XXX-Day One-Liners

From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jul 9, 2000 2:40 PM
Message-ID: <090720001340171740%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

"The world is NOT going to end, you doo-doo pile!"
--pagan kid at the Brushwood playground, yelling at the Bullhorn Jesus

"Oh shit, I've still got a pocket full of magnesium...."
--me at Quijibo-A-Go-Go

"You're all a bunch of gay motherfuckers--none of you are DRINKIN'!"
--the guy who wasn't on bad acid even though he ACTS that way

Add your own!

The Prophet Lilith
report forthcoming

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet--Devivor--Corrective Phrenologist--XXX-Day Stage Manager===
==http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com===http://foolspress.com===(887)381-9354==
==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning to be free.==
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day One-Liners
From: sosodada <kwpasto@attglobal.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: kwpasto@attglobal.net
Date: Sun, Jul 9, 2000 3:27 PM
Message-ID: <3968EE4B.CB028AAD@attglobal.net>

<< Add your own!>>>

I guess "It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! ARRRRRGH!" (Pastor
Craig) doesn't count as a one-liner.

How about:

"That's why they're *SUB* Genius, har de har har."
--- "Spin" Pink #3

"It's my second biggest pipe-organ."
--- Dr. Strange

"Do you know who can sell me some Frop?"
-- Undercover Agent #7

Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:

> "The world is NOT going to end, you doo-doo pile!"
> --pagan kid at the Brushwood playground, yelling at the Bullhorn Jesus
>
> "Oh shit, I've still got a pocket full of magnesium...."
> --me at Quijibo-A-Go-Go
>
> "You're all a bunch of gay motherfuckers--none of you are DRINKIN'!"
> --the guy who wasn't on bad acid even though he ACTS that way
>
> Add your own!
>
> The Prophet Lilith
> report forthcoming
>
> --
> =====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
> ===Prophet--Devivor--Corrective Phrenologist--XXX-Day Stage Manager===
> ==http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com===http://foolspress.com===(887)381-9354==
> ==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning to be free.==
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day One-Liners
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: modemac@modemac.com
Date: Sun, Jul 9, 2000 3:39 PM
Message-ID: <3968ee43.2401846@localhost>

sosodada <kwpasto@attglobal.net> wrote:
>"That's why they're *SUB* Genius, har de har har."
>"It's my second biggest pipe-organ."
>"Do you know who can sell me some Frop?"
>> "The world is NOT going to end, you doo-doo pile!"
>> "Oh shit, I've still got a pocket full of magnesium...."
>> "You're all a bunch of gay motherfuckers--none of you are DRINKIN'!"

"It's more fun to kill 'Bob' than to protect him."
-- One of Phloighd's bodyguards in the Kill "Bob" tournament

"Is anything exciting going to happen today?"
-- Reverend Zorro

"I'm gonna find a way to fuck with him before the weekend's over."
-- Ed Strange [not mentioning who his target was]

"Turn to your side and look straight ahead - don't look back!"
-- Ed Strange [to me, as he demonstrated how gullible I am]

"I didn't expect it to be this cold!"
-- Little Fyodor

"Girls, FUCK the whirlpool! Let's get right in the hot tub!"
-- Rev. Rabbi (for those who wondered where the Connie-ites
disappeared to)

Quotes from the message board:

"I'm just here for the nekkid chicks." -- Sister Decadence
"I'm just naked for the chicks here." -- D.J. Shaver

"You guys are wimps! Except for Pastor Craig's injury, nothing here is more
than PG-13!" -- anonymous
"Okay, let's see YOU do better." -- also anonymous
"I tried, but film cannot capture me." -- also also anonymous

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day One-Liners
From: Edward Morrison <morrison1@entermail.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 10, 2000 11:27 AM
Message-ID: <396A06FD.B7238563@entermail.net>

Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:

"There is no need to amputate at this time. Over."

Kathy "Ferretdance" Strange to Nikki Deathchick in a radio conversation

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