Copyright A. Testa, 1995

By Andrew J. Testa <testa@starbase.neosoft.com>
Date: 22 Feb 1995

I hereby now declare in full control of my faculties and facilities, that

1) every written and/or spoken word, thought, or deed, real or imagined, and
2) every conscious or unconscious utterance, mumbled, gargled or clear, and
3) all vapors, odors, aromas, airs, or ethers, permanent or transitory, and
4) all emissions of any kind, be they solid, liquid, or gas, and without
regard to disposition or method of transmission of said emission, and
5) any and all mixture or suspension of combinations of solid, liquid, or
gaseous bodily ejecta, regardless of possession of said artifact after
the fact, or artistic merit, social acceptance, or legal status of
said artifact, and
6) Any residues or after-effects remaining behind as a result of 1 through
5 above, regardless of the legal status of the host or property upon or
within which said residues lie, and
7) All physical space-time that has or will act or react with, on, or about
any items in 1 through 6 above,

Is Copyright Andrew J. Testa, 1995. You touch, I breaka' you face.

Come on, I'll sue the fuck outta you little bastards.

Andy Testa
testa@hou.moc.com
copyright Andrew J. Testa, 1995

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Subject: Re: Copyright A. Testa, 1995
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Andrew J. Testa (testa@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: I hereby now declare in full control of my faculties and facilities, that

[chop chop]

: Is Copyright Andrew J. Testa, 1995. You touch, I breaka' you face.

No way hose, eh.

You can't copyright stuff. You can only copyright information encoded on the
stuff. You have to patent stuff. And to do that you have to describe its
processes and develop a model.

I suggest you start with thermodynamics if you want to patent the universe.

--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

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Subject: Re: Copyright A. Testa, 1995
From: testa@starbase.neosoft.com (Andrew J. Testa)

Dennis McClain-Furmanski (aka Dennis McClain-Furmanski (dynasor@infi.net))
wrote:
: No way hose, eh.

: You can't copyright stuff. You can only copyright information encoded on the
: stuff. You have to patent stuff. And to do that you have to describe its
: processes and develop a model.

: I suggest you start with thermodynamics if you want to patent the universe.

: --
: dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

AH! A reposting of a portion of my copyrighted text, taken out of
context to boot! Plus insinuations that I am ignorant of copyright AND
patent laws, as well as basic laws of physics!

SLANDER! LIBEL! INFRINGEMENT! LET THE LAWSUITS BEGIN!

Dennis, you have fucked with the wrong man.

Andy Testa
lay member, Church of Frivolous Attacks, Inc.

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Subject: Re: Copyright A. Testa, 1995
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Andrew J. Testa (testa@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: Dennis McClain-Furmanski (aka Dennis McClain-Furmanski
(dynasor@infi.net)) wrote:
: : No way hose, eh.

: : You can't copyright stuff. You can only copyright information encoded on the
: : stuff. You have to patent stuff. And to do that you have to describe its
: : processes and develop a model.

: : I suggest you start with thermodynamics if you want to patent the universe.

: : --
: : dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

: AH! A reposting of a portion of my copyrighted text, taken out of
: context to boot! Plus insinuations that I am ignorant of copyright AND
: patent laws, as well as basic laws of physics!

No, I didn't say that. I mean, yeah, I know I did, but Rev X says I can
disclaim anything I say. So I didn't say what I said.

: SLANDER! LIBEL! INFRINGEMENT! LET THE LAWSUITS BEGIN!

: Dennis, you have fucked with the wrong man.

: Andy Testa
: lay member, Church of Frivolous Attacks, Inc.

And when you were asleep, I erased the previous universe and substituted one
of my own. It's identical, including all your memories. But it's an entirely
different one. I had no trouble at all, since you didn't follow up on my
thermodynamics suggestion. In the in-between state wh/en/ere I built it,
E = m/0, so I could work with imaginary numbers.

--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

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