So my roommates just rented Disney's _The Little Mermaid_ (which, BTW, is
my most disliked of Disney's "Classics"), and they were watching it when
I walked into the living room. Ariel was singing about how she had all
this stuff, but it wasn't worth anything 'cause she couldn't be with her man.
Y'know what her problem is?
SHE AIN'T GOT NO LEGS!
-Monty
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My roommates don't let me watch videos with them anymore.
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