From: nickie@subgenius.com
Oh, my Yeti brothers and sisters! A great calamity may be about to be
visited upon you. This year, as we all know, is XXX-Day, the fifth
celebration to be held at the Brushwood Campgrounds in NY. Due to
unfavorable financial circumstances, REV. NICKIE DEATHCHICK MAY NOT BE
ABLE TO ATTEND!!! Now, over the last year, I have worked hard for the
Foundation here in Dallas, while still maintaining another job that,
while Slackful, does not provide a great deal of remuneration. Due to
scheduling, I must fly to XXX-Day, and that costs money. Now, you may be
asking yourself, "Please, 'Bob,' give me a sign! What can I do to
prevent this terrible tragedy?!?"
Why, you can send me money!
Think of it as beneficial to you, the loyal Church member. It requires a
great deal of preparation, as well as labor at the event itself to keep
things running smoothly. There are many things behind the scenes that
you may not know about. Why, last year, due to my Emergency Medical
knowledge, I rotated in taking shifts on-call to keep you safe! This
year, I plan on not only doing that again, as well as working the sales
and registration tables, but I also have to co-ordinate two events: the
panel discussion on the Truth About the Xists featuring myself, Rev.
Stang, Jesus, Rev. Magdalen, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, and others. The other
event, which will help put the SeXXX in XXX-Day, is the SUBGENIUS FETISH
BALL in which you, the attendee, will have the opportunity to flaunt
your deepest, sickest, most strange desires and find others to help you
practice them! And.....
A few months ago, when I announced this event, I hinted that I, Rev.
Nickie DeathChick, would have a special audience participation fetish
that I would reveal to you when the time was right: THE REVERSE
DEATHCHICK SPANKING RITUAL! Yes, you the audience member will get the
chance, for a small love offering, to SPANK ME ON-STAGE! Oh, brothers
and sisters, you cannot pass this chance up, for I will NEVER DO IT
AGAIN!!
In addition to all of this, as if this weren't enough, I have taken on
the responsiblity of bringing to you one of the strangest people in
Dallas, the great magician Bizzaro the Optical Illusionist. This man, if
properly exposed to our Vision, will prove to be a great asset to the
Church in the Future. I have taken on the financial responsiblity of
bringing this new and special weirdo to XXX-Day, and need help in this
area as well. He too will devise a strange and unusual performance
which will astound and baffle you.
So, friends, the choice is clear: send as much money as you can to to:
Rev. Nickie, PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214. You will be sorry if you
don't. Even $10 is not too little. Thank you and Praise "Bob."
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Before you buy.