Monster Truck Scientology

From: Tom Richardson

I warned:
>>> GNScientology is Coming REAL SOON!

That dOcTrOiD d00d (rsholmes@hydra.syr.EDU) countered:
>> "Monster Truck Scientology"

Which prompted my esteemed colleague, Drb. to concur by adding:
> I think MTS is better, because GNS already stands for...[ something else
> which I snipped, because I don't want any of that copyrighted stuff in my
> purely re-coded version of Scientology(tm). ]

Nobody likes *my* name for it? Dang. Oh well.

No use bucking a trend, eh? Heck, I heard that Linus wanted to call *his*
system 'Buggix' or 'FreeAx' or something like that in the old days. Still,
I think there should be a 'G' in there somewhere. How about 'GMTScNWYKM'?

You know, as in

GMTScNWYKMonster Truck Scientology's Not...Well...*You Know*...Malignant!

Then again, GMTScNWYKM doesn't really roll off the tongue like GNU does,
does it? FIDDLESTICKS! And I think a really K3WL self-referential acronym
is key to the success of this new religion thingie.

Well, while I'm working on the Kernel (note: the Kapital 'K'), I would
appreciate any suggestions on a better name for the Free-Slack-Foundation's
version of Scientology(tm).

Drb Science continued:
> Anyway, hurry up with the kewl tech stuff. I wanna go yell at those
> darned plants in my yard, okay?

OK. Here's a little taste, Joe. Just for you.

GN-T3K XI (Right. Turn it up to XI.)
---------

1. Go hang out at the mall. Or the beach. You know, some place
where lotsa d00ds and CHYX hang out.
2. Observe. Observe them with all your...*observedness*.
3. Pick a d00d or CHYK. An attractive one. Trust me, it works
more easily that way.
4. Grant K3WLN3SS to that d00d (or CHYK) by just grooving on the
way they are. No heavy stuff. Ain't no thang.
5. Have him (or her) grant K3WLN3SS to you.

Well, Drb., that should give you a little sample of what's in store for
those who pursue the...well...ah...whatever we end up calling this thing.

Remember, Joe, just like Buckaroo Banzai teaches, no matter where you go,
there you...ah...HEY, LEAVE THAT ALONE JOE. SHEESH. I CAN'T TAKE YOU
ANYWHERE!!!!!

Tom "Thilly Thetan, Kickth are for Thquids" Richardson

P.S.--This tech was constructed without the use of *any* copyrighted
Scientology stuff. Really.

P.P.S.--And no INTELLIGENT inodes were HARMED in the preparation of this
IMPORTANT announcement.

P.P.P.S.--Any of you who may be lurking and reading this on a.r.s who are
considering joining the Scientologists should try GMTScWYKM
first. After all, it's FREE.

P.P.P.P.S.--GMTScWYKM isn't meant to replace ortho-Scientology(tm). It's
just a low-cost alternative. Heck. I *adore* those
Scientology(tm) d00ds.

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