Pgh slackers?

Subject: Re: Pgh slackers?
From: Connor Durflinger <bc05319@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu>
Date: Sat, 1 Apr 1995

Pat Anders wrote:
> In article <3lf99e$ms4@lucy.infi.net>,
> Dennis McClain-Furmanski <dynasor@infi.net> wrote:
> >Jamie L Jerrett (jlj12+@pitt.edu) wrote:
> >:
> >: Where's a good place to mosh in Pittsburgh???
> >
> >Against the screen of your television while you watch MTV.
> >
> >You have no idea, do you. This ain't about slack, it's about Slack(tm).
> >
>
> What the fuck is up with this "Slack(tm)" business? YOU CAN'T COPYRIGHT
> SLACK, you cone! You can't buy slack, you can't sell slack, you can't
> mine slack, you can't patent slack, you can't encrypt slack, you can't
> bottle slack, you can't shrink-wrap slack, you can't introduce a new
> "environmentally friendly" slack, you can't refine slack, you can't
> trawl for slack, you can't zone slack, you can't thresh slack, you can't
> add vitamins to slack, you can't fold, spindle, or mutilate slack, you
> can't impound slack, you can't collect royalties on slack, you can't fire
> slack, you can't broadcast slack, you can't vote for slack, you can't
> audit slack, you can't publish slack, you can't inoculate for slack, you
> can't fluoridate slack, you can't enturbulate(tm) slack, you can't slap
> an injunction on slack, you can't mint slack, you can't decaffeinate
> slack, you JUST CAN'T!
>
> Though the Conspiracy(tm) is trying...
>
> Slack is public domain, baby!

Well, unless of course you're on America Online, in which case it costs
you about $4/hour, even though you can get it free elsewhere.

IrRev Finagle

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Subject: Re: Pgh slackers?
From: cuthulu@unicomp.net (Kevan Smith)
Date: Thu, 30 Mar 1995

anders@mercury.interpath.net (Pat Anders) wrote:
>In article <3lf99e$ms4@lucy.infi.net>,
>Dennis McClain-Furmanski <dynasor@infi.net> wrote:
>>Jamie L Jerrett (jlj12+@pitt.edu) wrote:
>What the fuck is up with this "Slack(tm)" business? YOU CAN'T COPYRIGHT
>SLACK, you cone! You can't buy slack, you can't sell slack, you can't
>mine slack, you can't patent slack, you can't encrypt slack, you can't
>bottle slack, you can't shrink-wrap slack, you can't introduce a new
>"environmentally friendly" slack, you can't refine slack, you can't
>trawl for slack, you can't zone slack, you can't thresh slack, you can't
>add vitamins to slack, you can't fold, spindle, or mutilate slack, you
>can't impound slack, you can't collect royalties on slack, you can't fire
>slack, you can't broadcast slack, you can't vote for slack, you can't
>audit slack, you can't publish slack, you can't inoculate for slack, you
>can't fluoridate slack, you can't enturbulate(tm) slack, you can't slap
>an injunction on slack, you can't mint slack, you can't decaffeinate
>slack, you JUST CAN'T!

Yes you can. I have personally done all those things with Sallack. I
have also fucked slack, been fucked by slack, made slack breakfast,
gicen slack a shave (both face and delta), taken slack for a ride,
beaten slack in the woods with the goat of a thousand young, imbibed
slack from a newclear exhaust vent, bent slack over my knee and
spanked it, injected slack into the Mormon Church (tm), made slack the
winner of a wet t-shirt contest, auctioned slack to the highest
bidder, etc.

Sallack is the most malleable substance we have encountered here in
the labs. For example, my toaster never burns the bread anymore since
I put a slack heating element in it, and Slack successfully trained our
guard dogs.

Never underestimate the properties of Sallack.

Radar Labs 23
It's a squirtin' universe
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