I Wanna Have Legume's Yeti love-child

From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 4, 2000 4:44 PM

Its official. I love Dr. Legume. I mean, how could I not?
Anybody who'll share their ether with you and then relieve your
personal pain by torching the unsightly stubble off the top o'
yer head so you can GET some and NOT fry your eyeballs in the
process because his delicate touch is so very loving and
SURE...well, that man can be my pal.

In fact, he's such a pal, I can't get the bark outta my nipples
from when he manfully banged the GHEEE outta me with that roaring
honker of a crotch-plesiosaur you just THINK is a mere penis. I
bit the pillow in two; I'm his bitch now. I even have a pair of
his underwear. Stole 'em right out the trunk in broad daylight.
I'm gonna put 'em on my head and go shoot up a grocery store.

HellPope Huey, Synthmeister
"Those damned monkeys won't stop FUCKING!" - Jesus

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