Once upon a time there was these twenty-four guys and they each had a
particular idiocyncrasy that caused them to stand out in a crowd and
be "one amongst many." The first guy could eat a whole bunch of dicks
and then shit them out in their original form. The second guy could
take eighty tons of shit and fit it all into his urethra in five
hours. The third guy could vomit his dick inside-out until it turned
into a pussy and then fuck it. The fourth guy could shimmy up his own
dick and then jump off of it and free fall for twelve years. The
fifth guy could saw his dick off with a band-saw, swallow it, vomit
it back up and then fuck it while he was asleep. The sixth guy could
open his asshole up so big he could hide inside it while he fucked a
dead circus clown. The seventh guy could eat his own shit while it
was still in his large intestine and then vomit a dick into it so
that he could actually fuck his shit while vomiting the dick that was
fucking it at the same time. The eighth guy could laminate an
elephant turd with old turpentine, stick it up his own asshole, fuck
a chihuahua with the third guy's shit-covered dick and sing "I've got
a friend in Jesus." The ninth guy could cut the twentieth guy's dick
off, stick it in a bucket of the seventeenth guy's vomit and then
fuck it. The tenth guy, who had been dead couldn't do much of
anything, but the second guy and the twenty-second guy liked to
buttfuck him in the mouth. The eleventh guy, who just moved in with
the other guys had cut his own dick off for his birthday, but he
would leave it in the freezer and everyone else had access to it. The
twelfth guy was a disco aerobics teacher and could buttfuck himself
in the dick for twelve hours non-stop. The thirteenth guy would often
team up with the first, eighth and twenty-third guys, cut all their
dicks off, stuff them all full of shit and then fuck them. The
fourteenth guy could summon a particularly annoying fart seemingly
from nowhere, and it would often assume the shape of Don Knotts,
which he would charge all the other guys $5 to buttfuck. The
fifteenth guy sewed a water buffalo pussy to his lips and he could
pretend he was eating out a real water buffalo and got lots of jobs
in grade schools to show kids what not to do. The sixteenth guy could
stick a shit-smeared road grader up his dick and then piss it out
while standing on a forty story building, and the road grader would
bounce back up and land in his asshole. The seventeenth guy could
buttsplit a Moonie at forty paces. The eighteenth guy could make a
shit sandwich, fuck it in its asshole, vomit the bloody cum of an
eviscerated gramma titty and then roll around in dog shit for a year
and not get bored. The nineteenth guy could slice his own dick off,
shove it into a neck wound that never healed, vomit on the bloody
dick stump, jack off a hog to it and swallow a cum-soaked dishrag
with the seventh guy's mouth. The twentieth guy could shit in the
fourteenth guy's mouth without him knowing it. The twenty-first guy
could buttfuck his own shit. The twenty-second guy could swing by his
dick from a tree branch while cutting the balls off of 45,213,547,234
rabid baboons, roast them in a Sears barbeque that was grafted to his
scrotum, eat all them balls and then fuck some shit and vomit. The
twenty-third guy could shit on the twelfth guy's vomit, fuck it, and
shove it up the seventh guy's urethra and then jack off to it. And
the twenty-fourth guy could bake a lemon merengue pie that always won
first prize at the county fair. Suddenly a hydrogen bomb exploded and
killed the twenty-fourth guy, but the other guys survived and
eventually fully recovered.
The End
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