There was these pirates that stumbled over on this treasure map on
this island that they found after they had drunk all the rum and had
a orgy and butt-fucked each other for almost all day long. Then after
the orgy where they all buttfucked each other until their rectums
were ragged and bloody and encrusted with shit blisters they found
the map but it wasn't really a treasure map it was a map put there by
this giant alien who's twenty ton dick dripped acid at the rate of 56
gallons per hour and it led straight to a trap to catch humans so it
could eat them except that the pirates didn't know that. Then the
pirates followed the map to across the ocean and found the island
that the map said there would be treasure on. So the pirates were so
happy that they were going to find treasure that they drank up
another of the sixty thousand hundred kegs of rum that they had got
from this rum ship that was going to Cuba and then they had a orgy
again but only this time just some of the pirates butt-fucked each
other and not all of them but the captain did. And also on the rum
ship there was these twenty real pretty young ladies who had on these
real tight dresses that showed their tits and stuff and they all
screamed when the pirates got on their ship but didn't know that the
pirates only liked to buttfuck with themselves and the girls got real
disgusted and then about cracked up when the pirates didn't want to
fuck with them but just snuck down in the hold while they were
robbing the rum off the ship and sneaked around and buttfucked each
other but not the girls. Then they went on the island but the alien's
trap got most of them but then the trap malfunctioned and turned into
a time machine that went in the future to New York City where there
was this live sex show on Times Square. So the pirates that didn't
get killed by the alien's machine found themselves in the street on
42nd street and they saw a movie that had a girl that was fucking a
dog and they went in there. Then they traded some pirate money to a
young boy so he would give them all a blow job but it was a
undercover police woman who was disguised as a man who arrested them
and took them to Riker's Island. Then a guy who always wanted a
pirate to butt-fuck him found out about them and bailed them out but
he was a guy who didn't like dirty people and when he found out that
the pirates didn't take a bath he didn't want them to butt-fuck him
any more. So they had to go back to jail but the batteries on the
time machine had wore out so they were took out of the New York City
time but didn't get back to all the way to their own time but got
stuck in the time of Thomas Edison. So Thomas Edison and Benjamin
Franklin were homos and they were butt-fucking when the pirates
landed right in the middle of their bed. It killed Benjamin Franklin
but Thomas Edison still was alive and had invented the electricity
already a few years ago so he rigged up a device that would open the
time field again so the pirates could go back. But suddenly King Kong
came over the hill but not really the real King Kong but a giant
robot that a guy from the future had made that had already eaten
Shirley Temple and Ruth Buzzie and was going to eat John Agar but
that zombie from a couple of the other stories I wrote came in his
nuclear helicopter and killed him. So the pirates then went on a
vacation and found that they had accidently brought eighty hundred
thousand tons of heroin with them back from New York City when they
were there. So they all took all the heroin and felt real good like
they were going to buttfuck each other again but then they ODed and
died and went to Hell where they all got butt-fucked by Satan in the
ass.
The End
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