On Fri, 28 Mar 1997 05:21:40 -0600, email@example.com (Rev. Ivan
>LUCIFERIAN LIBERATION FRONT -- YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT!!!
Yes, Rev. Stang, we are more right than 99.9987% of even our very own
followers could imagine. Since the suicidal evacuation of the
quitters from Heaven's Gate, we have received an onslaught of
inquiries from readers of our Nov. 96 issue of "WAKE UP!" (The
endtimes survival newsletter from the Luciferian Liberation Front,
Send $1 to LLF, PO Box 17050 Fayetteville, NC 28314, Back issues
available) wherein we described in detail, the plans of the alien
collective and how they would shortly be loading up the scout crews'
powervessel with a source of pure soular energy from dupes who were
willing to give up everything in order to be slaves to the will of GOD
in preparation for the invasion of 1998, commonly known as "X-Day."
How long must we endure having to live with such insults to the very
concept of individuality and even, dare I say, humanity as groups such
as this one represent? Although being "human" in the majority of
cases denotes a need for normalcy and a tendancy to want to "fit in,"
these sheep didn't even want any attachments to anything that gives
even the slightest meaning to the false existences of most of
humanity. They even went so far as to say that they were afraid of
the fact that in heaven they will STILL be able to make choices. If
ever there were a cult of the Anti-Bob, this one was it. No family,
no frop, and Dobbs help us all, no SEX?! SLACKLESS DEMONS if ever
there were any!
See you at the X-Day Drill.
Rev. Lou Siffer
Senior Pastor, Luciferian Liberation Front, People's Temple, Free
Urantia. A covert strongarm of "Bob's" Secret Service. Freeing the
oppressed in a neighborhood near you. PRABOB
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