We have "Bob" boxers, why not "Connie" clothes?

By Samuel Lightcap <lightcap@eden.rutgers.edu>

A Yetish friend pointed out to me that while we can get boxers with "Bob"
there is no direct female equivalent featuring "Connie". Now, my replies

a) take off your clothes, woman!
b) does she wear them long enough to make a difference?
c) someone should MARKET THIS FOR "Bob"!

The Bobbies would buy it. Sure! "Connie"'s Secret! "Connie"'s of
Hollywood! "Connie" bustiers with weird little "things" attached!

Now me, just send me $30 for the idea OR KILL ME.
Sam, Prophet of the Blue Moo

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