...you are NORMAL, aren't you?
Snap out of it! REPENT!! QUIT YOUR JOB!!
OFF!!! ... if only for a second, that's all we're asking.
Then you can go back to sleep, or to
Technically, this organization cannot exist -- because it is composed of people who are not joiners. The only thing most SubGenius have in common is that they're ALL DIFFERENT -- and they have NOTHING in common with the C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y.!! ( Cliques of Normals Secretly Planning Insidious Rituals Aimed At Controlling You) The SubGenius, because it does not "fit in," is actually better than everyone else!
THIS INCREDIBLE NEW FAITH, AUTHORIZED TO BLASPHEME BY THE GODS
THEMSELVES, IS THE FIRST ALL-PURPOSE BELIEF SYSTEM TO BE COMPATIBLE
WITH MOST MAJOR WORLD RELIGIONS AND MANY WEIRD CULTS -- WITHOUT
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
WORLD WIDE SLACK
TO END DEATH, TAXES, HUNGER, WAR, DISEASE, AGING, and WORK ª
"As long as we must work, we are not free." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
THE POWER OF ABNORMALITY,
and THE WORD OF "BOB"
TIME CONTROL TM