Buy My Rants! -- MONTYKINS TAPES

From: MONTYKINS@news.delphi.com (MONTYKINS@DELPHI.COM)

Okay, y'know that series of ttthings I posted a week or so ago? Well,
through one of those Astonishing Coincidences you usually only get it
reruns of Murder, She Wrote, THOSE VERY RANTS are now available on tape!

"Wha?" you say. "Why would I want a TAPE of the stuff I already have on
DISK? Especially if you expect me to PAY?"

Well, for one thing it's only Five Bucks. And for another, there's
background music and [ding!] sound effects. And stuff that I didn't post.

Oh, please/ Look, you want me to beg? Hang on.

nmhjk djbnfhr

Well, I can't type while kneeling down 'cause the table's too high. But I
_was_ begging.

Anyway, it's Five Bucks, fairly entertaining, and available from:

Paul "Montykins" Ashley
1034 S. Melrose St.
Casper, WY 82601

Here's what's on it:

"Welcome to Alt.Slack"
"Brag of the Blasphemer"
"So, You Wanna Be an Elder God?"
"How to be Annoying"
"Stalking the Wily Mountain Squid"
"Bob" is my Crankshaft"
"Happy "Bob" Song"
"What IS The Church of the SubGenius?"
"Interview with "Bob"" [*]
"The Nero/Poptart Enigma"
"Bob" Can Suck My Dick"
"Apology"

[*] Unauthorized, abhorrent, possibly an ACTUAL MORTAL SIN if you so much
as LISTEN to it ONCE!

-Monty
--
Do it now!

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Subject: Re: TAPES ARRIVING DAILY!!/hear for yerself on a.b.s.
From: ricky@usenet.nerdc.ufl.edu (Pizza Jesus)
Date: 2 Apr 1995

Michael Townsend (gr837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu) wrote:

: "crankshaft" is just the first 45 seconds of MONTYKINS' ""Bob" Is My
: Crankshaft" rant -- my favorite selection from the "BUY MY RANTS" tape he
: advertised here a couple of weeks ago...

I bought Montykins' rants and they're good. Much better than I expected.
He has a *tinge* of Dr. Howl in him and just like a "Monkey Boy" T-shirt
THEY AREN'T ALL THAT CRAPPY!

Consider Montykin's BUY-MY-RANTS tape as a "buy" recommendation
from the Sub_Wallet_Street_Journal's lead ferro-magnet (ME!)

If it's OK with him and *I'M* *NOT* *ASKING*, his address
is:

Paul "Montykins" Ashley
1034 S. Melrose St.
Casper, WY 82601

He was asking $5 when he posted but maybe the dollar has weakened
against the Yeti-Yen so much in the past couple weeks that's it's
well... Jump in Montykins...

Hey! He's got "Welcome to Alt.Slack" as the lead exotic multi-note
Russky-Duck throat-singing LEAD RANT! That ought to be worth the
price of admission. Of course, I bought low and don't plan to
sell high until July 4, 1998 for just the ONE TRACK "Brag of the
Blasphemer." And "What *is* the Church" is another of my Fav's.

Fob-Blobs-it! I've consumed TO MUCH ANTI-SLEEP for this Time
Period and I'll be a Cree-Po' Bucker if I don't SLACK OFF real
soon! I aughta GRIND MY NECK-STUMP *real* *good* tonight!!!!

--
Epopt of the Exploding Head of JFK. [SLACK OFF] Licensed to blaspheme the Gods!
My skull is bigger on the inside than the outside! Inquire for free estimate.
Ob-Bulldada: Send $1 to SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214

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