Redneck Haiku

That fuckin' bitch
Bleached my fuckin' Garth Brooks shirt
Kick her fuckin' ass

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>

Come over here, woman
That fat broad on Springer
Done got me Horny

From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

ten hounds under da porch
Jed a'chacin sheep out back
no wonner I drank

--LXIX--

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>

HEY, ya little shit
When yer done wit Granpa
Flip'em over so he can drain some.

From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

Confederate flag
Arkansas plates
Beercans in the back

Rain on a tin roof
Ford up on blocks
My goiter's gettin' bigger

Shotgun in window
Fag tied to bumper
50 miles per hour

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>

Drop yer pants, boy
And them panties, too. (Grunt)
Now squeal lahk uh pig

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>

"Preacher Mike"

My little Monkey
Butthole so stretched and torn
Why don't you kill yourself?

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

Brown Recluse Spider
Interrupts My Outhouse Dump
...be bound up for days

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From: "theoneflasehaddock" <spam_spam@spam.spam>

Late one night when my uncle was hunting and drunk,
My aunts 20 cats were running away
the next morning, boy was he pissed he got that skunk.

(yes, this actually happened,
don't hunt cats when your to drunk to know what your shooting at
especially if they're hiding under your porch...)

From: onan@slartibartfast.exocet-industries.cx (Onan Canobite)

She is my mother
She is also my sister
I am an inbred

I don't wear no shoes
A straw sticks out of my mouth
I am a redneck

You have two black eyes
That means I done told you twice
So shut the fuck up

The Song of the South
Is not the song you might think
It's Dueling Banjos

- O.

From: "NeuroManson" <1llabruf@tsewsu.ten>

They starched my white hood
It looks just like a dunce cap
Double duty hat

My chickens love me
They are always hot for me
But their eggs taste werd

Chewing tobacco
Stains my fists with my wife's blood
My trailer burned down

Gennessee beer fart
Goes well with spicy pork rinds
My heartbeat just stopped

My new Chevy truck
Built with an engine from Ford
Duct tape built the rest

Dale Earnhart is dead
I will perform sepokku
At the next Nascar

From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

Po'bucker jokes less funny
as they flit like rainforest gnats
I live amidst them

Fist in my ass
like assault by Popeye
I walk like a crab

Alt.slack haiku fest
A waste of untold hours
fag PBS cooking shows redux

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
*Pope *Composer *Envisonary
"Whitey Is A DumbAssed Ham Hock with Hands":
A Tragedy in 12 Inbred Generations

Original file name: Redneck Haiku - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:36