"For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think
of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of
them as you do the act."
YEHAW! That's one I NEVER thought of! Praise be to that ole swindler of
the Pinks, Smokin' Joe Smith!
I'm off to get me some big ole slimy worms and some fresh squid and have
me a GOOD TIME!
Slack is the Candle, "Bob" is the Flame, and WE are the Moths!
Subject: Re: You Can Stop Masturbating [II]
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (JLBrown23)
> 9. Make a pocket calendar for a month on a small card. Carry
> it with you, but show it to no one. If you have a lapse of
> self control, color the day black. Your goal will be to
> have no black days. The calendar becomes a strong visual
> reminder of self control and should be looked at when you
> are tempted to add another black day Keep your calendar up
> until you have at least three clear months.
I tried this, but I ran out of ink by the middle of March!
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