We recommend this approach as next-best to ordering online with a credit card or PayPal) --
PRINT these two pages (or the online shopping cart, after it calculates postage), or just write a letter, and MAIL it to:
SubGenius Foundation
P.O. Box 181417 Cleveland Hts., OH 44118

Make Money Orders and checks payable to: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

NOTE: You can pick items in the online shopping cart, and let IT calculate the postage and handling for you; then just print out that final "REVIEW WHAT YOU ENTERED" page without "sending" it online, and mail it in with your $.

TO CALL OUR OFFICE:
1-216-320-9528 (and hope we're in the office and and don't judge you unworthy due to unfunny attempts to be funny, leaving your phone number too quickly for us to write it down, etc.)

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"BOB," I HEAR ya! Here's MY Soul...sign me up now and send me my:
(Circle items desired; write special titles in space provided... or just write a letter)

MEMBERSHIP $35
BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS $20.95
REVELATION X book $18.95
THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON book $17.95 SOLD OUT

PAMPHLET #1 $1.50
PAMPHLET #2 $1.50
10 Pamphlet #1 or #2, $13
Black DOBBSHEAD T-Shirt LARGE: $15.99 EX-LARGE: 17.99 XX-Large: $19.99
X-DAY at WISTERIA EVENT PRE-REGISTRATION $35
HOUR of SLACK 6 mo subscription $125

DVD-Rs:

ARISE! DVD $14.95
1998 X-Day DVD $14.95
GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY DVD $14.95
PSYCHLODELIACA DVD $14.95
STANG LIVE 2005 DVD $14.95
DOBBSEDELIASTESES 2-DVD SET $26.95
DOBBSFILM SHORTIES DVD $14.95
AS THEY SEE "BOB" DVD $14.95
PREDOBBS STANGFILMS DVD $14.95
6-X-DAY DVD $14.95
UNCUT "World of the Future" DVD $14.95

"BOB" BUMPER STICKER "BEWARE" $3.00
"BOB" BUMPER STICKER "I'M MAD TOO, "BOB"" $3.50
DOBBSHEAD STICKER $3.00
Church Logo Button $2.00
Mini-Dobbshead Button $1.50
"BOB" CONDOMS - 6 for $5.95
CONNIE CONDOMS - 6 for $5.95

MP3 CDRs:

VOL. 3: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 4: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 5: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 6: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 7: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 8: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 9: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 10: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 11: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 12: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 13: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 14: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 15: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
**ETC. -- NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH VOLUME 21
16 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
11 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 1) $14.95
YET 11 MORE HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 2) $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 1 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 2 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 3 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME4 CD-ROM $14.95
HOUR OF SLACK Live 2004 "Best-=Of" in MP3 $14.95
65 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3, OGG CD-ROM $14.95
69 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
80 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
66 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
88 HOURS OF SLACK in RM CD-ROM $14.95

CDS:

"BOB'S" PUNCTURED EARDRUM CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 2: "BOB'S" TOTAL DEAFNESS CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 3: With Memory Loss CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 4: And Partial Blindness CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 5 - Time to Exhale CD $ 12.95
BOBSONGS 6 - Auricular Chondritis CD $ 12.95
SONGS OF X-DAY CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #0 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #2 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #3 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #5 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #10 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #11 CD $ 12.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #12 CD $ 12.95
BAD DOKTORS CD $ 12.95
HOUR OF SLACK XXX-5 CD $12.95
BEST OF ESO/SUBGENIUS CD $12.95
"BOB'S" HOUR OF SLACK CLASSICS 1 CD $12.95
STANG AT STARWOOD 1999 CD $12.95
STANG AT STARWOOD 2004 CD $12.95
THE PUFFERDOME DEVIVAL CD $12.95
XX-DAY '99 DEVIVAL w/ ESO CD $12.95
Stang at WINTERSTAR 2005 DEVIVAL CD $12.95
STARWOOD '98 Devival CD $12.95

DEVIVAL, THEN FIRE CD $12.95

TOTAL:______________

Add U.S. Shipping, Handling

For every Order Add
Handling, Postage (see below(
OHIO residents ADD 7.5% of order total price ___
TOTAL ENCLOSED: ___

U.S. Postage for: BOOKS, $10.20; DISKS, $4.20; Pins, bumper stickers, pamphlets: $1.75; MEMBERHSIP PACK, $3.75)

Canada, Mexico add $3 MORE to Shipping
Overseas: For most product orders, add $10 for shipping plus $2 after that for each item.

We cannot take checks from foreign (non-U.S.) banks (unless Canadian, in U.S. DOLLARS from American-registered banks.) UnAmerican SubGenii must use international postal money orders!

TOTAL ENCLOSED: _________________

Make money orders payable to: SubGenius Foundation Inc.
Dealers please inquire about bulk rates. MONEY BACK IF NOT SATISFIED

NAME(s): ________________________________________________

ADDRESS: ________________________________________________

CITY-STATE, ZIP: _________________________________________

COUNTRY: _________________________________________

SIGNATURE:
I swear that I am over 18 years of age, and of Yeti descent.

__________________________________________
Place you soul-bearing psychic pstench-mark here.

SORRY, this material cannot be sold to fullblood humans.
Be sure to sit on the envelope for NOT LESS than 30 seconds before mailing, so that "Bob" may better whiffread your psi-stench when it arrives at Church headquarters. You may not be able to tell if you're "Pink", but "Bob" can. (He will also know your family geneaology, your bad habits, your innermost virtues, and which you are of the 14 Basic Customer Types.)

The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Heights, OH 44118
"To Dull The Pain Of Existance In A World Without Slack"
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
Website: http://www.subgenius.com
© 2004 by the SubGenius Foundation, Inc
"Bob" Dobbs is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.


Believe it or not, we aren't the only corporate or discorporate entity hawking
SACRED SUBGENIUS MATERIALS!
For historical purposes you might look into THE HALL OF GOODS, where you'll find ANCIENT LISTINGS of
OTHER SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS
-- YET MORE in the way of fine seditious booklets, tapes, tools, CDs, pornography, YOU NAME IT! You'll also find pointers to OTHER MUTANTS (SubGenius individuals who THINK they want to hear from you) and SHORDURPERSAVS (who think you think you want what they have). And heck, we're not picky -- we even list NON-SUBGENIUS OTHER MUTANTS!! WARNING: These listings may be years out of date.


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