All this talk about slack and nobody seems to discuss or indeed be
aware that Yod He Uno gets about 10% of
EVERYBODY'S SLACK, RIGHT OFF THE TOP..And that
includes sexhurtslack too dear friends. Makes no difference
whether ye oooze or squirt or just wiggle and giggle, old
JHWH Prime gets HIS Thing is he even gets a percentage
of the twisted pleasures we often mistake for slack.
HE and Stang have a lot in common here (skimming off the top...I
know nothing of Stang's twisted pleasures, except of course for the
PTAPES!!) and of course "Bob", as a generator of slack is much sought
after by ole Tetragrammaton 01, albeit unsuccessfully.
Question being: If "Bob" does cut us a Good Deal with the X-ists,
can he rely on them to help his cut back JHWH 's percentage?
Think about it, when we're up there on the escape saucers, oozing
true, pure, unsullied, un-stepped on slack from every orifice and pore,
are we going to let this out-dated old Nobodaddy continue to vampirize
our slack? Of course we know who had had exclusive access to Dobbs lately,
Ivan Stang. So we'd all better let Stang know how we feel about this
important issue.
Come on folks, bad enough we split-brained monkey-folk had to
invent culture and civilization on the way to looking for something to
eat, fuck or a good place to shit...why should we precious few of the
holy Yeti-strain be obliged to tithe part of our Slack to Jehovah-one if
we can get a better deal?
Nobody said the endtimes were going to be easy as we grapple
with the end results of several thousands of years of glad-handing, gimme
some more of that, shucking and jiving by the alpha prime faction who have
unerringly lead the Pinks and us along with them into the death cycle of
our little blue bump, or whatever you want to call it. There's been
too much free slack for the likes of Jehovah and the Lurkers at the
Threshold. Time for a new Deal (for you anyway), Tell Stang how strongly
you feel about this question which cuts across all species and genders
in the one true Church.
Praise Dobbs, Bless Li'l Nenslo and may the All-encompassing, merciful
slack of Dobbs slide right up your enemies orifices (but not YOU Sterno!)
GG(bleeding head good...jaweh Bad!!)Gordon
Merc. Merc.; P.O.S.H. : LFOD
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