Part Three of the Trilogy

by Rev. Sternodox

So the Zombies ended up eating each other all up even after they had
sex with each other and the animals until there was only one zombie
left. He made a deal with Odin that if Odin would make the earth like
it was before he would sacrifice fifty virgins a day to him. So Odin
created the earth again with all the people still alive on it. Then a
train was going the wrong way on the track and headed straight for
another train which was going the correct way. It was an extreme
irony that both of the engineers on the two trains were twin brothers
who had just recently graduated from the Close Cover Before Striking
Institute of Motel Management and had each aced the finals and were
planning on taking over the local hotel chain from the Indians who
had taken it over from the white people who had run them before. But
just before the trains crashed into each other a dimensional rip
occurred that took the trains to two different time zones in the
future and in the past. One train was suddently heading for a giant
cliff that was owned by the Zulus in about the eighteen hundreds and
the other train was suddenly found in Antarctica on the side where no
scientists lived or worked on experiments in the cold. They all froze
to death but the other train got stopped just before it went off the
cliff and the Zulu chief saw the people who were on the train and
ordered his men to kill them all except for the young boys who they
wanted to buttfuck. But the zombie had stolen a new experimental
battle helicopter with nuclear rockets and followed the train through
the crack in time and nuked the Zulus before they could buttfuck the
young boys who were so grateful that they offered to become the
Zombie's crew on the experimental helicopter. But one of the boys
wanted to go back to Ohio where he lived but the others laughed and
called him a pussy and tortured him to death while the zombie just
watched while he was jacking off. Then a giant meteorite that was
bigger than Jupiter crashed into the earth and killed all of humanity
instantly but Odin saved about two hundred of them. But Odin was
having a war with Satan and Ra and Buddha and had to give half of the
still alive humans to them where they all got reamed out in the butts
with these strange creatures that all the gods had made to do this to
them. They all ended up having an orgy where the few still alive
humans had to be in cages with hooks and barbs on the inside where
they all bled to death before the gods were finished with their orgy.
Then the zombie was inside of Odin's brain and when Odin dreamed that
the earth was back still like it was before the meteorite crashed it
it came back for real. Then the zombie kept his promise and killed
fifty virgins a day for Odin except that he accidentally fucked one
of them so Odin made him pay the supreme penalty for it which was to
get his fucking dick cut off and then hung up on a post outside of
the gradeschool where the kid who wanted to go home but was tortured
to death once went to school.

The End

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