In article <email@example.com>, firstname.lastname@example.org (John
P. Olinyk) wrote:
> In <D7CsIs.BA9@cruzio.com> email@example.com writes:
> >I think we should all follow the suggestion
> >recently posted and write about
> >Uma Thurman's ears instead of her tits.
> >Feminists are very, very sensitive
> >and since they always speak kindly
> >and sensitively about men
> >to avoid hurting male feelings,
> >men owe it to them to show the same
> >No more about Uma's tits. Let's
> >just discuss how great her ears
> >are. I consider them almost
> >as fabulous as Madonna's ears,
> >or even the legendary Jane
> >Russell ears of long, long ago...
> Yes, Uma's ears are nice, but I think the pouting, subtle tumescence of
> her vulva is especially fetching.
Ah, but there is no more sublime feeling than to plunge one's Tool of the
Preacher* into the pouting, subtle tumescence of her freshly trepaned
* No, the TONGUE, you filthy-minded people!
AH, YESSS.... THE HARVEST!!
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