JESUS' BAND NAMES

>Incidentally, SUNSite musta weathered the hurricane 'cause they're back UP.

Yeah, I found out. I got two more shows up...

>>What are we going to call our new band?

>>How 'bout:

>>The Broke Idiots.
>>I Started a Joke.
>>Crack Baby Quartet
>>Bigger then Day (as in Moris Day)
>>Bigger then Time (As in Morris day and the Time) Armadollios and Leprocy
>>HELLSTROM!
>>X Day (no sounds too much like green day) Circle of Ten
>>The Launching Palmer Heads
>>Fat Girl Love
>>Joker Love
>>Kill Yourself
>>JOE
>>Jesus and the False Prophets

>>Any others?
>>JC

>MAN!!! Those band titles are ALL GREAT!! If we were stuck for a name, Philo has about a thousand good ones on sale for a buck each at his website. But these are ALL good. (But you REALLY need to start remembering the difference between "then" and "than", man!)

No, because than I would be perfect.

>Here are my faves:

>I dunno, "STANG and the False Prophets" seems to me like it would have more of a ring to it...

Perhaps, after all you are truly a greater man then I, for only the greatest man would be able to admit that.

>Joker Love might could be "FERAL Joker Love".

Yeah, that one rocks!

>If we call it JOE we should stick to killer cover versions of Joe Auffricht songs. HEY -- think about it. Heavy metal/jazzabilly versions of JOE songs... hmmm...
Yes I see the potential... Those song NEED to be remade.

>Hey I finished HoS 544 today, you'll like it because it's very "commercial." I shamelessly gave all our phone numbers, email addresses, etc., and I played a cut each from the 3 CDs we sell and almost even gave the prices.

Yes! There should be an all advertisment HOS. We almost have enough stuff to do it.

>Perversion, and then spring the live Cleveland Joe devival tape on 'em.

Yeah, definately.
I gotta find that rotting Moron tape.

>I'm a dubbin' foo now.

Wait till you get a load my new head band!

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