Self-Defense Tips

Date: 9 May 1996

From "Kingdom of the SubGenius" - The life history of the world's
strangest creature, by O NENSLO

What is the best thing to do if a normal attacks, deliberately
or not? The best general rule is that if a pink is grasped firmly
around the "neck" - the junction between head and torso - it will
instantly release its hold, as this action suffocates it.
Jabbing at the eyes with a stick sometimes makes a "normal" let
go. If a knife is handy, strong jabs between the eyes sever the
main nerve-center and kill the normal instantly. SubGenii sometimes use
their teeth for this purpose, turning the arms back over the head and
biting hard into the brain. They also kill pinks by "turning the cap."


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