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"BOB," I HEAR ya! Here's MY Soul...sign me up now and send me my:
(Circle items desired; write special titles in space provided... or just write a letter)
MEMBERSHIP $30
BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS $16.95
REVELATION X book $18.95
THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON book $17.95PAMPHLET #1 $1.50
PAMPHLET #2 $1.50
10 Pamphlet #1 or #2, $10
Black DOBBSHEAD T-Shirt LARGE: $14.99 EX-LARGE: 16.99 XX-Large: $18.99
11X-DAY at BRUSHWOOD EVENT PRE-REGISTRATION $30
HOUR of SLACK 6 mo subscription $125
ARISE! DVD $19.95
1998 X-Day DVD $19.98
GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY DVD $19.95
PSYCHLODELIACA DVD $19.95
STANG LIVE 2005 DVD $19.95
DOBBSEDELIASTESES 2-DVD SET $26.95
10 Minutes to Showtime DVD $19.95
DOBBSFILM SHORTIES DVD $19.95
AS THEY SEE "BOB" DVD $19.95
PREDOBBS STANGFILMS DVD $19.95
6-X-DAY DVD $19.95
5-X-DAY U.S.A. DVD $19.95
UNCUT "World of the Future" DVD $14.95
SubGenius Movies in RealMedia (on a DVD) $19.95
"BOB" BUMPER STICKER $3.00
DOBBSHEAD STICKER $3.00
Church Logo Button $2.00
Mini-Dobbshead Button $1.00
"BOB" CONDOMS - 6 for $5.95
CONNIE CONDOMS - 6 for $5.95
VOL. 3: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 4: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 5: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 6: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 7: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 8: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 9: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 10: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 11: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 12: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 13: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 14: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 15: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
**ETC. -- NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH VOLUME 21
16 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
11 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 1) $14.95
YET 11 MORE HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 2) $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 1 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 2 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME 3 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MP3 STASH VOLUME4 CD-ROM $14.95
HOUR OF SLACK Live 2004 "Best-=Of" in MP3 $14.95
65 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3, OGG CD-ROM $14.95
69 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
80 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
66 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
88 HOURS OF SLACK in RM CD-ROM $14.95
XXX-Day in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
4X-Day in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
5X-Day in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
6X-Day in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MOVIES BOOTLEG CDR $14.94
"BOB'S" PUNCTURED EARDRUM CD $14.95
BOBSONGS 2: "BOB'S" TOTAL DEAFNESS CD $14.95
BOBSONGS 3: With Memory Loss CD $14.95
BOBSONGS 4: And Partial Blindness CD $14.95
BOBSONGS 5 - Time to Exhale CD $14.95
BOBSONGS 6 - Auricular Chondritis CD $14.95
SONGS OF X-DAY CD $14.95
A SQUID FOR CONNIE CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #0 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #2 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #3 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #5 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #10 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #11 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #12 CD $14.95
BAD DOKTORS CD $14.95
HOUR OF SLACK XXX-5 CD $14.95
BEST OF ESO/SUBGENIUS CD $14.95
"BOB'S" HOUR OF SLACK CLASSICS 1 CD $14.95
AMSTERDAM DEVIVAL 2-CD SET $19.95
STANG AT STARWOOD 1999 CD $14.95
STANG AT STARWOOD 2004 CD $14.95
THE PUFFERDOME DEVIVAL CD $14.95
XX-DAY '99 DEVIVAL w/ ESO CD $14.95
Stang at WINTERSTAR 2005 DEVIVAL CD $14.95
STARWOOD '98 Devival CD (LIMITED TIME ONLY) $14.95
DEVIVAL, THEN FIRE CD $14.95
SUBSITE CD-ROM $14.95
SUBGENIUS MULTIMEDIA CD-ROM $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE cassette tape Boxed Set 4-pack $25.00
HOUR OF SLACK cassette tape Boxed Set 4-pack $20.00
"BOB'S" EAR INFECTION cassette tape Boxed Set $25.00
CLUB NO VHS VIDEO $20.00
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