STEP RIGHT UP! Test your mettle and win your little Sweetie a Sacred Certificate of Short Duration Marriage(tm).
GUARANTEED to Absolve and Sanctify ALL otherwise "illicit" Couplings!
SHORT DURATION DIVORCE(tm) IF NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED!
Simply fill out this EASY TO SWALLOW Shor-Dur-Mar License and the Ceremonies will begin.
What is the Name of your Beloved?
And your Beloved's e-mail address?
Your sweetie is a:
What is your preferred Short Duration Personal Savior for this Marriage?
How long do you wish for this Period of Sanctified Coupling to last?