Once upon a time there was this one guy that liked to eat about
eighty hundred cans of Wolf Brand chili with no beans and then make a
appointment at a bank to talk with a loan officer. Then he would go
in for his appointment and start shitting in his pants and farting
all the time while they were talking until the loan officer was
getting grossed out and about to gag. Then the guy would whip down
his pants and start jacking off while throwing shit all on the loan
officer and then he would whip out a shotgun and start blasting all
the artificial plants in the bank lobby and then run away before the
police could get there. That was the only way that the guy could get
sexually satisfied was by doing that. So one day he was buying about
a thousand hundred cans of chili and this other guy whose wife was a
bank loan officer until that guy came in and threw shit at her and
now she had to get counseling, saw the guy and decided to follow him
to see where he lived and tell the police. But the guy all of the
sudden whipped out a can opener and started in eating the chili
right out of the can while it was still cold right there in the aisle
of the store where he was at. And when he ate about thirty hundred
cans of it he started to take a big shit right there in the store.
But just before he could take a shit the other guy got real turned on
even though he wasn't a homo and started in jacking off while
watching the other guy try to take a shit. Just then this all lesbian
motorcycle gang invaded the store to rob it so they could have money
to buy cigars and whiskey and they saw the two guys. Just then the
first guy started to have shit coming out of his asshole and the
other guy started jacking off much faster. The lesbians all of the
sudden decided to not be homos and started in trying to get the two
guys to fuck them. All of the sudden all the lesbians who were now
not lesbians all started to take a shit at the same time. Just then
an entire Sunday school class that was on a field trip to a grocery
store came in and the leader of the class always liked to have shit
all on his dick when he jacked off but kept it a secret from the
church. But when he saw the ex-lesbians all shitting at the same
time and the one guy shitting too and the other guy jacking off to
the whole spectacle, he couldn't resist reaching in his vest pocket
and pulling out a baggie full of shit that he had saved for three
weeks and eating it while he started jacking off. But one of the kids
in the Sunday school's dad was there and had a deer rifle in the
truck and was a redneck. So he decided to kill all the people because
they were perverts. But when he got his deer rifle, he changed his
mind and decided to put shit in the barrel of the rifle and put a
bullet in the other end and shoot the load of shit into his dick. But
there was too much power in the bullet and it blew the shit straight
up through his head and killed him, but one of the kids in the Sunday
School class that was a retard started fucking him in the skull hole
after he was dead. When the first guy saw this, he got the idea to
blow a hole in his own skull and fuck himself in the head. But when
he did he just died and so everybody else fucked him in the hole in
his head even the bikers who had turned back into lesbians again and
had to use dildoes.
The End
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