SHOR-DUR-MAR!!!

STEP RIGHT UP! Test your mettle and win your little Sweetie a Sacred Certificate of Short Duration Marriage(tm).
GUARANTEED to Absolve and Sanctify ALL otherwise "illicit" Couplings!

FREE SHORT DURATION DIVORCE(tm) IF NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED!

Simply fill out this EASY TO SWALLOW Shor-Dur-Mar License and the Ceremonies will begin.


What is your Good Name?

And your e-mail address?

And you are a:


What is the Name of your Beloved?

And your Beloved's e-mail address?

Your sweetie is a:


What is your preferred Short Duration Personal Savior for this Marriage?


How long do you wish for this Period of Sanctified Coupling to last?



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