RANDOM ACCESS -- SITES UNSEEN (WINTER '96)

Despite their copious Slack-time, our huge staff hasn't even SEEN most of the websites that follow! We've been so busy updating the art and texts of SubSITE that we neglected the LINKS... suggestions for which have been stacking up at i.stang@subgenius.com and slack@subgenius.com for MONTHS.

It might take that many MORE months for us to VIEW and GRADE, and then CATEGORIZE these... so let's just all do it TOGETHER, shall we? Like one big happy family of joyous, positive-thinking idiots. I.e., if you think any of these SUCK, let us know.

Another reason to just go ahead and post this list in an utterly random form, not broken down into subject matter, is that it's more REALISTIC from a SubGenius point of view -- not to mention ever so much more democratic. It's... why, it's just as if "Bob" himself chose them! It's a cross-section of THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO CONTACT US AND WANT TO BE ADVERTISED HERE, which is generally a pretty deranged mess of bipeds. Browse through these at random, and you'll get a feeling for what "real life" is like for a SubGenius... on weekends, anyway.

Most importantly of all, doing it this way is easier. (Anyone who wants to help us in our htmlin' duties is QUITE WELCOME to email us their improved versions.)

People email us about their websites, or those they fancy; we -- the Royal We -- earmark all such letters as they come in, and then when they stack up, copy them en masse to one giant text file, deleting all extraneous information. That's what you'll be reading below: extremely truncated letters from others. And that's why there are those little >> marks sometimes. Don't worry, we use only hand-picked, organic >> marks.

You might want to scan down the whole list before haphazardly clicking on the first things you come to. There's a lot of variety here, and the ENTIRE WORLD devoted to that ONE fetish that you thought NO ONE ELSE KNEW ABOUT, may well be the very link you DIDN'T GET TO.

We are sorry if our friends and special graftees got mixed in with poebuckers and Bobbies. We'll sort it all out when the dust settles.

SEE BELOW for new pricing scheme on WEBSITES OF THE GODS listings.

ALSO, DON'T MISS SITES UNSEEN FALL '96!

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Trolls, Hoaxes, Media Hacks, and Pranks
=======================================
http://www.lycaeum.org/~sputnik/Hacks/
"Every sham shows there is a reality." -- P.T. Barnum
Featuring:
* Pranking Talk Radio: A step-by-step guide to getting on the air.
* Peter van der Linden trolls newspapers: S.M.E.G.M.A. keeps the pages safe, and a forged pro-drug editorial from the attorney general.
* Alan Sokal's Social Text hoax: Sokal managed to get Social Text to print a paper that Sokal packed with as much baloney as could fit.
* Princess Di caught on film and more: Say, isn't that the princess cavorting in her bra? The Star thought so, but nope, they got fooled...
* Joey Skaggs' "Sexonix" technodildonics company: Reported as fact here and there.
* Joey Skagg's "Solomon Project": Use artificial intelligence, not judges and juries, to decide fate of defendants.
* Grunge Lexicon Hoax: The New York Times printed this phony guide to grunge slang.
* Alan Abel, World's Greatest Hoaxer: Founder of the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals and a school for professional panhandlers.
* MIT student hacks the Morton Downey Jr. Show (and more): Posing as a member of NAMBLA, Christopher Coon drew the expected outrage.
* Tabloid talk-show hoaxers take on Oprah, Sally Jessy Raphael and Geraldo.
* School's Closed: The prank you wish you'd played in high school.
* Paul Krassner and The Realist: Who remembers LBJ skull-fucking JFK's warm head wound?
* Spy Magazine's "Bunny Burger" hoax: How will P.R. firms compete to represent a mythical fast food rabbit meat chain?
* Do not resist your beating!: Official-looking police notices popped up in California after the Rodney King verdict, announcing martial law in bureaucratese.
* The Barbie Liberation Organization and more: Switch the voice chips at the toy store and Barbie says "Vengeance is Mine" while G.I. Joe says "Let's Go Shopping!"
* Cheap Suit Santas terrorize christmas shoppers in marauding packs.
* High Mass: And then the priest said, "Brothers, God is dead." Gotta have cojones to pull this one off.
* Crass!: Punk rockers make the press think they've been duped by the KGB. They got the 'duped' part right.
* Unselfish Service: How the Texas House of Representatives officially praised the Boston Strangler.
* Robber disguised as Bob Dole urges teller to vote.
* Arm the Homeless! and more: Just because they live on the streets doesn't mean they don't need their Second Amendment rights defended!
* Taco Bell buys the Liberty Bell: Corporate April Fools' joke infuriates many.
* BBC's avant-garde music hoax: Banging pots and pans, essentially, but at least one music reviewer took it seriously.
* Jerry Rubin and more: Media prankster first class.
* A Modest Proposal: For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public: This classic spoof was written by Jonathan Swift and published anonymously in 1729.
* P.T. Barnum on hoaxing: "The public appears to be amused even while they are conscious of being deceived."
* H.L. Mencken's "Millard Fillmore's Bathtub" hoax: "The success of this idle hoax.... vastly astonished me." You can still find this one repeated as true today.
* The War of the Worlds: Orson Welles' panic-inducing radio show.
* Report from Iron Mountain and more: A wonderful hoax, supposedly put out by a government think-tank to come up with ways to cope with the threat of world peace. Dreamed up by 60s peaceniks and rediscovered by 90s militia conspiracy fans.
* Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion: My, but this one has some mileage on it. The Energizer hoax, you could call it... The Jews is taking over the world!
* The Good Times Virus Hoax: Don't read this e-mail! You might become infected!
* The Centaur Excavations at Volos: An exhibit of a centaur skeleton at a university library.
* The Roswell Tourism Incident: UFOs is big bizness.
* LSD in the water supply: Abbie Hoffman's yippie classic. They called out the National Guard to defend the reservoir against hippie chemical warfare.
* Piltdown Man: A classic fraud/hoax, the missing link on tour.
* The Cardiff Giant and more and more: Another classic fraud/hoax.
* Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! a major component of acid rain.
* Crop Circles and more and instructions on how to make `em.
* U.F.O. hoaxes and how to pull them off, if you're bored tonight.
* Hacked Government Web Sites The CIA and DOJ web pages were hacked and changed. The damage was quickly undone, but these folks archived it.
* The Electronic Revolution by William S. Burroughs. Theory of culture jamming in cut-up context.
* Art Sabotage and Poetic Terrorism by Hakim Bey.
* Paul is Dead: Turn me on, dead man.
* Shroud of Turin
* Pons' and Fleischmann's Cold Fusion or something like that...
* The Loch Ness Monster
* The Book of Mormon: P.T. Barnum ain't got nothin' on this, baby.
* The Church of Scientology: L. Ron's classic remake of the old religion scam.
* C & Unix: Some pranks go too far.

