gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au told All:
: > Back at University *again*. Unsure of sexual orientation
Dennis McClain-Furmanski (dynasor@infi.net) wrote:
: Hint: most of it is in front.
No, it's all over.
I have statistical evidence that backrubs are the greatest seduction device
in the known universe.
Also: it's over twice as easy to get LAID as it is to get A GOOD BACKRUB.
--
"... 'Bother,' said Pooh as he struggled with his condom." [coyote] Please
email important followups -- crappy and constipated newsfeed. Rev Dr David
Gerard; VUT SRC Footscray NoName; +61 (3) 9688 4856; gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au
July 5, 1998, 7 AM. Saucers. End of the world. Your US$30 is your trip ticket.
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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Subject: Re: Tell the truth...are we all crazy?
Then it's at least 2/3 in front. See?
I'd say even more. Very few know how to give a good backrub. Very few
can't manage to fuck right.
* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * We seem to have juxtaposed an impasse here
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From: swells@unm.edu (squeedle. it doesn't mean anything. just squeedle.)
Subject: Re: Tell the truth...are we all crazy?
In article <3qs60u$4ct@cougar.vut.edu.au>,
David Gerard <gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au> wrote:
>I have statistical evidence that backrubs are the greatest seduction device
>in the known universe.
ahem, i believe you probably have anecdotal evidence, unless you're
quoting from some recent studies...[aww, SHUTUP, squeedle]
>Also: it's over twice as easy to get LAID as it is to get A GOOD BACKRUB.
i'll give a hundred to eight on getting laid versus a good backrub.
any takers?
-- squeedle, who reads too goddam much Wodehouse, which means one book.
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From: Sternodox <glatter@delphi.com>
Subject: Re: Tell the truth...are we all crazy?
I believe the phrase is "Crazy as a Shithouse BUTTSUCKING TOAD-
FELCHING, retarded 1/2-Michoakwak'G'riilbreath FUNK-BUTT"
Rev. Sternododo
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