Men have no idea what gross is all about. From the time they are
little boys they try to frighten us with bugs and reptiles and
boogers. It only works because little girls ENJOY
screaming at the top of their lungs. Men think that they are the only
ones who've ever worked a scab into a pustulant throbbing wound that
keeps going for a good six months or so before its finally allowed to
completely heal. They think that they're the only ones who
blow their noses in the shower. They think that they are the only ones
to call others in to see a "keeper" turd. Ha!
Women are immensely more disgusting. We have more orifices from
which to discharge waste. Not only do we get to bleed regularly, but
because we retain water just prior, we also get to be constipated for
a day or two before. Then the balance changes and we get to bleed and
blow mud for a few days. I love being a woman.
You boys think you're the only ones who pyroflatulate? Wrong!
Sometimes after a really interesting East Indian meal, the Sisters
line up on all fours, and Brian "the SubGenius Buddha", strolls down
the line with a lit Bic...it's like the 5th of July! (we've had to
develop a salve for those who have hairy asses tho...)
We have babies for chrissakes! We let some little alien grow inside
us, leeching our precious minerals, and making us slow, dumb, and
mildly insane for nine months, THEN we spread our legs for anyone in
the world to see, and EJECT this squirming, screaming chunk of flesh
covered in blood and momcheese, followed by a heavy duty trashbag with
a handle-tie cord attached. There's just no end to it. If I didn't
think it was all so damned entertaining, I'd puke.
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Subject: Re: There is nothing like a dame
From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
ncm5662@is2.nyu.edu (Nicole C. Michaud) wrote:
> TarlaStar (bmyers@ionet.net) wrote:
> : We have babies for chrissakes!
[deletia]
>
> I WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A BABY !!!!!!!!!!
> Umm, speaking as a female, as I rarely do, I have to say that this is a
> pretty damned accurate description. It's not really that entertaining an
> idea to me. Yuck. Yuck. I think I will puke. THANKS A LOT!
Hey, babies aren't so bad. I love babies!
They taste like chicken.
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Subject: Re: There is nothing like a dame
From: iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE)
N@> I WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A BABY !!!!!!!!!!
pinkproof! Yetinsyn breed like RABBITS, at least in part BECAUSE it's messy
and painful, and it's one of the few messy, painful things the females can
do that the males CAN'T...
Overmen and Ubberfemmes pretty much breed asexually, monosexually,
whatever... polymorphous perversity is highly overrated unless yer a
POLYMORPH, of course!
N@> Umm, speaking as a female, as I rarely do,
what do you USUALLY speak as? Yer titties gettin' SCARY to ya there?
yer fuckin WEIRD!
I'm glad I'M normal, yes yes YESSSSSS!
ICEKNIFE
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