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The Church of the SubGenius
BRAIN TOOLKIT AND SURREALITY REBOOT

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"It's Better Than Life!"

STOP THE PRESSES!!

HEAVEN'S GATE CULT SUICIDE -- THE HIGHER SOURCE TRUTH ABOUT THE HALE-BOPP COMET / SUBGENIUS CONNECTION

GO AHEAD -- FEEL
THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL !!

FREE YOURSELF from that which has enslaved you...

GRAPHICS & MULTIMEDIA LIVE INTERNET RADIO

SACRED SOUNDS ORDAINMENT, SUPPLIES , SEX

Interactive MARRIAGE EVENTS, NUDITY

BUT... WHAT IS THIS CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS?

GAMES & SuBwArEz IRC, PERSONALS

LOCAL SUBGENIUS RADIO CLASSIC SUBGENIUS BOOKS and MAGAZINES

*AFRAID?*

RED HOT RECENT NEWS

Lurkers, Peeping Toms, impetuous SubGenii craving fellowship, and those with a burning urge to contribute should investigate the one true SubGenius newsgroups, alt.slack and alt.binaries.slack -- Bonfires of the Gods. Or, to complain or offer suggestions, email THE SECOND COMING of JESUS CHRIST at The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., Dallas headquarters.

This site looks best with SLACK.

BOBSGATE art by FERNANDINANDE; almost ALL other art on this first page is by Irreverend Friday Jones!
Sound-Earred-"Bob" played by Rev. Noah Stewart. Many amazing backgrounds which now litter our pages are mostly warped by those mysterious maniacs at ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO from older SubGenius art. The original Sacred Hieroglyph Border is by Stang, Mavrides and Hellswami Satellite Weavers. Most of the layout of this site, such as it is, is by Rev. Ivan Stang, with a lot of help lately from Rev. Eyre Rend, Rev. Noah Stewart, Rev. Morvus Thenu, Rev. Zachary Carleton, Rev. Jesus Christ Devilacqua and IrRev. Friday Jones.

WE HAVE WON EVERY EXISTING 'BEST OF,' 'COOLEST' WEBSITE AWARD THAT EXISTS. But WHO CARES WHAT A BUNCH OF UNSAVED HUMAN PINKS THINK, ANYWAY?? Instead, we here PROUDLY display the ONLY award that COUNTS:

	GRAPHICS & MULTIMEDIA		LIVE INTERNET RADIO
	SACRED SOUNDS		ORDAINMENT, SUPPLIES , SEX
	Interactive MARRIAGE		EVENTS, NUDITY

	GAMES & SuBwArEz		IRC, PERSONALS
	LOCAL SUBGENIUS RADIO		CLASSIC SUBGENIUS BOOKS and MAGAZINES