stare into the face of dobbs and weep
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~camangin/subg2.html
From: "Charles Albert Mangin" <camangin@unity.ncsu.edu>

Here is a link that should fit in somewhere:
http://www.california.com./~rpcman/LEGACIES.HTM

rev stang?
rev ivan stang?
you're a jerk stang
i've been told to tell you to check out a web site with a picture of you
and your slackest friend...
www.wcsu.ctstateu.edu/~sarin001/
it's the site of mei-ling sarin...
and look at the sit below too... they are fun!!!
A L I E N E Y E Z E - Z I N E
http://www.wcsu.ctstateu.edu/~raymondjr001/

>>MICHAEL A. HOFFMAN II'S CAMPAIGN FOR RADICAL TRUTH IN HISTORY
>>http://www.hoffman-info.com
>>Research Archives - News Bureau - Catalog
>>Masonic Assassination and Conspiracy, Unabom/Kaczynski, World War Two
>>Revisionism, Talmud and Judaism; white working man's history,
>>anti-modernist philosophy, occult ritual murder and ancillary texts,
>>source materials and studies.

I have created a webpage using elements from your site and from The
Book of the SubGenius and Revelation X. If you are familiar with the
game Quake by Id Software, a system of 'Clans' has arisen, groups of people who play together and against each other. I have created the Clan of the
SubGenius, with the aforementioned imagery and many links to
http://www.subgenius.com/
Through the ClanRing (an organization set up to keep track of the 400+ clans) We are currently one of the top 20 sites receiving hits, and hopefully getting more people to reach the Official Church site.
http://www.gamesdomain.com/clanring/qcring.htm
Matt Ray yarm@mail.utexas.edu

KOOKS!!!
Eric Krieg <eric@voicenet.com>
http://www.voicenet.com/~eric/crack.html
>also, consider giving skeptics a link - we are rare people that are
>willing to examine some extreme claims:
>http://www.voicenet.com/~eric/phact/
>I'm currently investigating a major conspiracy claim by inventor Dennis
>Lee who has raised millions from free energy investors. A wacky
>believers site is available at : http://www.jongalt.com/dennis.htm and
>HTTP://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/wade_frazier - it may look
>funny, but a lot of white trash bible thumpers will lose their trailer
>homes on this one.
>I take him apart in my pages starting at:
>http://www.voicenet.com/~eric/dennis.html

Subject: We Can Help Them...
http://www.interinc.com/Allfaiths
Offers free WWW space to all religious groups. We can help them here, I
think.
-ONAN http://www.teleport.com/~box2321
See Onan's Hoax at:
http://www.teleport.com/~box2321/127.htm
See Onan's Job at:
http://www.teleport.com/~box2321/jw.htm
See Onan's Band at:
http://www.teleport.com/~box2321/go.htm
See Onan's Internet Project at:
http://www.teleport.com/~box2321/niat.htm

>scott.logsdon@mail.wvnet.edu -- SLogs@aol.com (It's 10MB web space, OK?)
>The Sacred Shrine of the Iron Twinkie and Orthodox Fundamentalist
>Laundromat:
>http://members.aol.com/rvpoindxtr/subgenius/church.html
>The obligatory homepage URL:
>http://members.aol.com/slogs/ "All the fluff and none of the substance"
>
>Smurfs in Hell - Definitely NOT for those with humor deficit disorder
>http://members.aol.com/slogs4/smurfs/

John Shirley
http:www.darkecho.com/JohnShirley.html
HAVE YOU READ JOHN SHIRLEY'S SCI-FI, HORROR, MAINSTREAM, THRILLER or SEX NOVELS, in 3D? Well he's the most passionately fucked up SubGenius nevelist since Jonathan Swift. His most recent novel, SILICON EMBRACE (Mark Zeisig Press) is a GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL about Jesus and the Greys, and a SubGenius orgy, simultaneously.

if ewe get board, ive made my site more
obnoxious and stupid:
(FERNANDINANDE)
http://www.c2i2.com/~ricko/
http://www.c2i2.com/~ricko/gensis.htm
...I used the "Word" thesaurus to clarify the book of genesis...
Also, here's a bob page by another bob...he's a maniac, and you might
enjoy the drawings.
http://www.c2i2.com/~bobco/