I'm finishing up fine tuning my Auto"Bob" and need to feed it. I need about
300 lines of mini-rant material. Anything from one liners up to paragraphs,
though I may edit down any one piece that's too large so as many as possible
can contribute. I'd like to have original stuff, so as not to infringe on
anyone's copyrants. The end result will be run through the Auto"Bob" and
turned into a text file, and that in turn will be run through a vocal output
program so that I can record it as the spoken word. Just for giggles, I've
tuned the vocal output to sound like Stephen Hawkings. If it turns out good
enough, maybe Stang will put this collective project on the Hour of Slack.
So throw me some Holy Rantras. Anything you'd really like the Dobbs among us
to deconstruct and resurrect in his own way. Things like:
A bird in the hand is worth a prairie squid, if you can't wait.
Yea though the Yeti shall live among you, you shall not know them, for you
are not of them. And only by their pstench will they know each other.
You get the idea. I'd do it myself, but I've just finished using time
control on my thesis preparation, and now only have 8 weeks to do it in.
I'm getting cranked up for the crisis, but unfortunately will be obsessing
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