over the place. Men AND women. BEAUTIFUL men
Flying saucer crashes.
Crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
Heaps of noise from many rockin' musicians.
Rants, rants, and more rants.
Strange blue drinks that discolored body parts and feces.
Met many wonderful friends in person.
Engaged in Yeti love with at least four beautiful UberFemmes.
Naked Yeti Pool Baptisms.
Susie the Floozie invited me to her room...and I accepted. What happened
next will be detailed later...
Launching of many rockets.
X-Day Mass at 7 AM Sunday morning.
ARREST of Ivan Stang by police.
ASSASSINATION of IVAN STANG!
Papa Joe Mama's lessons in HATE.
Lots of swag for sale.
Live broadcasts on TWO FM RADIO STATIONS.
Many pornographic pictures and sound recordings for alt.binaries.slack.
NONE OF THIS IS A LIE.
Longer report to come tomorrow, after sleep and relaxation.
Reverend Modemac (email@example.com)
First Online Church of "Bob" "There is no black and white."
(FINGER firstname.lastname@example.org for a FREE SubGenius Pamphlet!)
From: DynaSoar@YGRI.net (Doktor DynaSoar)
Robert ' Zach ' Garland <email@example.com> sent bitwaves which read:
}Yes all that is well and good Modemac but-
}DID ANY OF YOU BASTARDS BURN ME IN EFFIGY???
Since you saw fit to take our ShorDurPerSav's name for your account
name, then you may consider this:
A bas relief Dobbshead was sculpted out of meat and cooked. The eyes were
mustard and Winking Lizard and the teeth were chopped onions. Said
Boburger was presented as a miracle live on on the air on Hour of Slack.
After the revelation to the masses by Jesus hisowndamnself, said
Boburger was auctioned to the highest bidder. It went for $23 on the
condition that the purchaser got to watch Suzy the Floozy eat it up
close. She ate the hell out of that burger.
In as much as bobdobbs@ relates to Dobbs, you were not burned but rather
grilled medium rare in effigy.
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
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