ShorDurPerNENSLO

From: testa@starbase.neosoft.com (Andrew J. Testa)

This discussion of the SDP nemesis has led somewhere I could not
possibly CONceive of a few short weeks ago: actual discussion of
SubGenius philosofy on alt.slack. Christ's smegma, you could knock me
over with a fish-shaped pot holder.

Here's my spin on the "nemisis theory" as I like to call it.

The idea of a hate object as short duration is contradictory, as has been
already pointed out by our resident Hateus Emeritus. When you hate,
you hate for life.

Except for ONE thing.

NENSLO.

That's right: NENSLO is that character you LOVE to hate, 'cause he
just hates you first. But, SOMEHOW, the old fart really makes a weird
kind of sense, even when he's telling you to fuck off. Therefore, I
propose that the ShorDurPerNENSLO be implemented for all those situations
in life where you get momentarily pissed and cramped, but the slack wins
out.

For instance: I just got done reloading a /usr directory that I, like a
dumb fuckwad, accidently deleted. Wiped. Fuck. This post, as a result,
has taken about 4 hours to write as I keep going BACK to the computer room,
restarting my restore after I fucked up AGAIN, then taking a shit and
wandering back here. Do I hate UNIX now? HELL YEAH! Will I hate it
tomorrow, well, yeah. But the day AFTER it may not be so bad. So,
UNIX is my ShorDurPerNENSLO today.

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