purchasing anything dangled in front of them by a superior intelligence whether the dangler is human or not and whether what is dangled is humane or not. Yes the smiling False Prophets of every race will sell you hot lead, cold steel, and a one-way ticket to Hell without it ever crossing their minds that the buttons were pushed by their squeaky-clean little pink fingers.
And so AIEEE the gore-drenched night-spawned Goal, the be-all and end-all of the full devastating evilangelism of the SubGenius, is the Casting Out of the False Prophets. It is the voiceless Ground Zero of the Three Anti-Nonviolent Action Protograms: REMOVAL, ELIMINATION, and the SCOURING of this cage Earth; it is the Sacred Vindictive Grudge-Chore of Vengeance at which the groping alien monster god prods us. In whichever way Jehovah 1 instructs him, the SubGenius Unmasks those False Prophets as he is wont to Remove (to ascertain that a SubGenius is not hiding beneathl); he Makes Witness against them, and in so doing unleashes the full force of the Mockery Sciences: Mocking and Reviling, Scoffing and Blaspheming, Making Sport, Taboo Shattering, Namismatic Flaudulation of the English Language, the Tumping of Graven Images; in short, Waging the Wor and Smiting the Infidels: and yet he does this in common everyday conversation if he so chooses; his foe never notices the subliminal commands in the SubGenius Jests. Eventually he escalates to SHOCK VALUE: he goes among the enemy Relabeling, Pro- phesying and Diesecting:::
- Wielding the Raygun Finger of Unrelenting Humiliation in a zeal-fevered studlust of territorial sexhurt domination!! -
But it is not enough for these fat soft devilsl "Too much is always better than not enough." - Dobbs, Ec.1:23. To slake his ever-mounting thirst for revenge he finds he most go beyond the 'formal' dictates of the Church; his personal violence, in whatever form, has exceeded even those unholy shrieking limits; the transfigured RENEGADE SUBGENIUS schizms from his Lodge, he joins an anti-SubG operation such as the Pink Boys (in the process disavowing any knowledge in general), he then shucks all semblance of human acceptability, goes full-tilt Mandrill and finally becomes the feared ROGUE SUBGENIUS, capable of any unmentionable act and owing allegiance to nothing. The gun barrel bumps once against the victim's forehead, he hears the click only, not the BANG, and he leaves his arithmetic running down the wall behind him. "Fuck Them If They Can't Take A Joke."
Ha! - but this has all been a sham. To keep blame from the Church, the 'Rogue' has been main- taining a false front of madness while actually serv- ing as a calculating Now-Or-Later Nihilator of the Goon Squad of the SubGenius! (Countless villains of history and science were 'Rogue SubGeniuses' working Jehovah's indecipherable plans. We admit all this to insure disbelief. ) This is an action church! Jihad! Holy War! Religion is not some panty-waist formula to sit upon fatly complacent! It is clean-shaven WAR! "The Gig is up." We are all equal in God's eyes if not Jehovah's and this gives us each a divine license to SMITE! Jehovah's Winepress spilleth over with the blood of the innocent and there must be JUSTICE! AAIIIEEEE! Kali Yuga! The buttholes must be untimely Clipp'd! See then the SubGenius and know that his Laws change with the wind in his Contra Diction!...his Church thus reflects life in all its spasmodic glory!!